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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: GROWLER on March 12, 2010, 03:47:26 PM
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Slowly getting bigger, hard and painful when I press it. rubschin:
Self surgery or could it just be very very extremely exceedingly late teenage spots like? cloud9:
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>>>>> Doctor. ::)
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>>>>> Doctor. ::)
Serious like? scared2:
Generally speaking like, I don't do ill OR doctors. noooo:
Bit of a splodge of teenage spot cream might help p'raps, yes? rubschin:
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>>>>> Doctor. ::)
Serious like? scared2:
Generally speaking like, I don't do ill OR doctors. noooo:
Bit of a splodge of teenage spot cream might help p'raps, yes? rubschin:
Prolly a cyst but you should get it checked. Go on you know it makes sense.
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Have you taken one of the bolts out scared2:
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Slowly getting bigger, hard and painful when I press it. rubschin:
Self surgery or could it just be very very extremely exceedingly late teenage spots like? cloud9:
rubschin: This lump on yer neck...is it yer ead happy001
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Slowly getting bigger, hard and painful when I press it. rubschin:
Self surgery or could it just be very very extremely exceedingly late teenage spots like? cloud9:
rubschin: This lump on yer neck...is it yer ead happy001
happy001
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scared2:
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Against me manly better judgement, I'm going the quacks tomorrow.
Slightly crappin' meself at the thought tbh. scared2:
It's getting bigger and now starting to hurt, presumably cus me shirt's rubbing against it.
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Against me manly better judgement, I'm going the quacks tomorrow.
Slightly crappin' meself at the thought tbh. scared2:
It's getting bigger and now starting to hurt, presumably cus me shirt's rubbing against it.
Good lad... you know it makes sense like... ;)
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Against me manly better judgement, I'm going the quacks tomorrow.
Slightly crappin' meself at the thought tbh. scared2:
It's getting bigger and now starting to hurt, presumably cus me shirt's rubbing against it.
Good lad... you know it makes sense like... ;)
Doesn't actually make sense to me tbh., as I don't actually DO ill in any shape or form.
I'm either alive and able to do everything I normally do, or I'll be dead.
None of that inbetween half measure nonsense. noooo:
Listening to the engaged tone at the quacketers commences in 1hr 45 mins. ::)
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Against me manly better judgement, I'm going the quacks tomorrow.
Slightly crappin' meself at the thought tbh. scared2:
It's getting bigger and now starting to hurt, presumably cus me shirt's rubbing against it.
Good lad... you know it makes sense like... ;)
Doesn't actually make sense to me tbh., as I don't actually DO ill in any shape or form.
I'm either alive and able to do everything I normally do, or I'll be dead.
None of that inbetween half measure nonsense. noooo:
Listening to the engaged tone at the quacketers commences in 1hr 45 mins. ::)
They can put your mind at rest about the lump is all... it is prolly nothing, just a bit of excess brain bursting out...
On the other hand, if it is something nasty it makes a mahoosive difference catching it early...
And as it is giving you some pain it needs to be fixed one way or t'other... we don't want a tetchy bear on the board now do we...?
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Against me manly better judgement, I'm going the quacks tomorrow.
Slightly crappin' meself at the thought tbh. scared2:
It's getting bigger and now starting to hurt, presumably cus me shirt's rubbing against it.
Good lad... you know it makes sense like... ;)
Doesn't actually make sense to me tbh., as I don't actually DO ill in any shape or form.
I'm either alive and able to do everything I normally do, or I'll be dead.
None of that inbetween half measure nonsense. noooo:
Listening to the engaged tone at the quacketers commences in 1hr 45 mins. ::)
They can put your mind at rest about the lump is all... it is prolly nothing, just a bit of excess brain bursting out...
On the other hand, if it is something nasty it makes a mahoosive difference catching it early...
And as it is giving you some pain it needs to be fixed one way or t'other... we don't want a tetchy bear on the board now do we...?
