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Title: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2007, 03:41:54 PM
I know that scotland is the birthpolace of the Glaswgian Kiss but something tells me that banjoing your husband with a stiletto heel on your wedding day isnt a local custom.

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A bride arrested on her wedding day for fighting with her husband while still in her dress has been fined by a court.
Teresa Brown, 33, attacked Mark Allerton, 40, in Aberdeen after they married at Ardverikie - made famous by television series Monarch of the Glen.

She hit him with a stiletto heel at the Hilton Treetops Hotel and was detained still wearing her dress by police.

The bride admitted assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined ?250. The couple are still together.

The incident happened in Aberdeen on 21 April.

Fiscal depute Alan Townsend said: "It's a somewhat sad situation.

"It was the wedding reception of the accused - she being the bride - and about midnight, the duty manager at the Hilton Treetops was at the reception desk when the accused's new husband attended holding a blood stained towel to his head.

"He indicated that his wife had hit him over the head with a stiletto heel."

Staff called in police who turned up to find the room where the couple were due to spend their first night together damaged.

Mr Allerton was taken to the accident and emergency unit at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary to be treated for a head wound.

'Intense pressure'

Mr Townsend added: "The room was covered in broken glass and wires were pulled out of sockets throughout the room.

"The accused was not particularly friendly to police. She was in quite a distraught state and was asked to calm down before being arrested.

"She indicated there was an argument and both were accusing each other of different things. She said he had a hold of her and she was just protecting herself."

Brown's solicitor Stuart Beveridge blamed his client's behaviour on her mental state at the time, as she had been drinking while on anti-depressants.

However, he pointed out that she was still married and had offered to pay for the damage to the hotel - estimated at ?500.

Mr Beveridge, who showed the court a letter from Mr Allerton "explaining the situation", said: "She and her husband are still together, although they have been under intense pressure because of this case.

"There was an argument and they were both throwing things at each other. She says her husband had a hold of her but she accepts she hit him over the head. It was a very unfortunate incident and was very much out of character.

"She was diagnosed with mild depression two years ago and had been drinking at the time but as a result of her behaviour she is now receiving counselling."

'Resolved matters'

Brown admitted charges of assault to injury and vandalism when she appeared at Aberdeen Sheriff Court.

Sheriff James Tierney admonished Brown for the attack on her husband because "they have since resolved matters".

In addition to the ?250 fine for the damage, he ordered her to pay the hotel ?500 compensation for the damage she caused.

Brown refused to comment on the case as she left court.

The couple were married at the Ardverikie Estate near Newtonmore. They then drove to Aberdeen for their wedding reception.
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: GROWLER on July 10, 2007, 05:09:02 PM
I know that scotland is the birthpolace of the Glaswgian Kiss but something tells me that banjoing your husband with a stiletto heel on your wedding day isnt a local custom.

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Brown's solicitor Stuart Beveridge blamed his client's behaviour on her mental state at the time, as she had been drinking while on anti-depressants.

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Marriage/depression. Depression /marriage, pissed and in a mental state.
I can see where they are coming from now. ::)
The seven hour itch. cloud9:
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 10, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Silly boy! He should have known better than to ask for a BJ on his wedding night!

We all know the reason brides smile is that they know they've given their last BJ - someone should have told this poor Jock.
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: GROWLER on July 10, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
Silly boy! He should have known better than to ask for a BJ on his wedding night!

We all know the reason brides smile is that they know they've given their last BJ - someone should have told this poor Jock.

Still waiting for my first one ffs. evil:
Is it ANY wonder I'm so bad tempered Mrs St bloody GROWLER? ::)
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2007, 05:57:39 PM
This is my cue to once again ask:
Why is a BJ like Lobster Thermidor?



Because you never get either at home  drumroll:
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2007, 07:05:47 PM
This is my cue to once again ask:
Why is a BJ like Lobster Thermidor?



Because you never get either at home  drumroll:

You need to start a 'Deja Vu' thread today.  ::)
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Mr Happy on July 10, 2007, 08:06:10 PM
This is my cue to once again ask:
Why is a BJ like Lobster Thermidor?



Because you never get either at home  drumroll:

You need to start a 'Deja Vu' thread today.  ::)

I'm sure you've suggested that before...
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 08:07:30 PM
Oh boys. boys, boys  Banghead
Same old whinge about what you're NOT getting when you forget (perhaps) what you are getting instead!

Not having a go (really not) because of course this is the whinge corner of the bar but please explain to me (because even at my aged tate I still don't really understand) why is it called a BJ - unless I am still doing it wrong I don't tend to blow  redface:

 
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Pastis on July 10, 2007, 08:30:28 PM
Not having a go (really not) because of course this is the whinge corner of the bar but please explain to me (because even at my aged tate I still don't really understand) why is it called a BJ - unless I am still doing it wrong I don't tend to blow  redface:

How can one put this delicately?


















OK. You can't.



































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Perhaps it's not you doing the blowing...  redface:
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 09:17:13 PM
Okay the penny drops  Banghead
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: GROWLER on July 10, 2007, 09:54:12 PM
Oh boys. boys, boys  Banghead
Same old whinge about what you're NOT getting when you forget (perhaps) what you are getting instead!

Oh give me the strength of a herd of rampant sex crazed charging Rhino! ::)
WHAT am I getting instead?
WHAT AM I GETTING INSTEAD YOU ASK?

I'll tell you what i'm getting instead. evil:
Bloody earache. Cotton wool manufacturers make a bloody fortune out of me, not to mention my fckin' season ticket at B and bastard LONG Q...THAT'S WHAT! Banghead Banghead Banghead

Wimmin. ::)
They really are not from this planet ey?
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 09:58:07 PM
Oh boys. boys, boys  Banghead
Same old whinge about what you're NOT getting when you forget (perhaps) what you are getting instead!

Oh give me the strength of a herd of rampant sex crazed charging Rhino! ::)
WHAT am I getting instead?
WHAT AM I GETTING INSTEAD YOU ASK?

I'll tell you what i'm getting instead. evil:
Bloody earache. Cotton wool manufacturers make a bloody fortune out of me, not to mention my fckin' season ticket at B and bastard LONG Q...THAT'S WHAT! Banghead Banghead Banghead

Saev up for some of those Bose noise reduction headsets then - bless  razz: Long term it probably works out less than your annual costs on Q tips - UNLESS you use them for other purposes  eyes:

Wimmin. ::)
They really are not from this planet ey?
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 10:01:39 PM
Oh boys. boys, boys  Banghead
Same old whinge about what you're NOT getting when you forget (perhaps) what you are getting instead!

Oh give me the strength of a herd of rampant sex crazed charging Rhino! ::)
WHAT am I getting instead?
WHAT AM I GETTING INSTEAD YOU ASK?

I'll tell you what i'm getting instead. evil:
Bloody earache. Cotton wool manufacturers make a bloody fortune out of me, not to mention my fckin' season ticket at B and bastard LONG Q...THAT'S WHAT! Banghead Banghead Banghead

Wimmin. ::)
They really are not from this planet ey?


****  Angry9: Okay tiddled and need to go to bed - meant to put this here !

Saev up for some of those Bose noise reduction headsets then - bless   Long term it probably works out less than your annual costs on Q tips - UNLESS you use them for other purposes   
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: GROWLER on July 10, 2007, 10:17:00 PM
Oh boys. boys, boys  Banghead
Same old whinge about what you're NOT getting when you forget (perhaps) what you are getting instead!

Oh give me the strength of a herd of rampant sex crazed charging Rhino! ::)
WHAT am I getting instead?
WHAT AM I GETTING INSTEAD YOU ASK?

I'll tell you what i'm getting instead. evil:
Bloody earache. Cotton wool manufacturers make a bloody fortune out of me, not to mention my fckin' season ticket at B and bastard LONG Q...THAT'S WHAT! Banghead Banghead Banghead

Wimmin. ::)
They really are not from this planet ey?


****  Angry9: Okay tiddled and need to go to bed - meant to put this here !

  


Is this Latin....again? rubschin:
Title: Re: If thats the wedding then I give them a couple of months
Post by: Snoopy on July 11, 2007, 04:51:15 PM
Oh boys. boys, boys  Banghead
Same old whinge about what you're NOT getting when you forget (perhaps) what you are getting instead!

Oh give me the strength of a herd of rampant sex crazed charging Rhino! ::)
WHAT am I getting instead?
WHAT AM I GETTING INSTEAD YOU ASK?

I'll tell you what i'm getting instead. evil:
Bloody earache. Cotton wool manufacturers make a bloody fortune out of me, not to mention my fckin' season ticket at B and bastard LONG Q...THAT'S WHAT! Banghead Banghead Banghead

Wimmin. ::)
They really are not from this planet ey?


****  Angry9: Okay tiddled and need to go to bed - meant to put this here !

 


Is this Latin....again? rubschin:

Sounds more like Pinot Grigo to me  ::)