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Title: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 07:15:40 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 11, 2010, 07:19:00 PM
Dark chocolate covered toasted cardboard balls then ey? sick2:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 07:21:22 PM
Dark chocolate covered toasted cardboard balls then ey? sick2:


Um... no... they are different....  rubschin:

I have a (rapidly emptying) box of them on my desk...

Not sure if I like them or not....
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 07:26:36 PM
Box empty...

Feel sick, yet strangely unsatisfied... . rubschin:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 11, 2010, 07:30:09 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 11, 2010, 07:32:47 PM
Dark chocolate covered toasted cardboard balls then ey? sick2:


Um... no... they are different....  rubschin:

I have a (rapidly emptying) box of them on my desk...

Not sure if I like them or not....

Yea you plant pot, they're covered in dark choccy instead.
The bitterness of that problee takes away the taste of the toasted cardboard, that's all.
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:
How is his hairdressing coming along  whistle:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:
How is his hairdressing coming along  whistle:

 happy001
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 11, 2010, 07:47:32 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:
How is his hairdressing coming along  whistle:

 :lalalala
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 11, 2010, 07:48:34 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:
How is his hairdressing coming along  whistle:

 happy001

 cussing:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 07:52:00 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:
How is his hairdressing coming along  whistle:

 happy001

 cussing:

WHat have I started...?  redface:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 11, 2010, 07:57:48 PM
 fence:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 07:59:18 PM
fence:

boxing
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2010, 10:05:25 PM
They are disgusterous - Simples  sick2:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 11, 2010, 10:11:29 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:

He's obviously a fine lad lookin' after and spoiling his lucky mum Gip.  happy088
Take absolutely no notice of these heathens, especially that plankmouse, flamin' ignorant eejit. ::)
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 11, 2010, 10:14:28 PM
They are disgusterous - Simples  sick2:

Quite so.
Where d'ya gerem from then ey BM?
Knock off?  rubschin:

Nah, no one would steal em. Can't give the bloody things away, and you'd only buy them for sheeples that you hate.

So who bought them for you then I wonder? whistle:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2010, 07:20:31 AM
Must have been half price after the Easter fest like  whistle:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2010, 07:50:17 AM
They are disgusterous - Simples  sick2:

A food of wrongness...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2010, 07:51:29 AM
Absobloodylutely  sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2010, 08:02:55 AM
I wouldn't say a food of wrongness but I wouldn't have them again...  noooo:

Still, I have a nice plastic box on my desk now to put stuff in...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2010, 08:03:48 AM
What stuff?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2010, 08:04:41 AM
What stuff?  rubschin:

Stuff like....  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2010, 08:28:08 AM
What stuff?  rubschin:
Shite.
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2010, 09:01:40 AM
What stuff?  rubschin:
Shite.

 lol: lol: lol: yes, shite...
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 12, 2010, 07:40:35 PM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:

He's obviously a fine lad lookin' after and spoiling his lucky mum Gip.  happy088
Take absolutely no notice of these heathens, especially that plankmouse, flamin' ignorant eejit. ::)

Accepting the attention while I can, girlfriend went back to Uni yesterday.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 05:55:54 AM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:

He's obviously a fine lad lookin' after and spoiling his lucky mum Gip.  happy088
Take absolutely no notice of these heathens, especially that plankmouse, flamin' ignorant eejit. ::)

Accepting the attention while I can, girlfriend went back to Uni yesterday.  cloud9:

You have a girlfriend...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 13, 2010, 08:10:44 AM
My eldest has been feeding me with Cherry Liqueur Chocolates, very nice,  cloud9:

He's obviously a fine lad lookin' after and spoiling his lucky mum Gip.  happy088
Take absolutely no notice of these heathens, especially that plankmouse, flamin' ignorant eejit. ::)

Accepting the attention while I can, girlfriend went back to Uni yesterday.  cloud9:

You have a girlfriend...?  eyes:

Must admit BM, I had to read that several times too. eeek:

Don't leave the door wide open for ridicule Gipo. These lot will just barge straight in. ::)

So. The eldest has a gerlfriend then ey?
That puts to bed all these vicious rumours then ey. Sweet! happy088
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2010, 08:17:55 AM
 rubschin:

Is that assumption based on the premise that a gay man would never have a girlfriend  whistle:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2010, 08:41:39 AM
Just hedging his bets I spect  rubschin:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 13, 2010, 08:54:12 AM
rubschin:

Is that assumption based on the premise that a gay man would never have a girlfriend  whistle:

...and you should know better too MD. evil:
I'm suprised  at you, joining in with these suggestive heathens. ::)

I think they are simply jealous, cus they haven't got such a kind and considerate son that spolis them.

Gipo, you are one lucky teddy.
I'd like to say I envy you, but Growler jnr is also a very kind and considerate lad too.
Doesn't make you gay just cus you're considerate, not covered in tattoos, not swearing constantly and 'well 'ard you lnow. noooo:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 13, 2010, 09:22:13 AM
rubschin:

Is that assumption based on the premise that a gay man would never have a girlfriend whistle:

...and you should know better too MD. evil:


What...... Shrugs:

All I'm saying is I have known many a gay person who has maintained a 'status quo' relationship

That's all...no implication or insinuation  angel1
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: GROWLER on April 13, 2010, 09:58:21 AM
rubschin:

Is that assumption based on the premise that a gay man would never have a girlfriend whistle:

...and you should know better too MD. evil:


What...... Shrugs:

All I'm saying is I have known many a gay person who has maintained a 'status quo' relationship

That's all...no implication or insinuation  angel1

Mmmmmm... rubschin:
I'll forgive you THIS time then. ;)
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 11:22:57 AM
rubschin:

Is that assumption based on the premise that a gay man would never have a girlfriend whistle:

...and you should know better too MD. evil:


What...... Shrugs:

All I'm saying is I have known many a gay person who has maintained a 'status quo' relationship

That's all...no implication or insinuation  angel1

 char048
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Just One More on April 13, 2010, 05:01:44 PM
rubschin:

Is that assumption based on the premise that a gay man would never have a girlfriend whistle:

...and you should know better too MD. evil:


What...... Shrugs:

All I'm saying is I have known many a gay person who has maintained a 'status quo' relationship

That's all...no implication or insinuation  angel1

It must be confusing though... you wouldn't know which way to turn
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 05:03:32 PM
rubschin:

Is that assumption based on the premise that a gay man would never have a girlfriend whistle:

...and you should know better too MD. evil:


What...... Shrugs:

All I'm saying is I have known many a gay person who has maintained a 'status quo' relationship

That's all...no implication or insinuation  angel1

It must be confusing though... you wouldn't know which way to turn

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2010, 05:38:38 PM
Has the girlfriend always been female?

I find people very confusing these days.  noooo:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 06:03:32 PM
Has the girlfriend always been female?

I find people very confusing these days.  noooo:

 rubschin:

We should be told...
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 13, 2010, 10:15:46 PM
I have a feeling it won't help when I say that he sometimes comes home from work in the Cherry Picker, will it? redface:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 08:59:12 AM
I have a feeling it won't help when I say that he sometimes comes home from work in the Cherry Picker, will it? redface:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 09:08:04 AM
I have a feeling it won't help when I say that he sometimes comes home from work in the Cherry Picker, will it? redface:

Don't people give their Datsuns some funny names  lol:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2010, 09:21:35 AM
I know what you mean Tipsy.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facelift.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fnew-cherry-picker.jpg&hash=5a287699cf9d0e74fd3cb8ef897da5dddf81aee7)


Another "toy" that BM will want I 'spect.
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2010, 05:43:36 PM
I know what you mean Tipsy.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facelift.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fnew-cherry-picker.jpg&hash=5a287699cf9d0e74fd3cb8ef897da5dddf81aee7)


Another "toy" that BM will want I 'spect.

.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg1cjwNkN8M

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Dark Chocolate Ferrero Rochets
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2010, 05:51:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg1cjwNkN8M

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

The only word I understood in that report was Scorchio