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Title: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 11:38:34 AM
I work in a 18 storey building. There is a similar building next door ,however that is due for demolition. In it's place is to be a new snazzy, all glazed and chromey , with  cafes, shops  'n' stuff on the ground floor and office accommodation.

The works commenced at the end of last week ( due to be completed in time for the Olympics of course  whistle: ) . I sit by the window at mid level of the building and longside the side they are doing works. The distraction potential this is causing is hoooge.

After watching them put up all the scaffolding last week , I am now happily watching them demolish the back addition to the building. There is something so satisfying about seeing things destroyed  redface: . It is not an attractive building to be fair.

However what is really distracting is suddenly seeing people when gazing out the window at eye level  eeek:

Can't wait for the pile driving to start in a couple of months... noooo:...

Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 11:40:45 AM
= loads of hunky men in vests  noooo:


http://www.popular-nostalgia.com/the-diet-coke-advert-48/ (http://www.popular-nostalgia.com/the-diet-coke-advert-48/)
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 11:43:40 AM
Of course  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: tel on March 30, 2010, 12:12:51 PM
Wait for the hot sunny days, when the dust starts to permeate your building.

Also if they use concrete grinders you will feel some serious vibrations.  razz:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 12:13:34 PM
Something to look forward to then  angel1
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 12:51:42 PM
Wait for the hot sunny days, when the dust starts to permeate your building.

Also if they use concrete grinders you will feel some serious vibrations.  razz:

Apparently to prevent the noise and dust they will be using ' a silent , vibration free piling rig and spraying a mist of water over the rubble '

Mmmmmm if only I was so optimistic  noooo:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 30, 2010, 01:02:18 PM
Nick could probably demolish it quicker.
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 01:05:36 PM
Is this a demolition or an M&S demolition?
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 01:06:56 PM
It's a demolition site next door to a local authority building with a load of enforcement officers of various disciplines just watching and waiting  whistle:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2010, 01:07:42 PM
More like S&M demolition then
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 01:08:26 PM
Elf n safety innit?
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: GROWLER on March 30, 2010, 01:32:46 PM
= loads of hunky men in vests  noooo:


http://www.popular-nostalgia.com/the-diet-coke-advert-48/ (http://www.popular-nostalgia.com/the-diet-coke-advert-48/)

After reading the first couple of paragraphs of MD's post, I really thought that that was what it was going to be about.
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 01:43:12 PM
It is really. Wimmin are pants driven  noooo:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: GROWLER on March 30, 2010, 01:46:33 PM
It is really. Wimmin are pants driven  noooo:

Hidden between the werds, yes, probably. ::)

So proud us fellahs don't behave like that ey?  noooo:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 01:47:51 PM
Growler - I'll have you know I am multi dimensional  whistle:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 01:53:46 PM
Growler - I'll have you know I am multi dimensional  whistle:

I thought you were losing weight  rubschin:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: GROWLER on March 30, 2010, 01:55:11 PM
Growler - I'll have you know I am multi dimensional  whistle:


....and which dimensions might they be then ey, which, exactly?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 02:00:22 PM
There is my persona on this board ...whatever that may be  rubschin:

and then there is the real me  angel1
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 02:01:22 PM
I will send Growler some Blue WHale pics  angel1
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2010, 02:02:00 PM
Growler - I'll have you know I am multi delusional  whistle:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 02:02:19 PM
To get him to know the real me  evil:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 02:02:48 PM
Growler - I'll have you know I am multi delusional  whistle:

 whistle:

Pot/kettle
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2010, 02:04:26 PM
Growler - I'll have you know I am multi delusional  whistle:

 whistle:

Pot/kettle

 evil:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: GROWLER on March 30, 2010, 02:09:32 PM
There is my persona on this board ...wahtever that may be  rubschin:

and then there is the real me  angel1

Yea yea yea, wharever. Righ' on sister. noooo:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: tel on March 30, 2010, 05:02:49 PM
They've just started replacing a gas main in Sutton High Street, work "will take 10 weeks".
Utter chaos as roads are closed and traffic diverted.

This afternoon, the gas main is on fire.
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 05:04:44 PM
and your leccy ...is that still ok  scared2:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: tel on March 30, 2010, 05:11:51 PM
Our MP has been letting rip at EDF about the number of cuts that have been going on around here. EDF keep blaming it on third-parties that are digging up roads.

Gas main work is right by the station, so I guess that has been closed as a precaution - must be chaos.
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: tel on March 30, 2010, 05:15:44 PM
Now looks like fire was at other end of High Street where that are doing yet more road-works.

About 300 yards from where my dad lives.

Time for a phone call, methinks.
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Pastis on March 30, 2010, 05:31:17 PM
Time for a bit of ol' Blaster  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHuLTcYjkLA&feature=related
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 07:30:59 AM
Today we have the crane in place.....they spent yesterday putting it all together.

This was a queue for many blokes in the team to stare out the window and discuss how much they'd love to operate the crane.......I think they call it regression  noooo:

What is it about blokes and machinery  rubschin:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 07:36:38 AM
cue?
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 07:45:06 AM
Today we have the crane in place.....they spent yesterday putting it all together.

This was a queue for many blokes in the team to stare out the window and discuss how much they'd love to operate the crane.......I think they call it regression  noo ::)oo:

What is it about blokes and machinery  rubschin:
We grew up with Meccano and Airfix  ::)
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 07:46:28 AM
Strange names for siblings  lol:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 07:53:59 AM
Today we have the crane in place.....they spent yesterday putting it all together.

This was a queue for many blokes in the team to stare out the window and discuss how much they'd love to operate the crane.......I think they call it regression  noooo:

What is it about blokes and machinery  rubschin:

A crane...  Drool:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 07:57:55 AM
Indeed a big, red, shiny crane  noooo:

With pulleys and levers and everyfink   whistle:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2010, 08:22:02 AM
Today we have the crane in place.....they spent yesterday putting it all together.

This was a queue for many blokes in the team to stare out the window and discuss how much they'd love to operate the crane.......I think they call it regression  noooo:

What is it about blokes and machinery  rubschin:


We understand machinery, how it works and what it is for ................ which is more than we understand about wimmin.
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 08:47:48 AM
Indeed a big, red, shiny crane  noooo:

With pulleys and levers and everyfink   whistle:

A red crane????  Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2010, 05:26:01 PM
Indeed a big, red, shiny crane  noooo:

With pulleys and levers and everyfink   whistle:

A red crane????  Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

Just as well you weren't at my office two weeks ago Barman


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Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 07:08:20 PM
Indeed a big, red, shiny crane  noooo:

With pulleys and levers and everyfink   whistle:

A red crane????  Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

Just as well you weren't at my office two weeks ago Barman


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 Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2010, 08:13:39 AM
I have taken a picture from my window ...will post shortly

Inappropriate things to say to a bloke in the office whilst he is peering out of my window at the big shiny red crane  ::)

Miss D....... "I can't sit here all day whilst it's continually going up and down "  redface:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 08:18:15 AM
I have taken a picture from my window ...will post shortly

Inappropriate things to say to a bloke in the office whilst he is peering out of my window at the big shiny red crane  ::)

Miss D....... "I can't sit here all day whilst it's continually going up and down "  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2010, 08:20:57 AM
Indeed a big, red, shiny crane  noooo:

With pulleys and levers and everyfink   whistle:

A red crane????  Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

Just as well you weren't at my office two weeks ago Barman


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Gorgeous. cloud9:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2010, 08:38:32 AM
Another part of my daily toil.... 387 tonnes IIRC  cloud9:


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Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 08:53:25 AM
Another part of my daily toil.... 387 tonnes IIRC  cloud9:


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Was it a Nick-proof Microwave or summat...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2010, 09:02:28 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2010, 09:06:27 AM
Another part of my daily toil.... 387 tonnes IIRC  cloud9:


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Was it a Nick-proof Microwave or summat...?  rubschin:

It was a gubbed generator from Ironbridge power station. They never did find out what gubbed it hmmmm  rubschin:

As an aside, when they delivered the new one it was bigger, so needed a longer trailer. It got stuck when it bottomed out in a dip and the road was closed for seven hours until they could get another tractor unit to site to push it through, and we had to repair the road afterwards
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Pirate on April 15, 2010, 09:45:43 AM
Another part of my daily toil.... 387 tonnes IIRC  cloud9:


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Was it a Nick-proof Microwave or summat...?  rubschin:

It was a gubbed generator from Ironbridge power station. They never did find out what gubbed it hmmmm  rubschin:

As an aside, when they delivered the new one it was bigger, so needed a longer trailer. It got stuck when it bottomed out in a dip and the road was closed for seven hours until they could get another tractor unit to site to push it through, and we had to repair the road afterwards

 rubschin: Who planned that route then?
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2010, 09:59:57 AM
A.L.E (Abnormal Load Engineering), the transport company. They took account of the bridges, the overhead wires, the traffic lights, the horizontal alignment, the bollards, the bends, but obviously not the vertical alignment
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 10:21:57 AM
We have problems here with bloody windmills....  ::)


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Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2010, 01:32:49 PM
I think I'd like to werk in your dept.
All those big toys to oggle at, in action too like.
 It must be heavenly/ cloud9:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2010, 02:03:21 PM
But are you prepared to start at the bottom?

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Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 02:36:37 PM
I think he is prepared to call a spade a shovel...  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2010, 05:24:20 AM
But are you prepared to start at the bottom?

Snoopy called it right Growler


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Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2010, 07:52:42 AM
View from Miss D's window ...at werk


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Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2010, 07:56:02 AM
 Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2010, 08:18:34 AM
Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

Wot he said... ^^^^
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: tel on May 17, 2010, 04:07:28 PM
So much for planning -

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/8166344.False_dawn_fears_over_Colliers_Wood_tower/?ref=mr
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 28, 2010, 11:02:24 AM
Cranewatch .....day ( whatever ...have not actually been counting)

New machinery has turned up today in addition to the shiny , big, red crane.

Looks like a deluxe  meccano set down there now.

All the blokeys in the office continue to stop and stare and then glaze over  ::)
Title: Re: Demolition Distractions
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2010, 11:06:21 AM
Distract them with your cleavage. Oh, you've done that already  redface: