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Title: You just know that the week is off to a bad start when...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 26, 2010, 07:35:29 AM: Before 8am you have had to mop out the bathroom due to the toilet overflowing and the bath backing up. evil:

The radio no longer broadcasts as no satellite signal is being received. evil: evil:

On phoning the emergency plumbers number you are told by a girlie that 'this emergency number is for the weekends only.' cussing: cussing: Banghead
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Post by: Barman on April 26, 2010, 07:38:38 AM: Back to bed then...
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Post by: Nick on April 26, 2010, 07:38:58 AM: Popcorn:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 26, 2010, 07:46:37 AM: Nothing will happen now until after 9am, at which points rockets and arses will come into very close contact.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2010, 09:00:15 AM: happy100 happy100 happy100

Shall I put the kettle on ?
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Post by: Barman on April 26, 2010, 09:15:21 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 26, 2010, 09:00:15 AM
happy100 happy100 happy100

Shall I put the kettle on ?

Do you have a kettle...? ::)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 26, 2010, 09:26:05 AM: Yes....it's prolly the most underused item in my kitchen though redface:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 26, 2010, 09:46:22 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 26, 2010, 09:00:15 AM
happy100 happy100 happy100

Shall I put the kettle on ?

Nooooooooooooo I haven't had a wee since 5 this morning. redface: Alcohol dehydrates you though doesn't it.... I think I have a cunning plan. whistle:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 26, 2010, 10:30:30 AM: The plumber has arrived, sporting grubby overalls and a plunger. eeek: He states that he may be rodding fior a while!

I once spent a balmy/barmy May Bank Holiday weekend in South Wales rodding and drinking copious amounts of Champagne, it seemed like fun at the time. It was many years ago and my judgement may have been more than slightly off.
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Post by: Barman on April 26, 2010, 10:44:31 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on April 26, 2010, 10:30:30 AM
The plumber has arrived, sporting grubby overalls and a plunger. eeek: He states that he may be rodding fior a while!

I once spent a balmy/barmy May Bank Holiday weekend in South Wales rodding and drinking copious amounts of Champagne, it seemed like fun at the time. It was many years ago and my judgement may have been more than slightly off.

He'll no doubt tell you it needs jet-washing! ::)
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Post by: Nick on April 26, 2010, 10:45:26 AM: at ?50 per hour (or part thereof) noooo:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2010, 08:24:35 AM: Renting at the moment so can put it all down to the service charge. smile:

Today I am awaiting the 'cooker' man, who I hope will fix the cooker and bring with him a second shelf. As crap cookers go mine is crappier than normal. evil: Well, that's my excuse when I burn/under cook food.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2010, 09:35:20 PM: Today I have been informed that we are going to have to cut staff numbers in our team by 10%. Here we go again noooo:
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Post by: Barman on April 29, 2010, 09:36:15 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 29, 2010, 09:35:20 PM
Today I have been informed that we are going to have to cut staff numbers in our team by 10%. Here we go again noooo:

How big is the team...?

How about the Olympics like...?
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Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2010, 09:44:20 PM: I find out tomorrow if I still have a job, on balance the sooner I can get my course out of the way the happer I'm going to be. noooo: