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Title: Advice please
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2010, 10:12:57 AM
A gentleman  by the name of Dimple Alvarado has e mailed with an offer for something which will (allegedly) enable me to cultivate a "swollen donger".  rubschin:

Can this be genuine?
Title: Re: Advice please
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 24, 2010, 10:18:14 AM
Yes. I know a gentleman by the name of Divot Gonzales.
Title: Re: Advice please
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2010, 10:29:46 AM
A gentleman  by the name of Dimple Alvarado has e mailed with an offer for something which will (allegedly) enable me to cultivate a "swollen donger".  rubschin:

Can this be genuine?

How sure are you that isn't a typo? Dimple may have said "Swollen Danger" which, you have to admit, in your case is far more likely. ;)
Title: Re: Advice please
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2010, 04:16:42 PM
A gentleman  by the name of Dimple Alvarado has e mailed with an offer for something which will (allegedly) enable me to cultivate a "swollen donger".  rubschin:

Can this be genuine?

Yes, for only $49.99 he will send you two blocks of wood with a simple instruction sheet starting:

"First place your donger on one of the blocks..."
Title: Re: Advice please
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2010, 04:23:03 PM
I can undercut that price  whistle:
Title: Re: Advice please
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2010, 04:24:44 PM
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