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Title: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2010, 02:36:26 PM
All nice and ready, like
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2010, 02:51:07 PM
Bit early like but thank you all the same.


 rubschin: Can we afford the glue to make it a sticky or will we have to hunt it down when the time comes?
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2010, 03:07:10 PM
BM can melt down a goat for some glue, like  angel1
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on April 11, 2010, 04:10:01 PM
Boil the bones, hooves and horns, like  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2010, 04:30:35 PM
And keep the pelt for a new wig?
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 06:01:53 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 01:41:14 PM
Just had a phone call ~ My op has been advanced to May 11th.  scared2:


June 25th was a nice long time away ~ May 11th is next freakin' Tuesday!

They are dispensing with the pre-op prep clinic planned for a week in advance and tell me a "Nurse Specialist" will phone to "talk me through it" later today ...... or possibly tomorrow. I know that some of the meds have to be stopped 5 days before the op but I don't know which ones until the NS rings.

This is more than slightly worrying ~ I get the feeling they are making it up as they go.

Apparently the reason for the sudden change of date is that the Welsh Health Board have issued new targets for patients on the waiting lists and unless they fit me in during the next week they will miss the target and be fined. ........ No ~ it makes no fvcking sense to me either. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 01:43:33 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2010, 01:52:08 PM
SO I spose lunch is off then  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 01:53:47 PM
We could share a bunch of grapes at my bedside.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 01:55:27 PM
I suppose I'll have to start looking for a new Admin...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2010, 01:57:03 PM
We could share a bunch of grapes at my bedside.

Which horsepickle? I could bring fireworks
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2010, 01:58:54 PM
Stuck in horsepickle , surrounded by nurses, away from THW, and with Nick coming to visit you. ... you've never had it so good  ;)
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 02:10:38 PM
They tell me at most I'll be in overnight ~ if I survive.

Apparently the "procedure" is done under local anaesthetic and if all goes well home within 12 hours with orders to rest for two weeks and not drive for four weeks.

Look it up for yourself google Ablation Therapy.

I just don't fancy it at all ~ I am told by local nurse specialist that the procedure is "uncomfortable" ..... which in my experience translates as bloody painful and unpleasant.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 02:11:54 PM
I suppose I'll have to start looking for a new Admin...  rubschin:

Wait until I'm cold! evil:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 02:12:43 PM
We could share a bunch of grapes at my bedside.

Which horsepickle? I could bring fireworks

Broad Green ~ no visitors I'm told, not even family, as it is a "day ward"
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2010, 02:16:38 PM
How long will you be in for? Ooooops , just checked the thread. Sorry
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Pastis on May 06, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
There was a report on Today this morning of a surgeon who was offering a "Watch a DVD whilst we operate" service  ;D Any requests?
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 03:47:05 PM
There was a report on Today this morning of a surgeon who was offering a "Watch a DVD whilst we operate" service  ;D Any requests?

Lesbian Lavatory Lust!
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Pastis on May 06, 2010, 03:51:47 PM
There was a report on Today this morning of a surgeon who was offering a "Watch a DVD whilst we operate" service  ;D Any requests?

Lesbian Lavatory Lust!

 doh:  Not you! 
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 03:54:02 PM
There was a report on Today this morning of a surgeon who was offering a "Watch a DVD whilst we operate" service  ;D Any requests?

Lesbian Lavatory Lust!

 doh:  Not you! 


Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 04:49:49 PM
I shall have one eye on the exit ......
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Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2010, 05:22:31 PM


Apparently the reason for the sudden change of date is that the Welsh Health Board have issued new targets for patients on the waiting lists and unless they fit me in during the next week they will miss the target and be fined. ........ No ~ it makes no fvcking sense to me either. noooo:

Exact same story here Snoopy, one of my guys had his wisdom tooth op brought forward for the same reason ... and to save you the trouble, he was having them removed  point:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2010, 02:20:32 PM
Best of luck Hound
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2010, 02:31:18 PM
Indeed ...we need you back here reporting for duty fairly pronto  8)
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2010, 06:37:34 PM
Applicants for the Admin role should PM me ASAP....  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2010, 06:40:54 PM
 nonono:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2010, 07:10:32 PM
nonono:

I got your application form, thanks...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2010, 07:17:07 PM
BM ....you are such a trouble maker  evil:

That nose of your must be so battered and bruised growing so prominently under that bucket  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2010, 07:24:53 PM
BM ....you are such a trouble maker  evil:

That nose of your must be so battered and bruised growing so prominently under that bucket  noooo:

Quote from: Miss D
Kan I bee the knew admin wen Snoopy pegs it?

