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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Just One More on April 05, 2010, 11:01:15 AM
It's on at 0040hr's tonight/morrow on Channel 4. Whatever it is, I reckon we can out-do them by midday.... And what is offensive to one, isn't to the other
I have yet to hear a joke that offended me. But then again ............ I was offended by the Russell Brand/Jonathon Ross telephone calls to Andrew Sachs. They claimed that was a joke. I still don't see how it qualified as a joke.
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats. rubschin:
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats. rubschin: Tsk noooo: "Are the aristocrats" or "Is the aristocracy" Unless you were making sure we knew you is not one. ;)
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats. rubschin: Tsk noooo: "Are the aristocrats" or "Is the aristocracy" Unless you were making sure we knew you is not one. ;) Why nah bonny lad ~ he's a Geordie.
I know the world's most offensive joke, but it is not for public repetition.
I know the world's most offensive joke, but it is not for public repetition. PM me then... ;)
Yeah BM doesn't care...he'll repeat anything lol:
Yeah BM doesn't care...he'll repeat anything lol: lol: lol: lol: evil:
Well??????????????? tunble:
Well??????????????? tunble: No PM... noooo:
Well somebody must know an offensive joke. rubschin: Here you go ~ this is sure to offend someone:Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car. DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..." Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust. SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!" DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty bucks..."
There is a Russian, a Cuban, an Englishman and a Pakistani on a train, the Russian takes out a bottle of his best vodka, drinks a bit and throws the rest off the train and says 'there's plenty more of that where I come from'. The others are impressed so the Cuban takes out one of the finest Havana cigars, takes one puff and throws it off the train and says 'there's plenty more of those where I come from'. Again everyone is rather impressed so the Englishman stands up and throws the Pakistani off the train.....
What is blue and fucks grannies...? Hypothermia...
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down. The teacher says, 'Save the children!' The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!' The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?'
Why don't they continue giving women smear tests when they reach pensionable age ? Have you ever tried to open a cheese toasty
Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"Sorry if that one has been done before.
Q. What's pink, 12 inches long, stiff and makes women scream? A. Cot death.
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in
I'm not racist, I own a colour tv!
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling
Jesus walks into a hotel and throws 4 nails on the counter and says , can you put me up for the night
A white man , a black man and a yellow chink get caught in the jungle by head hunters They are told they are going to be whipped 50 times and if they can stand the pain they will be released, and they get one request Black man bends over the pole and says he would like to hear Marvin Gay while he is getting whipped The chief puts on the song and they start the whipping, 23 lashes go by and he faints , take him down Yellow chink bends over the pole and asks for a chicken curry, he eats it while getting whipped and only lasts 12 lashes, take him down White man bends over the pole , chief says what do you want for your last request, white man says I want that black bastard on my back
OK ~ So Jesus Loves You ......................... but does he swallow?
Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge." The other woman looks around and says, "well, I don't see anyone around, now's your chance!" The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder. "Holly shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed in a canoe!" Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks at the stream. "Calm down," she says. "That wasn't a canoe you pissed in, it was only your reflection."
This is all going well... lol:
"I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotter split on me"
"I used to be a necrophiliac until some rotter split on me" ::) Dead boring Darwin... noooo:
What do you get when you put a monkey with a bucket?? harvey price............
What do u call a dog with a spade up its arse ?? untill two days ago dawn french....
What do u call a dog with a spade up its arse ?? untill two days ago dawn french.... lol: lol: lol:
I'm not racist, I own a colour tv! have you noticed when it breaks and the screen stops working it goes BLACK...
Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
whats the difference between maddie mccann and elvis.......... some people believe elvis is alive...
whats the difference between lance armstrong and hitler........... lance can actually finish a race.............
My mate just caught me smelling his sisters knickers. He went mental. He was screaming and shouting at me, calling me a sick pervert. To be honest it made the rest of the funeral akward for the both of us
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I still remember play time at school with fondness, a bit of footie, sneaking a quick cigarette, fingering girls behind the bike sheds..... I loved that caretakers job! I brought my wife a pair of crouchless panties last week.... Nothing to do with a sexual nature, it's so she can get a better grip on her broom stick! MGM are making a film about a Jamaican who ran a drugs empire from his bedroom..... It’s called Chocolate and the Charlie factory..... Job Vacancy: Small black person wanted. Must be flexible and willing to travel Job Description: Mud flap Saw a Muslim fall into the Thames this morning and being the caring citizen I am I informed the emergency services. Its 6pm now and they still have not responded. I am starting to think I have wasted a 2nd class stamp. A Woman answers the phone to a pervert and he breathes "Have to got a tight twat?" Yes she replies, he's on the couch do you want to speak to him? Just brought the wife a solar powered vibrator.... Seeing as the sun shines out of her arse it will save me a fortune on batteries! Cluedo has been ruined! In the spirit of political correctness they have added a black character! So now you know who's done it before you started!
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In an effort to be sexy, my girlfriend shoved a lollipop up her snatch. I said " That's lovely darling, but don't you need that to get the children across the road?"
In an effort to be sexy, my girlfriend shoved a lollipop up her snatch. I said " That's lovely darling, but don't you need that to get the children across the road?" lol: lol: lol:
Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him "If I gave you Twenty pounds and you paid five pounds to Joanne, five pounds to Jane and five pounds to Katie, what would you have?" Apparently "Three blow jobs and enough left over for a kebab" was the wrong answer!
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Rolf Harris is doing a charity record to raise money for Australian flood relief. Its called "Why's me kangaroo drowned, sport ?"
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Almost rang you earlier. I was in Tesco and thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread. Then I realised it said "Thick Cut".
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Never buy a wig made of bum hair - it keeps blowing off. eeek:
Tipsy IS a potty mouth noooo:
Never buy a wig made of bum hair - it keeps blowing off. eeek: lol: lol: lol:
A man walks into a pub and asks the barman for a pint of anything but Stella. "What's wrong with Stella?" Asks the barman. "Well last night I bought 12 pints of Stella and I ended up fucking skint" says the man. The barman says "Well if you bought 12 pints of any beer you would spend a lot!" The man says "No, Skint is my Jack Russel!"
Oh groan.... noooo:
Many men have nicknames for their cocks. Mine was given to me by a girlfriend while she was giving me head. She named it 'the impaler'.... yes the impaler. Or at least that's what I thought she said! It turns out she was asthmatic and it's my fault she died!
noooo: Been there, done that noooo:
noooo: Been there, done that noooo: Cluedopoly: Nick in the bedroom, with the pork polaris. Double six! I win and get the five quid prize money, lemonades are on me. smile:
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Recession Beater! Wife says to husband "If you cycle to work we could get rid of the 2nd car!" Husband replies "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny"
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eeek: That is why I had to search on this Gubberama to find a particular thread to post it.
Recession Beater! Wife says to husband "If you cycle to work we could get rid of the 2nd car!" Husband replies "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny" lol: lol: lol:
Recession Beater! Wife says to husband "If you cycle to work we could get rid of the 2nd car!" Husband replies "If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face we could get rid of the nanny" happy002
If you want bad ............ "I hate it when women shout things out during sex, Like, "HELP!" "RAPE!" and "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY SON!" No offence to Katie Price...........
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People say there is safety in numbers ............. Try telling that to 6 millions jews............... (Jimmy Carr..)
People say there is safety in numbers ............. Try telling that to 6 millions jews............... (Jimmy Carr..) lol: lol: lol: Your stand-up routine must be a belter! eeek:
People say there is safety in numbers ............. Try telling that to 6 millions jews............... (Jimmy Carr..) lol: lol: lol: Your stand-up routine must be a belter! eeek: So you think I should leave that one out for the kids parties then.... rubschin:
People say there is safety in numbers ............. Try telling that to 6 millions jews............... (Jimmy Carr..) lol: lol: lol: Your stand-up routine must be a belter! eeek: So you think I should leave that one out for the kids parties then.... rubschin: Nah! They'll love it... ;)
Did it tonight ..............the bloke who complained ........then asked for some "darkie" jokes ......... You could not make it up if you tried ........... noooo:
Did it tonight ..............the bloke who complained ........then asked for some "darkie" jokes ......... You could not make it up if you tried ........... noooo: lol: lol: lol:
Dad, how do you feel about abortions?" "Well, why don't you ask your sister?" "But I don't have a..."
Dad, how do you feel about abortions?" "Well, why don't you ask your sister?" "But I don't have a..." drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
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I told my wife that she has to buy me a Father's Day present. I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarriage?
I told my wife that she has to buy me a Father's Day present. I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarriage? lol: lol: lol:
I found out 3 things yesterday; 1) I'm going to be a dad 2) I'm going to be an uncle 3) My sister is NOT on the pill
I found out 3 things yesterday; 1) I'm going to be a dad 2) I'm going to be an uncle 3) My sister is NOT on the pill lol: lol: lol:
Amy Whitehouse finds Michael Jackson wandering around the afterlife and asks "hello Michael, were you looking for me" "Go away" says Michael "I've been promised some Norwegian kids"
Amy Whitehouse finds Michael Jackson wandering around the afterlife and asks "hello Michael, were you looking for me" "Go away" says Michael "I've been promised some Norwegian kids" Think more likely George Best and Ollie Reed would be looking for Winehouse.....
Apparently Miss Winehouse's ashes are going for £200/gramme
Elton john is going to cover the Otis Reading classic "sitting on the cock of a gay"
Dear Santa I don't need any presents this year, I already have lots of cool stuff Love Leroy (aged 9) Tottenham censored:
AFFS cussing: cussing: cussing:
Tsk, tsk.... noooo:
I take it then that I have posted the worlds most offensive joke? surrender:
I take it then that I have posted the worlds most offensive joke? surrender: Oh no ................
I take it then that I have posted the worlds most offensive joke? surrender: Oh noes... noooo: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.msg304261#msg304261 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.msg304261#msg304261)
redface: redface: redface: redface:oops that will teach me to read all the posts char067 Jail: noooo:
I told her time after time not to turn her head away at the end of a blow job. Did she listen? No. It went in one ear and out the other!! tunble:
lol: APC will buy that one off yer whistle:
I told her time after time not to turn her head away at the end of a blow job. Did she listen? No. It went in one ear and out the other!! tunble: lol: lol: lol:
For my birthday my girlfriend let me have sex with her sister while she watched.. At first it i was a bit uncomfortable.. Those cots aren't really made for adults..........
That's appalling. It's also been copied and sent on :-)
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Quiz question ..... I done a 5 mile run last weekend for children with cerebral palsy............ whistle:
After my mate was blinded in a car crash, I tried to put a positive spin on things....... "Look on the bright side" I said. "The kids will be made up they're getting a dog for Christmas."
After my mate was blinded in a car crash, I tried to put a positive spin on things....... "Look on the bright side" I said. "The kids will be made up they're getting a dog for Christmas." lol: lol: lol:
After my mate was blinded in a car crash, I tried to put a positive spin on things....... "Look on the bright side" I said. "The kids will be made up they're getting a dog for Christmas." lol: lol: lol: lol:
My Grandad died in a prisoner of war camp in WW2....... He tripped over his machine gun and fell out of the watch tower. redface:
My Grandad died in a prisoner of war camp in WW2....... He tripped over his machine gun and fell out of the watch tower. redface: lol: lol: lol:
There was an American kid crying, so I said to him "What's the matter?" and he replied "We were told we were going to read books today... But all we got were magazines" redface:
There was an American kid crying, so I said to him "What's the matter?" and he replied "We were told we were going to read books today... But all we got were magazines" redface: happy001
Those Asians.......... first it was gangnam style............ now that gangrape style............. redface:
Heard one so bad today I cannot post it.......... noooo:
Heard one so bad today I cannot post it.......... noooo: what a tease ::)
Heard one so bad today I cannot post it.......... noooo: what a tease ::) I am not sure if it's funny or just shocking ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Heard one so bad today I cannot post it.......... noooo: what a tease ::) I am not sure if it's funny or just shocking ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin: Popcorn:
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Maybe we can get Apey to give us a clue or answer 20 questions So: Does it involve an undertaker?
Maybe we can get Apey to give us a clue or answer 20 questions So: Does it involve an undertaker? Thumbs: A prostitute for sure... or, um a spacker... eveilgrin:
We need the Eviljokematic machine? That's prolly in the escipode of Wallace and Gromit they'll never show
Was it Jimmy Carr's the other night about her majesty having the shits [sniggers]
OK ,,,,,,,,,,not sure on this one...... rubschin: Getting out of the shower slightly aroused, I thought it would be funny to hang a towel from my semi-erect cock......... The local newspaper labelled me as the most disrespectful visitor to Auschwitz since the Nazis.........
OK ,,,,,,,,,,not sure on this one...... rubschin: Getting out of the shower slightly aroused, I thought it would be funny to hang a towel from my semi-erect cock......... The local newspaper labelled me as the most disrespectful visitor to Auschwitz since the Nazis......... happy001 redface:
OK ,,,,,,,,,,not sure on this one...... rubschin: Getting out of the shower slightly aroused, I thought it would be funny to hang a towel from my semi-erect cock......... The local newspaper labelled me as the most disrespectful visitor to Auschwitz since the Nazis......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
At least I am down about 6 million hecklers........ whistle:
lol: lol: lol: there's got to be so many more offensive than that
At least I am down about 6 million hecklers........ whistle: lol: lol: lol: You shouldn't have posted it at the other place tho.... noooo:
OK ,,,,,,,,,,not sure on this one...... rubschin: Getting out of the shower slightly aroused, I thought it would be funny to hang a towel from my semi-erect cock......... The local newspaper labelled me as the most disrespectful visitor to Auschwitz since the Nazis......... lol: lol: lol: lol:
My wife developed breast cancer and told me her doctor suggested a double mastectomy, so I went online to see if there was any alternative..... Tracy, 36, from Newcastle looks a good one........
My wife developed breast cancer and told me her doctor suggested a double mastectomy, so I went online to see if there was any alternative..... Tracy, 36, from Newcastle looks a good one........ lol: lol: lol:
14 year old girl killed by dogs in Wigan. Police say four of the dogs were killed..... She must have put up a fucking good fight then......... (too soon rubschin: )
My wife developed breast cancer and told me her doctor suggested a double mastectomy, so I went online to see if there was any alternative..... Tracy, 36, from Newcastle looks a good one........ happy001
14 year old girl killed by dogs in Wigan. Police say four of the dogs were killed..... She must have put up a fucking good fight then......... (too soon rubschin: ) lol: lol: lol: redface:
Latest food shocker........... Girl meat found in dogs.......
happy001
14 year old girl killed by dogs in Wigan. Police say four of the dogs were killed..... She must have put up a fucking good fight then......... (too soon rubschin: ) lol: lol: lol:
Latest food shocker........... Girl meat found in dogs....... lol: lol: lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZxTb01OgNE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZxTb01OgNE)
Fuel costs are rising to ridiculous levels. To heat a house for one night, it costs a family in Derby about £20 in petrol. redface:
Fuel costs are rising to ridiculous levels. To heat a house for one night, it costs a family in Derby about £20 in petrol. redface: happy001
Fuel costs are rising to ridiculous levels. To heat a house for one night, it costs a family in Derby about £20 in petrol. redface: ;D ;D :thumbsup:
They get worse/better, you pick Mick Philpot's wife asked him to make the kids toast
They get worse/better, you pick Mick Philpot's wife asked him to make the kids toast happy001
They get worse/better, you pick Mick Philpot's wife asked him to make the kids toast ;D ;D :thumbsup:
What? WHAT? Disgraceful! Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Furbanhorizon.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ftladocb2.jpg&hash=83f8d92044f01675979591ac2215361e8eed15a7)
What? WHAT? Disgraceful! Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Furbanhorizon.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ftladocb2.jpg&hash=83f8d92044f01675979591ac2215361e8eed15a7) Philpott has put on a bit of weight there. Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries.
What? WHAT? Disgraceful! Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Furbanhorizon.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ftladocb2.jpg&hash=83f8d92044f01675979591ac2215361e8eed15a7) Philpott has put on a bit of weight there. Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries. Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?" He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . .
What? WHAT? Disgraceful! Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Furbanhorizon.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ftladocb2.jpg&hash=83f8d92044f01675979591ac2215361e8eed15a7) Philpott has put on a bit of weight there. Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries. Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?" He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . . Worserer than that I would hope...
What? WHAT? Disgraceful! Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Furbanhorizon.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ftladocb2.jpg&hash=83f8d92044f01675979591ac2215361e8eed15a7) Philpott has put on a bit of weight there. Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries. Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?" He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . . Worserer than that I would hope... Quite probably. May even be able to get a job as a sword swallower when he's eventually released (probably in a couple of years - and yes, I know they said a minimum of 15 years, but they say a lot that doesn't come true) Cynical? Moi? Jamais! I have a PhD in both Pure and Applied Cynicism I'll have you know!
What? WHAT? Disgraceful! Damned fella ought to be horsewhipped for jokes like those. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Furbanhorizon.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ftladocb2.jpg&hash=83f8d92044f01675979591ac2215361e8eed15a7) Philpott has put on a bit of weight there. Still, once he is sent down, spilling a gallon of unleaded in his passage will be the least of his worries. Indeed, once he's inside, they'll be inside faster than he can say "where's the soap?" He'll have a passage you could build a house in . . . . Worserer than that I would hope... Quite probably. May even be able to get a job as a sword swallower when he's eventually released (probably in a couple of years - and yes, I know they said a minimum of 15 years, but they say a lot that doesn't come true) Cynical? Moi? Jamais! I have a PhD in both Pure and Applied Cynicism I'll have you know! [serious] I simply cannot comprehend why you would even consider releasing such a person under any circumstances whatsoever... ever... noooo: [/serious]
. . . [serious] I simply cannot comprehend why you would even consider releasing such a person under any circumstances whatsoever... ever... noooo: [/serious] Quite After that first offence of double attempted murder they should have thrown away the key. Have to say I thought they were too harsh on that terrified dimwit wife of his [/serious]
A chap that rented a house from me was a prison officer in the UK. Ian Huntley was 'under their care'.....an easy ride he did not get aledgely. whistle:
A chap that rented a house from me was a prison officer in the UK. Ian Huntley was 'under their care'.....an easy ride he did not get aledgely. whistle: After the 1st two........ redface: redface:
A chap that rented a house from me was a prison officer in the UK. Ian Huntley was 'under their care'.....an easy ride he did not get aledgely. whistle: Excellent! :thumbsup:
My dad taught me how to masturbate properly............ I was seventeen before I realised I could use my own hand........... redface:.
My dad taught me how to masturbate properly............ I was seventeen before I realised I could use my own hand........... redface:. happy001
Might be an AFFS but..... What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat..... The wheelchair. redface:
Might be an AFFS but..... What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat..... The wheelchair. redface: happy001
The Most Offensive Jokes Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9DkK06zZ_o#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part II (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfAFWo6Yec#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part III (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srT6JkaLRtE#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part IV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yK1Ewqxnn0#ws)
The Most Offensive Jokes Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9DkK06zZ_o#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part II (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfAFWo6Yec#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part III (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srT6JkaLRtE#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part IV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yK1Ewqxnn0#ws) lol: lol: lol: Plenty of material for Apey to piss the tourists off with.....It will be even more of a ghost town next year.
The Most Offensive Jokes Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9DkK06zZ_o#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part II (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMfAFWo6Yec#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part III (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srT6JkaLRtE#ws) The Most Offensive Jokes Ever Part IV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yK1Ewqxnn0#ws) excellent! Thumbs:
I have used a few of them........ Thumbs:
I finally confided in the doctor. "Doc," I said. "I have this irresistible urge to come in my daughter's face." "For fuck's sake, Mr Smith," he said, "I've told you: you're only here to identify the body................
I finally confided in the doctor. "Doc," I said. "I have this irresistible urge to come in my daughter's face." "For fuck's sake, Mr Smith," he said, "I've told you: you're only here to identify the body................ lol: lol: lol:
I finally confided in the doctor. "Doc," I said. "I have this irresistible urge to come in my daughter's face." "For fuck's sake, Mr Smith," he said, "I've told you: you're only here to identify the body................ lol: lol: lol: lol:
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?" "Michael. My name's Michael." "Nice name. My dad's called Michael." "Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please."
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?" "Michael. My name's Michael." "Nice name. My dad's called Michael." "Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please." AFFS lol: lol: lol:
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?" "Michael. My name's Michael." "Nice name. My dad's called Michael." "Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please." AFFS lol: lol: lol: Where....... eeek:
"Hi there caller, you're through to Babestation. What's your name, sexy?" "Michael. My name's Michael." "Nice name. My dad's called Michael." "Yeah, I kn... err, rub your tits a bit more for me, please." lol: lol: lol:
I went to see a psychic last night. She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children." "But I already have 4 children!" I laughed. She said, "I know, leukaemia is a bastard."
I went to see a psychic last night. She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children." "But I already have 4 children!" I laughed. She said, "I know, leukaemia is a bastard." lol: lol: lol:
I went to see a psychic last night. She looked at me and said, "In five years time you will have 3 children." "But I already have 4 children!" I laughed. She said, "I know, leukaemia is a bastard." lol: lol: lol: lol:
What's the hardest thing about fucking making love to a virgin? Wait for it . . . . Putting the nappy back on afterwards!
What's the hardest thing about fucking making love to a virgin? Wait for it . . . . Putting the nappy back on afterwards! noooo: That has got to be the winner worst sickest joke ever ...... Shocked:
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"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done." She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever...........
"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done." She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever........... lol: lol: lol:
"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done." She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever........... lol: lol: lol: lol:
"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done." She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever........... lol: lol: lol:
"Hang on a minute, I'm nearly there," I urged, tugging my cock. "Just go back over the part where he penetrates you anally and I'm done." She paused a few moments, "You must be the worst rape counsellor ever........... lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
When my down syndrome girlfriend is giving me a blow job she won't let me shoot my load in her mouth. So I've started cumming on the windows and letting nature take its course.
When my down syndrome girlfriend is giving me a blow job she won't let me shoot my load in her mouth. So I've started cumming on the windows and letting nature take its course. ;D ;D redface:
When my down syndrome girlfriend is giving me a blow job she won't let me shoot my load in her mouth. So I've started cumming on the windows and letting nature take its course. Could be an AFFS. rubschin:
Or just one of your memories rubschin:
Or just one of your memories rubschin: cussing:
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Or just one of your memories rubschin: cussing: point:
They say that masturbation ruins your eyesight. It must be true, I can't tell if they're skipping or playing hopscotch....
They say that masturbation ruins your eyesight. It must be true, I can't tell if they're skipping or playing hopscotch.... happy001
They say that masturbation ruins your eyesight. It must be true, I can't tell if they're skipping or playing hopscotch.... lol: lol: lol:
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks.............. Because she died. 6 weeks ago............
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks.............. Because she died. 6 weeks ago............ ::)
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks.............. Because she died. 6 weeks ago............ tunble:
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks.............. Because she died. 6 weeks ago............ Well I will larf at it. lol:
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks.............. Because she died. 6 weeks ago............ Well I will larf at it. lol: Did you know her...?
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks.............. Because she died. 6 weeks ago............ Well I will larf at it. lol: Did you know her...? Foggy. cloud9: .......How old was she? rubschin:
I haven't made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks.............. Because she died. 6 weeks ago............ Well I will larf at it. lol: same here lol: lol: but redface: redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
Whats more bent than Tom Daley? Paul Walker's spine......... whistle:
Whats more bent than Tom Daley? Paul Walker's spine......... whistle: happy001
Whats more bent than Tom Daley? Paul Walker's spine......... whistle: lol: lol: lol:
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela. "Why's that, is he black?" I laughed "No mate, he's dead."
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela. "Why's that, is he black?" I laughed "No mate, he's dead." ;D ;D redface:
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela. "Why's that, is he black?" I laughed "No mate, he's dead." happy001
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela. "Why's that, is he black?" I laughed "No mate, he's dead." lol: noooo: noooo:
My brother phoned me, and said his wife had given birth to a boy, and they'd named him Nelson, after Nelson Mandela. "Why's that, is he black?" I laughed "No mate, he's dead." lol: noooo: noooo: lol: lol: lol: redface: redface:
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle:
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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle: happy001
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle: happy001 Please don't tell LL why you are laughing .....I'll never get brekkie..... redface:
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle: happy001 Please don't tell LL why you are laughing .....I'll never get brekkie..... redface: Too late.... redface:
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle: Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers. Thumbs:
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle: Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers. Thumbs: BOGOF Thumbs:
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle: Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers. Thumbs: BOGOF Thumbs: Baldy Obviously Gets One Free. rubschin:
What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? Baldy wouldn't pay £200 to have a lentil on his face............... whistle: Foggy does not charge that much, although I think she has loyalty cards for most of her customers. Thumbs: BOGOF Thumbs: Baldy Obviously Gets One Free. rubschin: noooo: Bitter Old Git Oggles Foriegners.
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After a girl dies, what organ in her body stays warm longest............????? My cock........ whistle:
After a girl dies, what organ in her body stays warm longest............????? My cock........ whistle: happy001
After a girl dies, what organ in her body stays warm longest............????? My cock........ whistle: You are Jimmy S....I claim my fiver. Thumbs:
So Russian skier Maria Komissarova has been left disabled forever,..... just in time to re-try for the Paralympics.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, redface:
So Russian skier Maria Komissarova has been left disabled forever,..... just in time to re-try for the Paralympics.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, redface: lol: redface:
So Russian skier Maria Komissarova has been left disabled forever,..... just in time to re-try for the Paralympics.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, redface: happy001
Englishman on holiday in Texas. He wanders into a local shitkickers bar and has a good few beers. After a while, he notices there's one of those mechanical bulls in the corner and he asks the barman if he can have a go. The barman not only says yes but grabs a mic and proceeds to make a big show out of it. Englishman on a good ol' Texan bull, etc. The Englishman climbs on and the bull starts moving. "No one's ever made it past 5 minutes on their first try, Limey!" someone shouts. But the Englishman sails through the 5-minute mark. He blasts past 10 and 15 and even 20 minutes, still holding on just fine. The crowd is awestruck. He's fast approaching the World Record. The barman cranks the bull up to 11 and it goes fucking apeshit. But the plucky Englishman hangs on in there. Eventually, after 45 minutes, the bull breaks down and comes to a halt. The crowd are cheering and whooping as the barman grabs the hand of the sweating Englishman and shoves the mic in his face. "Holy Goddam shit boy! You done broke the World Record by a clear 15 minutes! How'd you do that?" The Englishman replies, "Easy. My wife's an epileptic. And if you can fuck her for 5 minutes, you can ride this bastard for an hour!"
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I was given a recipe book for roadkill so I went out and got some and it was delicious..............I still don't know what to do with his bike though redface:
I was given a recipe book for roadkill so I went out and got some and it was delicious..............I still don't know what to do with his bike though redface: lol: lol: lol:
I was given a recipe book for roadkill so I went out and got some and it was delicious..............I still don't know what to do with his bike though redface: lol: lol: lol: happy001 ______________________________ Your local friendly tapatalking heretic
I was given a recipe book for roadkill so I went out and got some and it was delicious..............I still don't know what to do with his bike though redface: lol: lol: lol: happy001 ______________________________ Your local friendly tapatalking heretic lol: lol: lol:
Headline on Sky News website: Online Child Porn Images 'Getting Worse' I agree. Nowadays, they're so grainy you can't even make out the bruising. redface:
Headline on Sky News website: Online Child Porn Images 'Getting Worse' I agree. Nowadays, they're so grainy you can't even make out the bruising. redface: ;D ;D ;D
Headline on Sky News website: Online Child Porn Images 'Getting Worse' I agree. Nowadays, they're so grainy you can't even make out the bruising. redface: happy001
So Oscar Pistorius is in jail.......... Wonder if he likes being woken up by 4 unexpected dis-charges during the night............ rubschin:
So Oscar Pistorius is in jail.......... Wonder if he likes being woken up by 4 unexpected dis-charges during the night............ rubschin: lol: lol: lol:
So Oscar Pistorius is in jail.......... Wonder if he likes being woken up by 4 unexpected dis-charges during the night............ rubschin: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
So Oscar Pistorius is in jail.......... Wonder if he likes being woken up by 4 unexpected dis-charges during the night............ rubschin: happy001 happy001 happy001
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2 pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.... The old man says, "I can't stay down here for too long it stinks".... The old lady replies, "sorry it's my arthritis," .... The old man says "arthritis in your fanny!?" ..... "no!" says the lady.... "The arthritis is in my shoulder, I can't wipe my arse!!"
2 pensioners are enjoying oral sex together.... The old man says, "I can't stay down here for too long it stinks".... The old lady replies, "sorry it's my arthritis," .... The old man says "arthritis in your fanny!?" ..... "no!" says the lady.... "The arthritis is in my shoulder, I can't wipe my arse!!" lol: lol: lol:
"Baby dies in subway accident"...................... I'm guessing the coffin is a footlong......... redface:
"Baby dies in subway accident"...................... I'm guessing the coffin is a footlong......... redface: lol: lol: lol:
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan...... I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy............... or an abortion...........
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan...... I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy............... or an abortion........... lol: lol: lol:
Off to the hospital with the pregnant wife tomorrow for the twelve week scan...... I can't wait to see what we're having, a boy............... or an abortion........... Muslim Apey? rubschin:
noooo: I live with him and his jokes.... poor Misty. sad32:
noooo: I live with him and his jokes.... poor Misty. sad32: happy100
What's the difference between German planes and German trains.........? German trains wait until they get to their destination before killing the cargo........ redface:
What's the difference between German planes and German trains.........? German trains wait until they get to their destination before killing the cargo........ redface: lol: lol: lol:
It is such a shame that Jeremy Clarkson did not just sexually abuse a child... The BBC would have covered it all up and he would still have his job.
What's the difference between German planes and German trains.........? German trains wait until they get to their destination before killing the cargo........ redface: happy001
Earlier today I saw the facebook group "Kids vs Cancer"......................... It turns out writing "My money is on cancer everytime" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail........ redface:
Earlier today I saw the facebook group "Kids vs Cancer"......................... It turns out writing "My money is on cancer everytime" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail........ redface: happy001 redface:
Earlier today I saw the facebook group "Kids vs Cancer"......................... It turns out writing "My money is on cancer everytime" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail........ redface: happy001
Talk about double standards. I lose the car keys and never hear the end of it...... The wife loses a baby and she's a fucking Facebook legend........... noooo:
Talk about double standards. I lose the car keys and never hear the end of it...... The wife loses a baby and she's a fucking Facebook legend........... noooo: happy001
Talk about double standards. I lose the car keys and never hear the end of it...... The wife loses a baby and she's a fucking Facebook legend........... noooo: happy001 lol: lol: lol: redface:
Police have successfully put an undercover officer into a group of known paedophiles........................ I bet....... it was only a very small ring that had been penetrated........... rubschin:
Police have successfully put an undercover officer into a group of known paedophiles........................ I bet....... it was only a very small ring that had been penetrated........... rubschin: lol: lol: lol:
Police have successfully put an undercover officer into a group of known paedophiles........................ I bet....... it was only a very small ring that had been penetrated........... rubschin: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor takes the baby, then promptly throws it out the window. The woman screams, "My baby! You've killed my baby!"..... The doctor replies, "Jokes on you, it was already dead!"..........
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor takes the baby, then promptly throws it out the window. The woman screams, "My baby! You've killed my baby!"..... The doctor replies, "Jokes on you, it was already dead!".......... lol: lol: lol:
Sick jokes are like kids with cancer ......... They never get old ............ redface:
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Sick jokes are like kids with cancer ......... They never get old ............ redface: lol: lol: lol:
Not the right place I know redface: Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister`s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps into the road, the car hits it full on and comes to a stop. Nicola, in her normal jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur "You were driving, get out and see what was the matter" The chauffeur gets out and reports, " The animal is dead". "You were driving, go and tell the farmer" said Nicola, "I can`t afford to be blamed for anything". The driver trudges up the track to the farmhouse and returns five hours later, totally plastered, his hair all ruffled and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you", asked Nicola. The chauffeur replied "Well, when I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Malt Whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me" "My God, what on earth did you say to them" asked Nicola. "I knocked on the door and when it was answered I said " I`m Nicola Sturgeon`s chauffeur and I've killed the cow".
Not the right place I know redface: Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister`s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps into the road, the car hits it full on and comes to a stop. Nicola, in her normal jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur "You were driving, get out and see what was the matter" The chauffeur gets out and reports, " The animal is dead". "You were driving, go and tell the farmer" said Nicola, "I can`t afford to be blamed for anything". The driver trudges up the track to the farmhouse and returns five hours later, totally plastered, his hair all ruffled and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you", asked Nicola. The chauffeur replied "Well, when I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Malt Whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me" "My God, what on earth did you say to them" asked Nicola. "I knocked on the door and when it was answered I said " I`m Nicola Sturgeon`s chauffeur and I've killed the cow". whistle: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.msg611547#msg611547 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.msg611547#msg611547)
Not the right place I know redface: Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister`s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps into the road, the car hits it full on and comes to a stop. Nicola, in her normal jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur "You were driving, get out and see what was the matter" The chauffeur gets out and reports, " The animal is dead". "You were driving, go and tell the farmer" said Nicola, "I can`t afford to be blamed for anything". The driver trudges up the track to the farmhouse and returns five hours later, totally plastered, his hair all ruffled and a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you", asked Nicola. The chauffeur replied "Well, when I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Malt Whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me" "My God, what on earth did you say to them" asked Nicola. "I knocked on the door and when it was answered I said " I`m Nicola Sturgeon`s chauffeur and I've killed the cow". whistle: http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.msg611547#msg611547 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.msg611547#msg611547) AFFS redface:
Don't care that it's an affs, I'm currently cleaning coffee out of the monitor. lol:
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats. rubschin: Tsk noooo: "Are the aristocrats" or "Is the aristocracy" Unless you were making sure we knew you is not one. ;) Nope, the aristocrats has been around for decades now. It's a comedic challenge to create the filthiest most offensive joke of all time. There was even a documentary made about it a few years ago. The premise of the joke is weak but it's just a framework to allow the person telling the joke to see just how far beyond the line of what is considered acceptable they can go. http://youtu.be/CxGD0rk547Y (http://youtu.be/CxGD0rk547Y) Given the versions of it that I have heard over the years that's probably all of the film they could safely use for a green band trailer. I could be wrong but I suspect that even Apey would think some of them go too far. There are videos of various comics telling it on youtube but I'll warn you in advance to say the are not safe for work would be a massive understatement. Some of them make Frankie Boyle at his most offensive look like Mary Whitehouse.
I may be mistaken but if I remember correctly the worlds most offensive joke is the aristocrats. rubschin: Tsk noooo: "Are the aristocrats" or "Is the aristocracy" Unless you were making sure we knew you is not one. ;) Nope, the aristocrats has been around for decades now. It's a comedic challenge to create the filthiest most offensive joke of all time. There was even a documentary made about it a few years ago. The premise of the joke is weak but it's just a framework to allow the person telling the joke to see just how far beyond the line of what is considered acceptable they can go. http://youtu.be/CxGD0rk547Y (http://youtu.be/CxGD0rk547Y) Given the versions of it that I have heard over the years that's probably all of the film they could safely use for a green band trailer. I could be wrong but I suspect that even Apey would think some of them go too far. There are videos of various comics telling it on youtube but I'll warn you in advance to say the are not safe for work would be a massive understatement. Some of them make Frankie Boyle at his most offensive look like Mary Whitehouse. Thanks for that, just watched Brandon Rogers... eeek: happy001
There is rumoured to be a recording of Bill Hicks doing his version of the joke, I don't know if I want to hear it or run away screaming at what could potentially be included in it. rubschin:
My granddad said " It's going to be horrendous on the roads this weekend,snow is forecast"................ " Tell me something I don't know" I replied.............. "I can get my whole fist up your Nanna's arse " he said ..............
My granddad said " It's going to be horrendous on the roads this weekend,snow is forecast"................ " Tell me something I don't know" I replied.............. "I can get my whole fist up your Nanna's arse " he said .............. happy001
My granddad said " It's going to be horrendous on the roads this weekend,snow is forecast"................ " Tell me something I don't know" I replied.............. "I can get my whole fist up your Nanna's arse " he said .............. happy001 lol: lol: lol:
I was raping this girl tonight in the middle of a supermarket car park and she kept shouting "No, please don't, I'm crippled, I'm crippled!".... so I did the right thing............. I took her over to the disabled parking..................... Thumbs: redface:
I was raping this girl tonight in the middle of a supermarket car park and she kept shouting "No, please don't, I'm crippled, I'm crippled!".... so I did the right thing............. I took her over to the disabled parking..................... Thumbs: redface: lol: lol: lol:
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A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant... . He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must be the second coming." The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?" She replied,................. "Because I swallowed the first one.".................
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A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant... . He asked, "How did this happen, my child?" She said, "I think it must be the second coming." The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?" She replied,................. "Because I swallowed the first one."................. lol: lol: lol:
Hubby says... "I fancy kinky sex, can i cum in your ear?" Wife says... "No, i might go deaf.............. Hubby says... "I've been cumin in your mouth for 20 years and you're still fucking talking!"..............
Hubby says... "I fancy kinky sex, can i cum in your ear?" Wife says... "No, i might go deaf.............. Hubby says... "I've been cumin in your mouth for 20 years and you're still fucking talking!".............. lol: lol: lol:
I got called in to see my son's teacher today............... "Is everything ok at home?" she asked. "We're a bit concerned about your son's language in class." "You're fucking concerned?" I said "I have to live with the little cunt!" noooo:
I got called in to see my son's teacher today............... "Is everything ok at home?" she asked. "We're a bit concerned about your son's language in class." "You're fucking concerned?" I said "I have to live with the little cunt!" noooo: happy001
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Whoever told me wanking is better with a dead arm.......... FUCK YOU >>>>>>>> I just ruined a funeral ..... cussing: Thanks alot ..!!!
Whoever told me wanking is better with a dead arm.......... FUCK YOU >>>>>>>> I just ruined a funeral ..... cussing: Thanks alot ..!!! lol: lol: lol:
Whoever told me wanking is better with a dead arm.......... FUCK YOU >>>>>>>> I just ruined a funeral ..... cussing: Thanks alot ..!!! lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Her..You slept with my sister !!!!!!!!! Him ..."she was just lying there naked when I came into work ..What was I supposed to do ?? " Her..."The F88king autopsy !!! "......... redface:
Her..You slept with my sister !!!!!!!!! Him ..."she was just lying there naked when I came into work ..What was I supposed to do ?? " Her..."The F88king autopsy !!! "......... redface: lol: lol: lol: redface:
Her..You slept with my sister !!!!!!!!! Him ..."she was just lying there naked when I came into work ..What was I supposed to do ?? " Her..."The F88king autopsy !!! "......... redface: lol: lol: lol: redface: lol: lol: lol: lol: redface: redface:
What word begins with M..ends in Arriage and is a man's favourite thing ..??? Miscarriage ,.......... Thumbs: This joke never gets old .......just like ......... whistle:
What word begins with M..ends in Arriage and is a man's favourite thing ..??? Miscarriage ,.......... Thumbs: This joke never gets old .......just like ......... whistle: happy001 redface: redface: redface:
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Xmas for most guys......... Sitting at a table with a fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore ......... noooo:
Xmas for most guys......... Sitting at a table with a fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore ......... noooo: lol: lol: lol: redface:
Xmas for most guys......... Sitting at a table with a fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore ......... noooo: lol: lol: lol: redface: lol: lol: lol:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10482867/Jimmy-Carr-says-CANCELLED-Holocaust-joke-gypsies-murdered-Nazis.html shocked003 I thought it was funny... lol: The outrageous thing is the hysteria in the media over it... ::)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10482867/Jimmy-Carr-says-CANCELLED-Holocaust-joke-gypsies-murdered-Nazis.html shocked003 I thought it was funny... lol: The outrageous thing is the hysteria in the media over it... ::) Same here ....he had a far worst holocaust joke before ... rubschin: Think I posted it on here ..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10482867/Jimmy-Carr-says-CANCELLED-Holocaust-joke-gypsies-murdered-Nazis.html shocked003 I thought it was funny... lol: The outrageous thing is the hysteria in the media over it... ::) Same here ....he had a far worst holocaust joke before ... rubschin: Think I posted it on here .. This made I larf! lol:I’m surprised that pikeys can’t take a joke. They take everything else…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10482867/Jimmy-Carr-says-CANCELLED-Holocaust-joke-gypsies-murdered-Nazis.html shocked003 I thought it was funny... lol: The outrageous thing is the hysteria in the media over it... ::) Same here ....he had a far worst holocaust joke before ... rubschin: Think I posted it on here .. noooo: saying murdering people is a good thing is appalling Takes a lot for me to agree with Boris and co but well done Jimmy you managed it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10482867/Jimmy-Carr-says-CANCELLED-Holocaust-joke-gypsies-murdered-Nazis.html shocked003 I thought it was funny... lol: The outrageous thing is the hysteria in the media over it... ::) Same here ....he had a far worst holocaust joke before ... rubschin: Think I posted it on here .. This made I larf! lol:I’m surprised that pikeys can’t take a joke. They take everything else… lol: lol:
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I just got a warning from the FB offensive joke page ..to be less offensive ... redface: lol: lol: lol:
I just got a warning from the FB offensive joke page ..to be less offensive ... redface: lol: lol: lol: Lets hope they never see the ones I PM to Barman .... redface:
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Stolen from site talking about Scotland ….. The difference between Glasgow and Edinburgh at the time was that Glasgow had Celtic and Edinburgh had AIDS… but only cos Edinburgh got first pick…..
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Just got sent this, am I a bad person for laughing at it? https://youtu.be/v3A-ubUIX6s?si=SJPL7up0mC_LSKij redface:
Just got sent this, am I a bad person for laughing at it? https://youtu.be/v3A-ubUIX6s?si=SJPL7up0mC_LSKij redface: happy001
Just got sent this, am I a bad person for laughing at it? https://youtu.be/v3A-ubUIX6s?si=SJPL7up0mC_LSKij redface: happy001 https://youtu.be/vPjOvF0HMZ4?si=LMNl4rI5MyaKC4Tj whistle:
Just got sent this, am I a bad person for laughing at it? https://youtu.be/v3A-ubUIX6s?si=SJPL7up0mC_LSKij redface: happy001 https://youtu.be/vPjOvF0HMZ4?si=LMNl4rI5MyaKC4Tj whistle: happy001
Just got sent this, am I a bad person for laughing at it? https://youtu.be/v3A-ubUIX6s?si=SJPL7up0mC_LSKij redface: happy001 I used one of those Hitler parody as an advert before …got mixed responses … lol:
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Well I suppose you don't have to worry about this idiot shooting someone as it wooden fire.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-72d2ce1462005e1090d3aef6ca5f1fe1)
Well I suppose you don't have to worry about this idiot shooting someone as it wooden fire.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-72d2ce1462005e1090d3aef6ca5f1fe1) facepalm:
Well I suppose you don't have to worry about this idiot shooting someone as it wooden fire.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-72d2ce1462005e1090d3aef6ca5f1fe1) facepalm: doublefacepalm
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-323081930368089ed50805f5ab6ba306) redface: lol: lol: lol: but AFFS... ::) And you've passed the latest memory test. Thumbs:
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evil:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-04913f035fe502699b99b95392a4b990) https://www.newsweek.com/man-uses-live-eel-cure-constipation-nearly-dies-1614473 redface:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-62e7ef17f0912caefd33d3d6600e4eb1) eeek: happy001 eeek: eeek: eeek: happy001 I bet that didn’t get a life ban on FB … cussing:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-62e7ef17f0912caefd33d3d6600e4eb1) eeek: happy001 eeek: eeek: eeek: happy001 I bet that didn’t get a life ban on FB … cussing: I'm almost afraid to ask but just what did you post to get a life ban on facebook? eeek:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-62e7ef17f0912caefd33d3d6600e4eb1) eeek: happy001 eeek: eeek: eeek: happy001 I bet that didn’t get a life ban on FB … cussing: I'm almost afraid to ask but just what did you post to get a life ban on facebook? eeek: I don’t know …? Just got a msg saying banned ..(I have appealed ) …
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4a68860827e5d51630a92f8d1ddd8fa9) redface: happy001 Although there are more offensive California jokes doing the rounds at the moment. Arn't there Apey...? ::)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4a68860827e5d51630a92f8d1ddd8fa9) redface: happy001 Although there are more offensive California jokes doing the rounds at the moment. Arn't there Apey...? ::) whistle:
Just heard Valentine’s Day described as …..Penis Christmas …. whistle:
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Just heard Valentine’s Day described as …..Penis Christmas …. whistle: lol: lol: lol: redface:
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Met a Jewish girl last night …she gave me her number ….. I said we use names now ….!….. redface:
Met a Jewish girl last night …she gave me her number ….. I said we use names now ….!….. redface: happy001
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I'm going to hell for this.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-63282485e63907cb8394742a1c813c6d)
I'm going to hell for this.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-63282485e63907cb8394742a1c813c6d) lol: lol: lol:
I'm going to hell for this.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-63282485e63907cb8394742a1c813c6d) lol: lol: lol: Thumbs: smile: ;D
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I'm going to Hell for this one.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d18b0ff361193a3913d89c2e09a210d1)
I'm going to Hell for this one.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d18b0ff361193a3913d89c2e09a210d1) Thumbs: Thought I had posted it whistle:
I'm going to Hell for this one.. redface: (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d18b0ff361193a3913d89c2e09a210d1) happy001
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Does the Sir for David Beckham …stand for ..” still in Rebecca “ …. rubschin:
Does the Sir for David Beckham …stand for ..” still in Rebecca “ …. rubschin: lol: lol: lol:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3aafebb809efc2d3cb01c3ab73b2e1ca) lol: lol: lol: I did that to a guy with a whole load of camping gear once... Waited for him to pick it all up then drove off... redface:
Found out if you work in an abortion clinic …you cannot ask the customers …. “ would you like a refill ? “ Like I did when I worked in a bar …. whistle:
Found out if you work in an abortion clinic …you cannot ask the customers …. “ would you like a refill ? “ Like I did when I worked in a bar …. whistle: ;D
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5d1e1dea8a6586118a3e4d3cbc832f40) I am a terrible person.. redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5d1e1dea8a6586118a3e4d3cbc832f40) I am a terrible person.. redface: Excellent … Thumbs:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4e6cb30cb5e4cdda99f402b8e3a04250) redface: happy001 happy001 happy001
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-fa3944457e2fbb72d353d930dac35c1d) redface: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-47114cd058b23f7cf44a71c4011d2cc8) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-47114cd058b23f7cf44a71c4011d2cc8) redface: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-47114cd058b23f7cf44a71c4011d2cc8) redface: happy001 lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3e35540b73d13b579cbc2844e3194290) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3e35540b73d13b579cbc2844e3194290) redface: lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-682f0d077fb2636bb4214e412db9e739) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-682f0d077fb2636bb4214e412db9e739) redface: lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d78e9cde785f49b12539eac19636ea25) scared:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d78e9cde785f49b12539eac19636ea25) scared: lol: lol: lol:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0cbd26f3565cbbb8e6502090283a9b1a)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0cbd26f3565cbbb8e6502090283a9b1a) lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-40dd54adc3e8560683718d323b57200e)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-40dd54adc3e8560683718d323b57200e) eeek:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-982ca35f52e232a89cfb245704abe95d) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-982ca35f52e232a89cfb245704abe95d) redface: happy001
lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ca7b5fdeff08debbaa2e9ce4c02c5392) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ca7b5fdeff08debbaa2e9ce4c02c5392) redface: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ca7b5fdeff08debbaa2e9ce4c02c5392) redface: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-593312578016ebb24cdfdfe414e77415) lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-593312578016ebb24cdfdfe414e77415) lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ef2bf05117c2c352cdbb7ca8b7442e4c) redface:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ed953df01d9cf3490e860220fbe8b6d0) redface: eveilgrin:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4e23a010c4be8fec68724321fa5c3926) redface: lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4e23a010c4be8fec68724321fa5c3926) redface: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
(https://i.postimg.cc/vxgGfZgK/download.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/vxgGfZgK)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-eed32a0ed3732f5d1c953648c8e10ae1) I'm a terrible person redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-eed32a0ed3732f5d1c953648c8e10ae1) I'm a terrible person redface: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e30de053394218bbb674c0e844a245e4)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e30de053394218bbb674c0e844a245e4) lol: lol: lol:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5d4d72d31c149313c259405fdb64077e-lq) redface: lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-02419a4d7648a75e8436bb0e14d60946) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-02419a4d7648a75e8436bb0e14d60946) redface: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-02419a4d7648a75e8436bb0e14d60946) redface: ;D ;D ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-839e484f3d72cb4336f6e2b9f45981bc) I'm a terrible person redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-839e484f3d72cb4336f6e2b9f45981bc) I'm a terrible person redface: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-01620cd79d44d975dfe7ab58c64b346e) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f84f1452658b67c53d4ed2bce5532783) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f84f1452658b67c53d4ed2bce5532783) redface: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2a1b164d13058178139cb9fe1f230171) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2a1b164d13058178139cb9fe1f230171) redface: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-49c83900a343cb9a7b7ee4e9e4822d5e) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-839e484f3d72cb4336f6e2b9f45981bc) I'm a terrible person redface: happy001 Excellent …
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7e7fa359bc2e39c81443f7b14802a4ff)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7e7fa359bc2e39c81443f7b14802a4ff) lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-7e7fa359bc2e39c81443f7b14802a4ff) lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e596cd1ae82cb45bd64f7b7be11151d5) redface: Thumbs:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b1bf9de42ae1017b3d69fdead2d6e01c) redface:
lol:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2cd5cf98f440872b73e403e232882750) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2cd5cf98f440872b73e403e232882750) redface: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5882bc7da013e52fa355b5768d35b06a)
sick2:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5882bc7da013e52fa355b5768d35b06a) eeek: sick2: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3dc19b638d509b91a0ee4b3d9bd74bed)
happy001 (but Affs methinks)
happy001 (but Affs methinks) From 2019 so quite likely... Good tho... lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-50ca417ab72d64eebfbaf7a0dbe391c7) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-50ca417ab72d64eebfbaf7a0dbe391c7) redface: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-597f2f7e3c65948686d61d6574f22ce1-lq) Shocked:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-597f2f7e3c65948686d61d6574f22ce1-lq) Shocked: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b1652566987e771926a48d2fb1b56e53) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b1652566987e771926a48d2fb1b56e53) redface: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-736caa5d80c8904373f78b5c856cd3e5)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-736caa5d80c8904373f78b5c856cd3e5) ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-736caa5d80c8904373f78b5c856cd3e5) ;D smile: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-91914b26d7b4d7d3ea5e7c59bff67a86) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-91914b26d7b4d7d3ea5e7c59bff67a86) redface: AFFS! ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-02a0ae0c88600474cdabbacf7d447a90-lq) scared:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-02a0ae0c88600474cdabbacf7d447a90-lq) scared: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c28026c7b4e03c1cc0feb206a9768ac3)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c28026c7b4e03c1cc0feb206a9768ac3) ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ceecb25ecaa882f028c0963996fbdff5)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ceecb25ecaa882f028c0963996fbdff5) lol: lol: lol:
Nah, that's Melania
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-08f2ec161274c9b4a7d7e336a2ac8505)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-08f2ec161274c9b4a7d7e336a2ac8505) ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-08f2ec161274c9b4a7d7e336a2ac8505) ;D ;D ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd7c02c8a249dfbc334fdf4667bd2761) scared2:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f17f3dcb74d6793404e4757f75dd9168)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f17f3dcb74d6793404e4757f75dd9168) lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f7b4ddef1ff5f72c1f312f50332d974f)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f7b4ddef1ff5f72c1f312f50332d974f) lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ec0c4f957ff67ab1a95b40a55c9f3650) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ec0c4f957ff67ab1a95b40a55c9f3650) redface: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f40fbb92d3bb874cc0b2a56d32065450) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f40fbb92d3bb874cc0b2a56d32065450) redface: happy001 Yes, I know that is a Sikh turban... ::)
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-498455d96b70a7863981c858a96c8f58) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-aca9f52300ef6042f6d0ce8072e98ce5) redface:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0e82bd49ee41cc2286bf90ed362ef0d5) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0e82bd49ee41cc2286bf90ed362ef0d5) redface: lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dcf74c28e3a6460774e3c2762f59f255) redface:
happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dcf74c28e3a6460774e3c2762f59f255) redface: happy002
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0d7c708cf27ea13ef51e99a8befa39a4) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-0d7c708cf27ea13ef51e99a8befa39a4) redface: lol: lol: lol:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-529ef2c072784c70ed342437d18adbbc) redface: happy001
Am I terrible person for laughing at this..? (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-8bf4d0f6bfaef087d8dac0f8b29b1a41) lol:
Am I terrible person for laughing at this..? (https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-8bf4d0f6bfaef087d8dac0f8b29b1a41) lol: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d043e907e49c9209f51dcc7561fd62b2) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d043e907e49c9209f51dcc7561fd62b2) redface: happy001
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDSaX6la4AA5X11?format=jpg&name=900x900)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDSaX6la4AA5X11?format=jpg&name=900x900) lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-63934f25565708d5d59b32c3f0369d0c) redface:
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c5802f61c1948f15c92687e16a26136a) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c5802f61c1948f15c92687e16a26136a) redface: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ba9f085f0686ac209c7a3e888f35aa19) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ba9f085f0686ac209c7a3e888f35aa19) redface: lol: lol: lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1f49018033bd54461a2ae556968e8979) sick2:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-03fef32eaeb9cadf750224c9177e440c) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-1f49018033bd54461a2ae556968e8979) sick2: ;D
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-954be742ea432d2f44496e887af2f2dc) redface:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2e5ef84c6f290ee6171e19f37c1a3de0) lol:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-954be742ea432d2f44496e887af2f2dc) redface: happy001
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-2e5ef84c6f290ee6171e19f37c1a3de0) lol: ;D