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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 05:26:53 PM

Title: With apologies to Pirate
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 05:26:53 PM

Tourist: Can you tell me the way to Bath please?

West Country Policeman: Well, first you turn on the hot and cold taps then ...

 whistle:

Title: Re: With apologies to Pirate
Post by: GROWLER on March 21, 2010, 05:29:23 PM

Sorry. Must try harder. noooo:

1/10, and that's only because it was easy to read. whistle:

Title: Re: With apologies to Pirate
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 05:41:49 PM

Sorry but it made me smile .... perhaps I have met more West Country Policemen than you.

I found it whilst looking for a "filler" for three lines at the bottom of a page in the magazine ~ you have no idea how hard it is to find such things every month. They have to be clean enough for all ages .... nobody expect a belly laugh but they do like a joke they can "groan" at.

Title: Re: With apologies to Pirate
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 05:44:20 PM

We don't, whatever BM thinks  noooo:

Title: Re: With apologies to Pirate
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2010, 05:47:49 PM

Quote from: Snoopy on March 21, 2010, 05:41:49 PM

Sorry but it made me smile .... perhaps I have met more West Country Policemen than you.

I found it whilst looking for a "filler" for three lines at the bottom of a page in the magazine ~ you have no idea how hard it is to find such things every month. They have to be clean enough for all ages .... nobody expect a belly laugh but they do like a joke they can "groan" at.

You have my permission to print my Tourettes joke!  cloud9:

Title: Re: With apologies to Pirate
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2010, 05:48:45 PM

Yes, and we will all go and visit him in Prison  noooo: