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Title: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:00:07 PM: It may be partly the effect of Tit Thursday and consciousness of Miss D's male harem, but do other members find they are feeling friskier than usual?
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2010, 02:04:52 PM: It is not a harem noooo: ...PT is lame and of no use to man or beast at the moment ...and a bloke that can cook wonderful food is not what I need right now redface:

Onwards and upwards lol:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:06:36 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 09, 2010, 02:04:52 PM
It is not a harem noooo: ...PT is lame and of no use to man or beast at the moment ...and a bloke that can cook wonderful food is not what I need right now redface:

Onwards and upwards lol:

Lame? eeek:

What did you do to him?
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2010, 02:22:43 PM: He is on crutches ;)
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:30:28 PM: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

And... Popcorn:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2010, 02:31:26 PM: It's Springtime ... and you know what that mean... whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCUfkMkVbwo
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:37:27 PM: Thanks, but that wasn't quite what I had in mind - YOU FISH MURDERER cussing:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2010, 02:47:13 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:37:27 PM
Thanks, but that wasn't quite what I had in mind - YOU FISH MURDERER cussing:

eeek: Buggerybollux! It was dead ALREADY! You probably had it eviscerated too whistle:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:51:08 PM: Mr Fish died for you. There he was, swimming about with his wife and fishlets, then WHOOSH, this big net comes down. Next thing he knows his innards are gone and you are biting him sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2010, 03:01:04 PM: There'll be a few more going his way too ... angel1
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Pirate on April 09, 2010, 07:04:47 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 09, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
He is on crutches ;)

Carpet burns prolly
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: GROWLER on April 09, 2010, 08:41:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:00:07 PM
It may be partly the effect of Tit Thursday and consciousness of Miss D's male harem, but do other members find they are feeling friskier than usual?

Usual? lol: ::)

Frisky? noooo:
With who/what exactly? Shrugs:

'Avin' a laf? rubschin:

No. noooo:

Next? ::)
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2010, 10:01:14 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 09, 2010, 02:51:08 PM
Mr Fish died for you. There he was, swimming about with his wife and fishlets, then WHOOSH, this big net comes down. Next thing he knows his innards are gone and you are biting him sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

And Mr Badger was having a nice snooze out in the open air before you decided to explode him... whistle:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2010, 01:07:01 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 09, 2010, 02:22:43 PM
He is on crutches ;)

He has a limp?
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 05:41:22 AM: lol: lol: lol:

Needs a supportive crutch whistle:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:41:01 AM: Another fine thread hits the gutter noooo:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 09:11:46 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 07:41:01 AM
Another fine thread hits the gutter noooo:

I think this one started in the gutter don't you....? ::)
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 11:00:59 AM: Our Nicholas has an enquiring mind is all whistle:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 11:01:49 AM: BM's mind would benefit from the application of a Brillo pad
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 11:05:17 AM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2010, 11:01:49 AM
BM's mind would benefit from the application of a Brillo pad

Moi? eeek:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2010, 11:11:27 AM: You've always said you needed a good scrubber whistle:

Sorry - my sap is bubbling over lol:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2010, 11:30:19 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 10, 2010, 11:11:27 AM
You've always said you needed a good scrubber whistle:

Sorry - my sap is bubbling over lol:

My sap is always bubbling over.... eyes:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Snoopy on April 10, 2010, 11:31:34 AM: Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sick2:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2010, 11:34:25 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2010, 11:30:19 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on April 10, 2010, 11:11:27 AM
You've always said you needed a good scrubber whistle:

Sorry - my sap is bubbling over lol:

My sap is always bubbling over.... eyes:

Note to self: buy Brillo pads
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2011, 06:37:59 PM: I think certain individuals here deffo have their sap rising or their melons being twisted man noooo:

We have greetings for just about every other hour of the day, that freaking Keyboard cat virus affecting every thread , and other indicative signs.

I shall put the met office on tremble alert ;)
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 06:41:26 PM: Spring is in the air! cloud9:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Pastis on February 07, 2011, 06:48:43 PM: cool14:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:07:26 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Uls6-q9Hc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Uls6-q9Hc&feature=related)
razz:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:14:37 PM: FECK OFF NICK! cussing:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM: You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:16:15 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM
You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:

YOU KNOW WHY! cussing:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Pirate on February 07, 2011, 07:45:08 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM
You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:

YOU KNOW WHY! cussing:

Ban him for a week... eveilgrin:

That'll learn him...he spends so much time on here, he'll not know what to do with himself...like
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:45:55 PM: Quote from: Pirate on February 07, 2011, 07:45:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM
You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:

YOU KNOW WHY! cussing:

Ban him for a week... eveilgrin:

That'll learn him...he spends so much time on here, he'll not know what to do with himself...like

Ban somebody you say...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2011, 07:52:08 PM: shocked003
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:55:20 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2011, 07:52:08 PM
shocked003

Be afraid... be very afraid.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2011, 07:56:04 PM: sad24: sad24: sad24:

What should I pack ????
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2011, 07:58:52 PM: Simple Miss D, if BM bans you then pack waterproofs in order to keep your clothes clean and hop on a flight to Cyprus. You won't get anything sharp past customs so you would need to visit a hardware store over there but I'm sure you can find a replacement axe.... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:59:14 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2011, 07:56:04 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24:

What should I pack ????

Sexy shoes... whistle:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2011, 08:03:03 PM: You want to sniff my Birkenstocks again doncha noooo:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 08:04:14 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2011, 08:03:03 PM
You want to sniff my Birkenstocks again doncha noooo:

It is the rising sap thread.... redface:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 07, 2011, 08:14:50 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM
You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:

YOU KNOW WHY! cussing:

Is it because your sap, having risen, is now all congealed and cold at the top?
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2011, 08:16:52 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2011, 08:14:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM
You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:

YOU KNOW WHY! cussing:

Is it because your sap, having risen, is now all congealed and cold at the top?

eeek:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 08:17:11 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2011, 08:14:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM
You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:

YOU KNOW WHY! cussing:

Is it because your sap, having risen, is now all congealed and cold at the top?

Yes. Banghead
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: apc2010 on February 07, 2011, 08:19:03 PM: Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 08:17:11 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2011, 08:14:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 07, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 07:15:23 PM
You seem vexed for some reason. rubschin:

YOU KNOW WHY! cussing:

Is it because your sap, having risen, is now all congealed and cold at the top?

Yes. Banghead

do you want a cat to play you out .................. whistle:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 07, 2011, 08:37:08 PM: I think we could find something appropriate. angel1
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 07, 2011, 08:41:02 PM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Explode:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Just One More on February 07, 2011, 08:50:29 PM: . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzhr71k-C18

whistle:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2011, 09:06:13 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBVK1_qtrqE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBVK1_qtrqE&feature=related)
razz:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 07, 2011, 09:15:01 PM: What is wrong with you lot at the moment ? lol:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 07, 2011, 09:17:36 PM: Nothing angel1

Now I must go and light my scented candles angel1
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 07, 2011, 10:47:43 PM: Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 09:06:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBVK1_qtrqE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBVK1_qtrqE&feature=related)
razz:

Hee hee
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2011, 06:06:02 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 07, 2011, 10:47:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2011, 09:06:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBVK1_qtrqE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBVK1_qtrqE&feature=related)
razz:

Hee hee

Don't encourage him... noooo:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 02:57:52 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2011, 09:15:01 PM
What is wrong with you lot at the moment ? lol:

Nurse muddled the medication. noooo:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 08, 2011, 03:07:05 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV12kTtdTT4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV12kTtdTT4&feature=related)
razz:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 08, 2011, 03:49:29 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 02:57:52 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2011, 09:15:01 PM
What is wrong with you lot at the moment ? lol:

Nurse muddled the medication. noooo:

Mine is certainly having quite an effect. eeek: sleep017
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Barman on February 08, 2011, 03:58:39 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on February 08, 2011, 03:49:29 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 08, 2011, 02:57:52 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 07, 2011, 09:15:01 PM
What is wrong with you lot at the moment ? lol:

Nurse muddled the medication. noooo:

Mine is certainly having quite an effect. eeek: sleep017

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:16:32 AM: My garden is full of birds performing impossibly complex mating rituals. I wish they would just get on with it evil:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:18:51 AM: Getting yer wing over takes more than a couple of G&Ts you know.
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:20:30 AM: Maybe I should put some voddy out there rubschin:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 09, 2011, 11:29:15 AM: They are doing the same here.
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Snoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:32:43 AM: Quote from: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:20:30 AM
Maybe I should put some voddy out there rubschin:

Perhaps you should try some of those birdy mating rituals out on the svelte redhead.
Bit of strutting about with yer chest puffed out, some flapping of arms, a mouthful of twigs, a bit of cooing and she may let you mount her on the fence. razz:
Title: Re: Rising Sap
Post by: Nick on February 09, 2011, 11:33:27 AM: Mr Thread? etc. etc.