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Title: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 11:42:58 AM: I take pills for blood pressure. I ran out whilst away and can't get more till Monday.

A blood vessel in my right eye has just exploded. The "white" is entirely red scared2:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 01:58:33 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 11:42:58 AM
I take pills for blood pressure. I ran out whilst away and can't get more till Monday.

A blood vessel in my right eye has just exploded. The "white" is entirely red scared2:

>>>>>> horse pickle
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 02:07:48 PM: My Dad, Grandfathers and sisters have all had strokes scared2:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 02:17:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 02:07:48 PM
My Dad, Grandfathers and sisters have all had strokes scared2:

Best thing you could do is sit on here and talk shite with us then...? ::)
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 02:18:53 PM: Good plan
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 02:22:21 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 02:18:53 PM
Good plan

doh:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 02:24:07 PM: I have strange noises in my ears scared2:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Pirate on April 10, 2010, 02:24:37 PM: You're doomed (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sick013.gif&hash=1c62f25f8bcc8ac2a4f6473a589fdff5660e754f) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 02:26:17 PM: noooo:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: tel on April 10, 2010, 02:31:28 PM: Paramedic call
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 02:49:17 PM: Have done so
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 03:20:46 PM: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 03:27:12 PM: "Our nurse will call you back shortly"

Lying bastards cussing:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2010, 04:39:22 PM: Hypochondriasis ::)

I have high blood pressure and take tablets for it.
Lack of tablets for 48 hours has never caused me any problems.
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Pastis on April 10, 2010, 05:01:30 PM: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM: I am dead
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 06:25:26 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
I am dead

sad24:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 07:26:42 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
I am dead

Great. cloud9:
We can wrap you in 'THE RUG' and burn the lot then ey? Sinister:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 07:29:56 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 07:26:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
I am dead

Great. cloud9:
We can wrap you in 'THE RUG' and burn the lot then ey? Sinister:

Nooooooooo... I reckon we'll get a few bob back on that rug - with or without his body in it....

Might pay for a pint each if nothing else... whistle:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:46:56 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 07:26:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
I am dead

Great. cloud9:
We can wrap you in 'THE RUG' and burn the lot then ey? Sinister:
sad32:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 07:50:59 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2010, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 07:26:42 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
I am dead

Great. cloud9:
We can wrap you in 'THE RUG' and burn the lot then ey? Sinister:

Nooooooooo... I reckon we'll get a few bob back on that rug - with or without his body in it....

Might pay for a pint each if nothing else... whistle:

No, sorry. It HAS to be incinerated completely.
I REALLY do hate it that much, I mean, SERIOUSLY hate it...very much like, just in case you didn't already know like. sick2:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:53:19 PM: I have pills cloud9:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 07:56:20 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:53:19 PM
I have pills cloud9:

Oh bollox. ::)
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 08:03:20 PM: sad32:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2010, 08:05:58 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:53:19 PM
I have pills cloud9:

Bolloocks, I was just gonna ask how old you were

You could go to the doctors with Growler like
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 08:09:05 PM: 55, but I look about 25 cloud9:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: GROWLER on April 10, 2010, 08:22:37 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 08:09:05 PM
55, but I look about 25...in me dreams like. ::)

Oh FUCK OFF! happy001
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 06:07:36 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 08:09:05 PM
55, but I have a mental age of 5 cloud9:

happy001
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2010, 07:15:31 AM: evil:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2010, 08:22:20 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 11, 2010, 07:15:31 AM
evil:

point:
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2010, 08:41:39 AM: Has your red eye been reduced today then ?
Title: Re: Blood pressure
Post by: Nick on April 11, 2010, 08:44:06 AM: I daren't look like scared2: