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Title: Botox for brats
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2010, 09:09:38 AM
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Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

And now her teenage daughter Hannah has followed in her footsteps, becoming Britain's youngest Botox user because she doesn't want to look 'haggard' by the time she's 25.

Miss Burge told The Daily Mail she was 'thrilled' when her daughter wanted the anti-wrinkle injections ? formally named botulinum toxin, which is a muscle paralysing bacteria.

After having her first dose of injections from mum while on a family holiday in Marbella, Spain, last year, now Hannah is a regular user and is keen to have lip fillers as her next procedure.

"I had a couple of lines on my forehead and around my mouth, which I was unhappy about.  Appearance is important to me and I don't want to look haggard and ugly by the time I'm 25", Hannah said.

Although her mother is a trained aesthetic practitioner, cosmetic surgeons say that Botox should only be administered by professionals in a sterile environment.


The daughter is only 15   eeek: and is worried about looking haggard at 25  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Give me strength

As for the mother ....so injecting your child with botox at 15 ...I wonder what social services would say about that  rubschin:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2010, 09:15:58 AM
What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2010, 09:17:46 AM
Stupid woman, she needs a fat lip without the need for Botox.   Banghead
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Pirate on March 05, 2010, 09:42:24 AM
Her mum looks quiet shaggable though  eyes:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2010, 09:44:03 AM
You like / are used to wimmin making no expressions when you're shagging them then  whistle:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: tel on March 05, 2010, 10:22:11 AM
You like / are used to wimmin making no expressions when you're shagging them then  whistle:

I prefer them to be alive.  8)
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Pirate on March 05, 2010, 10:29:15 AM
I cant usually see their face
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 05, 2010, 10:36:08 AM
Well this thread didn't take long to reach bottom.
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: tel on March 05, 2010, 10:38:03 AM
Well this thread didn't take long to reach bottom.

Which position would that be?
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Pirate on March 05, 2010, 10:59:25 AM
Well this thread didn't take long to reach bottom.

Sorry, my fault  redface:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
I cant usually see their face

 shutup:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2010, 10:01:46 AM
 ...and I thought the MM having her ears pierced a couple of weeks ago was bad. Explode:

You useless empty vacant headed vain pair of twats. GET A FUCKIN' LIFE. cussing:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:03:56 AM
Have you checked her over? Is that all she had pierced?  whistle:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2010, 10:07:25 AM
Have you checked her over? Is that all she had pierced?  whistle:

Yes. Her mother went with her, approved and paid for it, pair of cabbage 'eds. Angry9:
What it got to do with you anyway? Banghead
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:08:16 AM
Only arsking! And how are you, Mr Dizzy?
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2010, 10:09:35 AM
Only arsking! And how are you, Mr Dizzy?

cabbage 'eds!  point:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2010, 10:19:44 AM
Only arsking! And how are you, Mr Dizzy?

Agitated and fairly angry, especially after reading this shite.
That 'mother'  happy001  needs executing. She HAS made the entire contents of my bladder evaporate into a great cloud of steaming piss.

How in gods name could any mother with a brain of and in ANY sort of state of dimness even passingly consider for a brief micro second having that utter utter shite done to her own flesh and blood ey, HOW, cus I'm totally bewildered as to what goes on inside some of these cretinous heads of their's, I reall am. Banghead
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 10:23:27 AM
Would you like Angeline Jolie's address?
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 06, 2010, 02:51:26 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:

Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2010, 03:58:55 PM
Would you like Angeline Jolie's address?

No, not remotely interested tbqath, and never even heard of her either.
I'm trying to OFF LOAD wimmen presently, NOT take on even more ffs!

YOU, my man,are a complete and utter utter utter masochist.

I just want a dog (with 4 legs...3 will suffice though, 1 eye, extremely snarly towards strangers, and a fluffy tail, and  doesn't answer me back and give me endless back chat and grief) that can be my best friend and appreciate my fine and exacting qualities....AND STOP YOUR BLOODY SNIGGERING TOO! cussing:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2010, 04:00:25 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:



Five hundred grand!  eeek:

Fuck me...  noooo:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 04:02:10 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:



Five hundred grand!  eeek:

Fuck me...  noooo:

How is LL?
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: GROWLER on March 06, 2010, 04:03:06 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:



Five hundred grand!  eeek:

Fuck me...  noooo:

Almost makes 2 thousand bastard quid for a rancid stinking flea ridden rug  sick2: look like a the  bargain of the century ey? Banghead
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2010, 04:35:52 PM
 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2010, 03:31:08 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:



Five hundred grand!  eeek:

Fuck me...  noooo:

We'd do it for much less....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2010, 05:17:07 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:



Five hundred grand!  eeek:

Fuck me...  noooo:

We'd do it for much less....  eveilgrin:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2010, 05:25:01 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:



Five hundred grand!  eeek:

Fuck me...  noooo:

We'd do it for much less....  eveilgrin:

 eeek:

With the sharp end of a revolving pineapple if you wish  8)
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2010, 05:28:17 PM
Sarah Burge has spent ?500,000 on surgically enhancing her breasts, cheeks, liposuction, a nose job and Botox among other procedures.

What a munter... fifty grand to look like that?  eeek:

She should have spent a few more quid and changed her surname to Barge.

You are Alastair Darling and I claim my ?5  whistle:

I've thought for a long time now that there should be the same age restriction for cosmetic surgery as their is for alcohol, apart from in cases where there is a medical or genuine psychological reason for the procedure and this just helps prove my point.  noooo:



Five hundred grand!  eeek:

Fuck me...  noooo:

We'd do it for much less....  eveilgrin:

 eeek:

With the sharp end of a revolving pineapple if you wish  8)

Whatever turns you on sweetie....  ;)
Title: Re: Botox for brats
Post by: Snoopy on March 07, 2010, 05:29:33 PM
 lol: lol: lol: