The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Fig Head on April 20, 2010, 09:47:13 AM
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what did you learn from life?
well, we all lead different lifes, we all have our own experiances.
do you have a life phylosophy !!
do you think we are here for a reason?
c`mon open your hearts and minds for me, you know you want to angel1 angel1 angel1
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what did you learn from life?
Fortunately I am still alive ::)
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I've learned that I never learn noooo:
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I've learned that I never learn noooo:
There are so many kinds of awful men ?
One can?t avoid them all. She often said
She?d never make the same mistake again:
She always made a new mistake instead.
The chinless type who made her feel ill-bred;
The practised charmer, less than charming when
He talked about the wife and kids and fled ?
There are so many kinds of awful men.
The half-crazed hippy, deeply into Zen,
Whose cryptic homilies she came to dread;
The fervent youth who worshipped Tony Benn ?
?One can?t avoid them all,? she often said.
The ageing banker, rich and overfed,
Who held forth on the dollar and the yen ?
Though there were many more mistakes ahead,
She?d never make the same mistake again.
The budding poet, scribbling in his den
Odes not to her but to his pussy, Fred;
The drunk who fell asleep at nine or ten ?
She always made a new mistake instead.
And so the gambler was at least unwed
And didn?t preach or sneer or wield a pen
Or hoard his wealth or take the Scotch to bed.
She?d lived and learned and lived and learned but then
There are so many kinds.
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8) 8) 8)
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I've learnt the hard way in the past, that life is full of shit, shit and false promises and sheeple who talk nowt but shit for their own benefit and profit.
THAT is why I'm an anti social bad tempered grumpy snarling twat that yearns for the outdoor life constantly, to simply get away from SHIT SHIT and more SHIT. cussing:
Animals are generally pretty cool though, apart from rancid cats.
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and having to pick up their SHIT whistle:
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and having to pick up their SHIT whistle:
One of the smaller drawbacks granted, but I'd rather pick up dog shit all day long than have to listen and take it all me life.