Oh no. noooo:
Perish the thought. eeek:
Just that a mate of mine in his 30's has just been in hossy having a mahhosive lump removed from his shoulder. Took a load of muscle out too.
Off werk for 4 weeks recuperating, and yes, it was the BIG C too. eeek:
Regular visits to the horsepickle now apparently.
Not many things in life scare me tbh, as most things in life are under your control like, but what yer boddy decides to do is out of your control.
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Against me manly better judgement, I'm going the quacks tomorrow.
Slightly crappin' meself at the thought tbh. scared2:
It's getting bigger and now starting to hurt, presumably cus me shirt's rubbing against it.
Good lad... you know it makes sense like... ;)
Doesn't actually make sense to me tbh., as I don't actually DO ill in any shape or form.
I'm either alive and able to do everything I normally do, or I'll be dead.
None of that inbetween half measure nonsense. noooo:
Listening to the engaged tone at the quacketers commences in 1hr 45 mins. ::)
They can put your mind at rest about the lump is all... it is prolly nothing, just a bit of excess brain bursting out...
On the other hand, if it is something nasty it makes a mahoosive difference catching it early...
And as it is giving you some pain it needs to be fixed one way or t'other... we don't want a tetchy bear on the board now do we...?
Oh no. noooo:
Perish the thought. eeek:
Just that a mate of mine in his 30's has just been in hossy having a mahhosive lump removed from his shoulder. Took a load of muscle out too.
Off werk for 4 weeks recuperating, and yes, it was the BIG C too. eeek:
Regular visits to the horsepickle now apparently.
Not many things in life scare me tbh, as most things in life are under your control like, but what yer boddy decides to do is out of your control.
Quite so... and you won't know 'til you see the quack...
Tis prolly just a big black head...
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Good luck Growler .....it's only a doctor
Now if it was a dentist I could quite understand your fear - that would be logical
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Good luck Growler .....it's only a doctor
Now if it was a dentist I could quite understand your fear - that would be logical
I keep 'avin' flash backs to that 'orrible day back in '96, when the quackter had that sort of puzzled 'serious look' about him, and said, I want you to go to the 'ossy for tests. eeek:
It's problee just teengae spots or summat like you sed like. happy088
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Christ on a bike! Straight through and appointment at 10:30!! eeek:
Is nobody ill at the mo? rubschin:
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They must think it's serious scared2:
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They must think it's serious scared2:
Oh you're such a bloody joy, in'it? ::)
I HAVEN'T told the receptionist what me problem is, but I'll be sure to mention your name if she asks like. Banghead
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It will be a sebaceous cyst, nothing to worry about Growler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_cyst
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It will be a sebaceous cyst, nothing to worry about Growler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_cyst
I had one of those on me back like...
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It will be a sebaceous cyst, nothing to worry about Growler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_cyst
I had one of those on me back like...
I had a mahoosive one on my ear lobe. The day before I was going to the doctor's to have it cut out, I put my crash helmet on and...well...you can probably guess noooo:
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It will be a sebaceous cyst, nothing to worry about Growler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_cyst
Doctor Moaniomondo. Thank you. cloud9:
I'll cancel me appointment now. Lafin'. happy088
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It will be a sebaceous cyst, nothing to worry about Growler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_cyst
I had one of those on me back like...
I had a mahoosive one on my ear lobe. The day before I was going to the doctor's to have it cut out, I put my crash helmet on and...well...you can probably guess noooo:
None of us noticed.
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My Late Mother had one on her wrist, years ago. The very old fashioned family GP we had said to her "Thump it with the family Bible".
Since he was visiting the house at the time (One of us kids had measles or summat) he told her to fetch the Bible, which was a big and very heavy brass bound thing, put her wrist on the table and brought the book down with a wallop on the cyst which disappeared and never returned.
Get someone to whack your neck with a cricket bat Growler. Modern doctors always want to send you to hospital for a junior doctor to use a knife on such things.
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I could help out with that angel1
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Somehow I though you'd be waiting in the wings for the opportunity lol: lol: lol:
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It will be a sebaceous cyst, nothing to worry about Growler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebaceous_cyst
I had one of those on me back like...
