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Title: Undercover princess
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 05:05:02 PM: LL is watching this...

Can there ever have been a more shiterer programme on the telly...? noooo:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2010, 05:14:03 PM: I don't have a telly
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 05:20:15 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 13, 2010, 05:14:03 PM
I don't have a telly

You're lucky...
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2010, 05:35:18 PM: Is this more Diana and Dodo under the duvet nonsense?
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2010, 05:39:38 PM: I saw Outnumbered at my sister's. That was quite good eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 05:52:37 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2010, 05:05:02 PM
LL is watching this...

Can there ever have been a more shiterer programme on the telly...? noooo:

I offer:
Daily Cooks Challenge
Jamie at Home
Master Chef

and don't even mention Neighbours, Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor or any news programme presented by Huw "Curled Lip" Edwards cussing:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 06:02:52 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 05:52:37 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2010, 05:05:02 PM
LL is watching this...

Can there ever have been a more shiterer programme on the telly...? noooo:

I offer:
Daily Cooks Challenge
Jamie at Home
Master Chef

and don't even mention Neighbours, Strictly Come Dancing, The X Factor or any news programme presented by Huw "Curled Lip" Edwards cussing:

I see all of those and trump you with Undercover princess... noooo:

FFS this 'undercover princess' meets a bloke in the supermarket...

UP: Hello, what is your name?
Bloke: Fred (or somesuch)
UP: I think you look lovely
Bloke: I like you too

Note " I like you too", not "Hello, why the fuck have you got a radio microphone stuffed down the back of your trousers with a big antenna stuck out of the top of it and why is there a camera crew following you around?"

Utter, utter shite! cussing:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 13, 2010, 06:04:02 PM: I only watch cycling, skiing and rugby. Other than that I buy DVDs to watch. surrender:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 06:05:06 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 13, 2010, 06:04:02 PM
I only watch cycling, skiing and rugby. Other than that I buy DVDs to watch. surrender:

DVDs eh...? eyes:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 06:10:58 PM: I saw the end of "Secret Millionaire" the other day. Utter bollix I thought.

Prolly doesn't compete with your Secret Princess but I too wondered how these people who were given a large cheque hadn't noticed the camera crew.
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 06:12:06 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 06:10:58 PM
I saw the end of "Secret Millionaire" the other day. Utter bollix I thought.

A similar scenario I believe...? noooo:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Just One More on April 13, 2010, 06:33:53 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 13, 2010, 06:04:02 PM
I only watch cycling, skiing and rugby. Other than that I buy DVDs to watch. surrender:

Cycling (lycra)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fn1JsS.jpg&hash=b0d93b82e9e1caf4693775e818b145b70a62b311) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqn1JsS)

Skiing (lycra)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fn1VWA.jpg&hash=ae6bbccee9e1a90d0d93d64d1828a9027edad957) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqn1VWA)

Rugby (lycra)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FyJOZ9.jpg&hash=d752e4d3549891cd9a69ecba74325463bdc6a28a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsyJOZ9)

rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 06:36:36 PM: Quote from: Just One More on April 13, 2010, 06:33:53 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on April 13, 2010, 06:04:02 PM
I only watch cycling, skiing and rugby. Other than that I buy DVDs to watch. surrender:

Cycling (lycra)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fn1JsS.jpg&hash=b0d93b82e9e1caf4693775e818b145b70a62b311) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqn1JsS)

Skiing (lycra)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fn1VWA.jpg&hash=ae6bbccee9e1a90d0d93d64d1828a9027edad957) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqn1VWA)

Rugby (lycra)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FyJOZ9.jpg&hash=d752e4d3549891cd9a69ecba74325463bdc6a28a) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsyJOZ9)

rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Surely you are not suggesting that there is a common theme here whistle:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Just One More on April 13, 2010, 06:44:01 PM: Ooh, no no no

YES!

I would imagine it takes a certain physique to get away with it Snoopy. If i was to try....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F8Gha0.jpg&hash=fb05e898358c53735d1597d202a351d88379446e) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV8Gha0)
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 06:45:12 PM: You are my long lost twin and I claim my inheritance.
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2010, 06:55:27 PM: Would seem our Tipsy likes men with large thighs eyes:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 06:57:23 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 13, 2010, 06:55:27 PM
Would seem our Tipsy likes men with large thighs eyes:

Snoopy! Your lucks in like! lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 06:58:57 PM: I am a Beagle not a fecking Chicken cussing:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 06:59:52 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 06:58:57 PM

I am a Beagle not a fecking Chicken cussing:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2010, 08:22:32 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 06:58:57 PM

I am a Beagle not a fecking Chicken cussing:

Tipsy can have the bigh thighs and BM the big breasts, simples.

Parsons nose for you again Snoopy I'm afraid
Title: Re: Undercover princess
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 13, 2010, 10:32:33 PM: Quote from: Just One More on April 13, 2010, 06:44:01 PM
Ooh, no no no
YES!

I would imagine it takes a certain physique to get away with it Snoopy. If i was to try....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F8Gha0.jpg&hash=fb05e898358c53735d1597d202a351d88379446e) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV8Gha0)

Try... by all means. angel1