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Title: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Bikini Girl on July 08, 2007, 12:31:50 AM: Gonna Be A Bear

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In this life I?m a woman. In my next life I?d like to come back as a bear. When you?re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you?re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you?re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) whilst you?re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you?re a moma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you?re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 08, 2007, 01:49:34 PM: And when it is all over, you make somebody a nice rug. ;)
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Nick on July 08, 2007, 01:56:24 PM: Quote
If you?re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear.

Sounds like she is half way there!
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 07:45:30 AM: I had to shave my legs at the weekend as they hadn't been on show due to the rain. Most unpleasant and required the cleaning of the bath afterwards. redface:
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Misunderstood on July 09, 2007, 08:15:20 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 07:45:30 AM
I had to shave my legs at the weekend as they hadn't been on show due to the rain. Most unpleasant and required the cleaning of the bath afterwards. redface:

eeek: What kind of person shaves - in the bath? confused:
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2007, 08:19:01 AM: I think we are prolly talking machete type activities here. Bath copes with the blood.
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2007, 08:24:04 AM: Quote from: Bouncer on July 09, 2007, 08:15:20 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 07:45:30 AM
I had to shave my legs at the weekend as they hadn't been on show due to the rain. Most unpleasant and required the cleaning of the bath afterwards. redface:

eeek: What kind of person shaves - in the bath? confused:
whistle:

Not legs obviously.
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 08:27:28 AM: I have an over the bath shower, not a walk in. ::)
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Misunderstood on July 09, 2007, 08:35:33 AM: OK! Maybe it's time I ventured out for a reality check... noooo:
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2007, 10:30:21 AM: Quote from: Bouncer on July 09, 2007, 08:35:33 AM
OK! Maybe it's time I ventured out for a reality check... noooo:
You are in for a shock. noooo:
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 09, 2007, 11:59:07 AM: Quote from: Bouncer on July 09, 2007, 08:35:33 AM
OK! Maybe it's time I ventured out for a reality check... noooo:

I hate to have to be the one to tell you but it bounced drumroll:
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Boozehag on July 09, 2007, 12:02:04 PM: Heavens above Wench, are you saying that your legs are as hairy as Bears arse? eeek:
Title: Re: With Growler in mind! Gonna Be A Bear
Post by: Misunderstood on July 09, 2007, 02:07:26 PM: Well,

I peeked.... scared2:

whacky007

I don't think I'll bother again.