I had a mahoosive one on my ear lobe. The day before I was going to the doctor's to have it cut out, I put my crash helmet on and...well...you can probably guess noooo:
sick2:
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Somehow I though you'd be waiting in the wings for the opportunity lol: lol: lol:
Strangely enough like................. ::)
I'm going to go anyway. Give me the opportunity to ask about these description 'packin' in the fags tablets' while I'm there like.
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Where is he? scared2:
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He's back but clearly it's a secret 'cos he ain't saying anything.
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He's back but clearly it's a secret 'cos he ain't saying anything.
Sorry, and thanks for your concern. Been too busy ranting about the bastard roadnowerks. Angry9:
Lets get things into perspective now ey? ;)
Nowt wrong with me, just as I predicted.
It ain't the BIG C, as apparently that's not how it happens, so the quackter says like. confused:
I thought all lumps were potentially dodgy like? Shrugs:
No. It's a mere skin infection to be treated with anti biotics.
I don't actually do anti biotics or any chemical based drugs, so THAT was all a waste of time ey? ::)
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Not wasted, at all.
Too many men ignore things.
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He's back but clearly it's a secret 'cos he ain't saying anything.
Sorry, and thanks for your concern. Been too busy ranting about the bastard roadnowerks. Angry9:
Lets get things into perspective now ey? ;)
Nowt wrong with me, just as I predicted.
It ain't the BIG C, as apparently that's not how it happens, so the quackter says like. confused:
I thought all lumps were potentially dodgy like? Shrugs:
No. It's a mere skin infection to be treated with anti biotics.
I don't actually do anti biotics or any chemical based drugs, so THAT was all a waste of time ey? ::)
Thump it with a bible. whistle:
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Not wasted, at all.
Too many men ignore things.
mainly their wimmin lol:
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Nowt wrong with me, just as I predicted.
No. It's a mere skin infection to be treated with anti biotics.
I don't actually do anti biotics or any chemical based drugs, so THAT was all a waste of time ey? ::)
Good to know you are ok though cloud9:
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Not wasted, at all.
Too many men ignore things.
mainly their wimmin lol:
Ouch!
That was below the belt. eeek:
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Anywhoo............ Grizzly bears always have a lump on their necks.
SEE:
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SEE ALSO:
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.grizzlybay.org/LearnMore/HairColor/colordifferent.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.grizzlybay.org/LearnMore/HairColor/BearColorVariation.htm&usg=__zGze2JcKVFB59TYd0mnR9qQkV5E=&h=487&w=650&sz=274&hl=en&start=99&sig2=upNvOLJY0ZCc81w7RrVtSw&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=IaTCsE3wxdVqMM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=137&prev=/images%3Fq%3DGrizzly%2BBear%2Bwith%2Bhump%26start%3D90%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=_DCiS4q1NZa6jAfMpYz2CQ
Now that's what I call a link
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Anywhoo............ Grizzly bears always have a lump on their necks.
Well now you tell me. ::)
Fantastic link that btw. cloud9:
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Are blonde bears scatterbrained?
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Are blonde bears scatterbrained?
This one is for sure. ::)
Ey, forgot to rant about summat else like.
While I was there I thought I'd take the opportunity to ask for some of these tablets that help you stop the snouts like.
Someone I was talking to reckoned they were almost magical, completely quelling the desire to light up.
Even his mum who was on 40 Regal a day for 35 years packed them in within a couple of days, and that was 4 months ago.
Only available on the NH though.
So I asked the quackter to do us a scrippy like.
Oh no no no no no. noooo:
I have to join the bloody stop smoking clinic/circle first, which probably consists of sitting in a room listening to H&S advice, and listening to fellow cough and spit victims woeful tales of their experiences with the dreaded weed.
I 'very nearly politely' told her to stuff it. evil:
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Lump virtually gone now. cloud9:
Didn't even take the anti biotics either.
Sweet as a nut. cloud9: