The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 06:31:44 PM
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What an Oxymoron that is!
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Dear Mr Barman,
We have received your recent email, however, due to some of the inappropriate language used we are unable to respond to any concerns that you have raised.
If you want further assistance with anything, please resubmit your enquiry using appropriate language and details of your issue so we can investigate.
Regards,
Sky Help Centre
Apparently "You are fucking joking aren't you?" is deemed " inappropriate language" by Sky... apparently their completely fucking useless call centre operatives Prakash, Harshal, Sushil, Surinder, Ashleigh (?), et al... none of whom can actually read the content of an e-mail before sending a standard completely fucking useless reply might be offended by "You are fucking joking aren't you?"...
I despair.... noooo:
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How come it's automatic then? rubschin:
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How come it's automatic then? rubschin:
Do what now...? Shrugs:
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Funnily enough, and by coincidence even, I had the mis-pleasure of talking to their bretherens over the road from the Sky curry hiouse at Chity Bank this afternoon.
The Indian wumman told me to stop interupting and ranting at her, simply because I was trying to explain...without success..that I did in fact know the 4th and 5th letters of my password (my mothers maiden name), even though she was insisting that the info I was giving her was incorrect and could therefore NOT cancel my credit card agreement with them.
DOB, credit limit, what I had for breakfast a week last thursday was not good enough,, and even the posting of a blood sample wasn't going to suffice apparently, utter utter bloody arse 'oles.
I've now got to write a letter to them apparently. Banghead
Mrs Growler thinks my telephone manner my not have helped apparently. Shrugs:
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Funnily enough, and by coincidence even, I had the mis-pleasure of talking to their bretherens over the road from the Sky curry hiouse at Chity Bank this afternoon.
The Indian wumman told me to stop interupting and ranting at her, simply because I was trying to explain...without success..that I did in fact know the 4th and 5th letters of my password (my mothers maiden name), even though she was insisting that the info I was giving her was incorrect and could therefore NOT cancel my credit card agreement with them.
DOB, credit limit, what I had for breakfast a week last thursday was not good enough,, and even the posting of a blood sample wasn't going to suffice apparently, utter utter bloody arse 'oles.
I've now got to write a letter to them apparently. Banghead
Well don't bother 'cos they won't read it and simply send you a standard reply...
These bastards reply in the middle of the night (from India presumably) and completely fucking ignore anything you have said previously... Banghead
Clearly, they are tasked on the number of replies they make and not the number of satisfied customers...
They were stupid enough to send me a 'customer satisfaction survey' this week too - how fucking daft is that? noooo:
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Mrs Growler thinks my telephone manner my not have helped apparently. Shrugs:
Popcorn:
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I don't have Sky angel1
Some team in the local shopping mall asked me if I would be interested but I think my response... "You are fucking joking aren't you?"... put them off. ;)
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I don't have Sky angel1
Some team in the local shopping mall asked me if I would be interested but I think my response... "You are fucking joking aren't you?"... put them off. ;)
happy001
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Could you not sue them under the Trade Descriptions Act ? rubschin:
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I am reading up on the Property Misdescriptions Act evil:
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I am reading up on the Property Misdescriptions Act evil:
Oi! Start yer own property thread! cussing:
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So ~ they don't appreciate "Blue" Sky Thinking then. whistle:
Come off it BM ~ you know they use a swear filter and anything it picks up is sent the automatic reply, no 'uman beans involved.
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So ~ they don't appreciate "Blue" Sky Thinking then. whistle:
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