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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 08:03:29 AM

Title: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 08:03:29 AM

Popped into the local caff yesterday and consulted the menu.

Me: Cheese omelette and chips please
Her: We don't serve chips with the omelette  eeek:
Me: But you do have chips?
Her: Yes
Me: Cheese omelette and a side order of chips please
Her: Can't do that
Me:  rubschin:
Me: OK, steak and ale pie then
Her: With chips or mash?
Me: Chips
Then I decide to trick her

Me: I have changed my mind. Hold the steak and ale pie and give me an omelette instead - with chips   eveilgrin:
Her: We don't serve chips with the omelette

I left  evil:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 08:07:17 AM

Could you not have just ordered them separately  doh:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 08:10:00 AM

I DID try to do that  Banghead She wouldn't let me  cussing:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 08:12:30 AM

Yes but you asked for a side order...which is obviously not allowed  whistle:

How do you manage to find these places ?  noooo:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 08:58:26 AM

You needed a bucket!

Order omelette
Sit down
Place bucket on head
Order chips

Simples!  happy088

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2010, 09:23:08 AM

Was this problem before or after you tried out your stock of "I'll have a crocodile sandwich ..... and make it snappy" type jokes?

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 09:24:49 AM

 lol:

Or the Polonium special  lol:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2010, 09:28:02 AM

It all went wrong when he tried the old "Do you have frog's legs? ~ Well hop to the kitchen and get me a plate of chips" routine.

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2010, 08:13:56 PM

 drumroll:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2010, 09:08:14 PM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 14, 2010, 08:12:30 AM

How do you manage to find these places ?  noooo:

I suspect that they are normal establishments until the Nick effect kicks in.  lol:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2014, 08:34:34 AM

I am pleased to report they have gone bust  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 18, 2014, 08:52:17 AM

This is an old thread, are you sure you just haven't outlived them?


Always odd feeling opening a thread and seeing a Snoopy post  sad24:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2014, 08:53:39 AM

 sad32:

Title: Re: The Soviet caff and other menu weirdness
Post by: apc2010 on September 19, 2014, 09:02:07 AM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 18, 2014, 08:52:17 AM

This is an old thread, are you sure you just haven't outlived them?


Always odd feeling opening a thread and seeing a Snoopy post  sad24:

Agreed.........