The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: tel on July 10, 2007, 02:54:09 PM

Title: Public Bar
Post by: tel on July 10, 2007, 02:54:09 PM
Why is there no Public Bar?
Is it because Berek would be the only visitor?
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2007, 03:21:58 PM
I had to read that three times before I spotted the l in there.

I must get some new glasses.
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 03:28:21 PM
Why is there no Public Bar?
Is it because Berek would be the only visitor?
Sawdust = expensive.  noooo:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 03:30:58 PM
I had to read that three times before I spotted the l in there.

I must get some new glasses.

I had to read your response two times before I saw the joke in there - okay but then I laughed razz:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 03:31:55 PM
I had to read that three times before I spotted the l in there.

I must get some new glasses.

I had to read your response two times before I saw the joke in there - okay but then I laughed razz:
::)
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2007, 03:33:04 PM
Give her time she'll get there.  redface:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2007, 03:33:47 PM
Give her time she'll get there.  redface:
Or fake it.
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2007, 03:38:08 PM
Give her time she'll get there.  redface:
Or fake it.

Depends on the quality. Sometimes it's just easier.
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 03:44:13 PM
Give her time she'll get there.  redface:
Or fake it.

Depends on the quality. Sometimes it's just easier.
eeek:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: tel on July 10, 2007, 03:47:30 PM
Why is there no Public Bar?
Is it because Berek would be the only visitor?
Sawdust = expensive.  noooo:

Sawdust? Whatever for?
Shouldn't be any blood with this crowd.
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 03:49:40 PM
Why is there no Public Bar?
Is it because Berek would be the only visitor?
Sawdust = expensive.  noooo:

Sawdust? Whatever for?
Shouldn't be any blood with this crowd.
Yes? I suppose if we get the powder room up and running?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2007, 03:51:48 PM
Why is there no Public Bar?
Is it because Berek would be the only visitor?
Sawdust = expensive.  noooo:

Sawdust? Whatever for?
Shouldn't be any blood with this crowd.
Yes? I suppose if we get the powder room up and running?  rubschin:
sick2:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 03:54:07 PM
Why is there no Public Bar?
Is it because Berek would be the only visitor?
Sawdust = expensive.  noooo:

Sawdust? Whatever for?
Shouldn't be any blood with this crowd.
Yes? I suppose if we get the powder room up and running?  rubschin:
sick2:
redface:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 10, 2007, 06:03:01 PM
No, no, no!

There's a hierarchy here I think.

The Powder Room was first off the blocks, then the idea of (I think it was Barman's choice) The Den for us gents, so, the Pubic Bar will have to bloody wait. Mind you, I wouldn't say no to a Smoke Room - and given that we're not actually based in the UK that should be allowable should it not? And it could come with free hookahs for the customers to use.
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Snoopy on July 10, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
This pub has always allowed virtual smoking.,.... There is no ban ~ you can puff away to your heart's content.
As for Hookahs ~ I don't know if the ladies would go with that idea ~ OH! You mean those pipe thingies.
 Silly me  redface: I thought you were being posh.



Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 08:55:45 PM
Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

It certainly was a critical part in the Barman's current state of ill health me thinks and it was more than a puff or two and he was sharing mouthpieces with one and all, so he's ony got himself to blame me thinks  ::) Hookahs, posh or not, are now banned at TLHOTP  noooo:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2007, 06:42:10 AM
No, no, no!

There's a hierarchy here I think.

The Powder Room was first off the blocks, then the idea of (I think it was Barman's choice) The Den for us gents, so, the Pubic Bar will have to bloody wait. Mind you, I wouldn't say no to a Smoke Room - and given that we're not actually based in the UK that should be allowable should it not? And it could come with free hookahs for the customers to use.
You?re right of course Marley ? powder room for the girlies, get The Den up-and-running with bar billiards, hookers and naughty calendar first? we can sort out the Public Bar for the riff-raff and pikeys later...  happy088
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2007, 07:27:34 AM
This pub has always allowed virtual smoking.,.... There is no ban ~ you can puff away to your heart's content.
As for Hookahs ~ I don't know if the ladies would go with that idea ~ OH! You mean those pipe thingies.
 Silly me  redface: I thought you were being posh.



Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
He was smoking rent boys!!!
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 11, 2007, 09:35:08 AM
This pub has always allowed virtual smoking.,.... There is no ban ~ you can puff away to your heart's content.
As for Hookahs ~ I don't know if the ladies would go with that idea ~ OH! You mean those pipe thingies.
 Silly me  redface: I thought you were being posh.



Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
He was smoking rent boys!!!

That has to be the best euphemism that I've heard for that particular activity - shades of Monica and Bill's cigars!
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2007, 09:36:16 AM
This pub has always allowed virtual smoking.,.... There is no ban ~ you can puff away to your heart's content.
As for Hookahs ~ I don't know if the ladies would go with that idea ~ OH! You mean those pipe thingies.
 Silly me  redface: I thought you were being posh.



Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
He was smoking rent boys!!!

That has to be the best euphemism that I've heard for that particular activity - shades of Monica and Bill's cigars!
We should ask Nick about it?  point:
Title: Re: Public Bar
Post by: tel on July 11, 2007, 09:51:20 AM
Juke-box & pinball machine?