I fink yew ar the bestsist an mi mate

luv Mizz D (wink)
whistle:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 09, 2010, 07:26:21 PM
You're pissed aren't you  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2010, 07:31:47 PM
You're pissed aren't you  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Um...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 09, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
Tsk Tsk.  noooo:

Good luck my old dog.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2010, 09:08:42 PM
You're pissed aren't you  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Well he is making more sense than usual.  whistle:

Good luck hound, we'll have Old Peculiar fill your bowl up when you get back.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Just One More on May 09, 2010, 09:46:11 PM
You're pissed aren't you  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Well he is making more sense than usual.  whistle:

Good luck hound, we'll have Old Peculiar fill your bowl up when you get back.

Spoilt or what


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Best of luck Snoopy
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2010, 09:43:09 AM
Yes, all the best Snoopy.

Remember, that twitchy feeling you'll get in the groin during the op is the local wearing off and not caused by the fit nurse walking past.   
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2010, 10:39:24 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 10, 2010, 06:33:57 PM
All the best for tomorrow.  angel1
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2010, 06:56:51 PM
All the best Snoops!

 eeek: He's gone!
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2010, 06:58:36 PM
He'll be back ~ leaner and fitter.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Pastis on May 10, 2010, 07:09:29 PM
He'll be back ~ leaner and fitter.

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 rubschin:       noooo:

Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 11, 2010, 07:15:19 AM
Best of luck bloke.  happy100
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 12, 2010, 08:43:46 AM
A day's sick leave and look at the mess in here.
Piles of sweaty lycra in the Ladies
Turnip juice all over the carpets
Apostrophes not put away
Growler's me'ill not brushed
Nick playing in the West Country
Bloody liberals taking over the Government
I can't turn my back for a minute! noooo:

Thanks all for your good wishes. I am home with orders to stay in bed today to let the operation site settle and the drugs to wear off. I feel like shite but the procedure was rated a success by the two doctors what done it .... but then they would say that wouldn't they? We shall see! Three and a half hours it took. If it has worked I shall be pleased but it is not an experience I would recommend. There are better ways of spending a day.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 12, 2010, 08:52:01 AM
A day's sick leave and look at the mess in here.
Piles of sweaty lycra in the Ladies
Turnip juice all over the carpets
Apostrophes not put away
Growler's me'ill not brushed
Nick playing in the West Country
Bloody liberals taking over the Government
I can't turn my back for a minute! noooo:

Thanks all for your good wishes. I am home with orders to stay in bed today to let the operation site settle and the drugs to wear off. I feel like shite but the procedure was rated a success by the two doctors what done it .... but then they would say that wouldn't they? We shall see! Three and a half hours it took. If it has worked I shall be pleased but it is not an experience I would recommend. There are better ways of spending a day.

Welcome back Snoops!

Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 12, 2010, 09:14:41 AM
You are home  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Don't go wandering off again  ;)
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2010, 09:43:19 AM
You are home  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

Don't go wandering off again  ;)

Shall I tear up your application form then Miss D?  point:

Welcome back Snoops and a speedy recovery...
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2010, 10:53:49 AM
Glad to hear all went well.  happy088

As to letting the op site to settle, after one of my many catheterisations I was recuperating in hospital and needed the toilet. I buzzed for a nurse but none came so I thought "sod it, I get out of bed and go" Big mistake. No sooner than I had relieved myself when incision opened up. Blood everywhere! The nurse gave me a bollocking (literally!)

So, stay in bed and let others doing all the running about.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 12, 2010, 11:12:46 AM
Indeed Uncle ~ this is my 5th catheterisation but the first where they have gone in via veins rather than artery. 4 catheters on the go simultaneously  eeek:
Not so much an incision .... more a JOM stylee trench
The actual ablations (25 of them) were uncomfortable but the testing by forcing the heart to speed up and slow down to order (30+times I lost count) was most unpleasant.
Today I feel as if I have gone 5 rounds with Henry Cooper.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2010, 11:50:41 AM
Look on the bright side ~ it could have been Muhammad Ali.
Title: Re: The all new and expensive Snoopy's Heart Op thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2010, 04:59:38 PM
Look on the bright side ~ it could have been Muhammad Ali.
drumroll:

Welcome back Snoopy, don't wag the tail too hard.