The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Anise on July 06, 2007, 10:51:32 PM
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A most interesting question posed over there by Mr Moanivator elicits the following reply from Steve Lewis Allen
"Nick was not banned, neither was Berek, Kim was though, about a year ago guess we just all got fed up with her."
So fed up as to make a call to Tone's grass hotline evil:
Yes fellow defectors, you understand me correctly. {EDITED}I assume{EDITED} It can have been none other than Steve himself who gave my name and IP details to the taxman which they then used to trace me.
I do so hope that Kiljoy Products affairs are in order eyes:
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A most interesting question posed over there by Mr Moanivator elicits the following reply from Steve Lewis Allen
"Nick was not banned, neither was Berek, Kim was though, about a year ago guess we just all got fed up with her."
So fed up as to make a call to Tone's grass hotline evil:
Yes fellow defectors, you understand me correctly. It can have been none other than Steve himself who gave my name and IP details to the taxman which they then used to trace me
I do so hope that Kiljoy Products affairs are in order eyes:
That seems a serious accusation.
No doubt you can prove it?
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A most interesting question posed over there by Mr Moanivator elicits the following reply from Steve Lewis Allen
"Nick was not banned, neither was Berek, Kim was though, about a year ago guess we just all got fed up with her."
So fed up as to make a call to Tone's grass hotline evil:
Yes fellow defectors, you understand me correctly. It can have been none other than Steve himself who gave my name and IP details to the taxman which they then used to trace me
I do so hope that Kiljoy Products affairs are in order eyes:
That seems a serious accusation.
Can you prove it?
Presumably, if we hear an almighty bang over the horizon we will be able to take that as an affirmative scared2:
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A most interesting question posed over there by Mr Moanivator elicits the following reply from Steve Lewis Allen
"Nick was not banned, neither was Berek, Kim was though, about a year ago guess we just all got fed up with her."
So fed up as to make a call to Tone's grass hotline evil:
Yes fellow defectors, you understand me correctly. It can have been none other than Steve himself who gave my name and IP details to the taxman which they then used to trace me
I do so hope that Kiljoy Products affairs are in order eyes:
That seems a serious accusation.
No doubt you can prove it?
Presumably, if we hear an almighty bang over the horizon we will be able to take that as an affirmative scared2:
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A most interesting question posed over there by Mr Moanivator elicits the following reply from Steve Lewis Allen
"Nick was not banned, neither was Berek, Kim was though, about a year ago guess we just all got fed up with her."
So fed up as to make a call to Tone's grass hotline evil:
Yes fellow defectors, you understand me correctly. It can have been none other than Steve himself who gave my name and IP details to the taxman which they then used to trace me.
I do so hope that Kiljoy Products affairs are in order eyes:
Pardon my thickness, but YOU are KIM then? eeek:
Sorry if I was supposed to know this already, but no one tells me owt around here.
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Penny only just dropped for me too
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A most interesting question posed over there by Mr Moanivator elicits the following reply from Steve Lewis Allen
"Nick was not banned, neither was Berek, Kim was though, about a year ago guess we just all got fed up with her."
So fed up as to make a call to Tone's grass hotline evil:
Yes fellow defectors, you understand me correctly. It can have been none other than Steve himself who gave my name and IP details to the taxman which they then used to trace me.
I do so hope that Kiljoy Products affairs are in order eyes:
I haven't heard any bang! So I would advise Kim to either put up or shut up about this matter.
This is the second sword cross with you and I won't be put down on this one.
Thanks to your prolific picture posting, I'm say everyone knew where you lived. At least every mod knew your IP address. So come off it.
Kim - justify it, or remove it - Today.
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How come i'm the only one who knew Anise was Kim ?.. it was obvious from the moment she called Mozo "Hymie". Personally i'm pleased to see her here.
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How come i'm the only one who knew Anise was Kim ?.. it was obvious from the moment she called Mozo "Hymie". Personally i'm pleased to see her here.
Hymie?
Oh, right. confused:
Always contributed lively debate IIRC, and didn't say owt offensive to me. noooo:
Probably because she never spoke to me on second thoughts. lol:
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How come i'm the only one who knew Anise was Kim ?.. it was obvious from the moment she called Mozo "Hymie". Personally i'm pleased to see her here.
You weren't - by a country mile - others chose not to comment on it.
I'm ready to welcome her too, if only she can behave properly.
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How come i'm the only one who knew Anise was Kim ?.. it was obvious from the moment she called Mozo "Hymie". Personally i'm pleased to see her here.
I knew and commented on it about a week ago. ::)
Obviously nobody reads my posts. sad24:
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I spotted it aswell Berek, there was the same sanctamonious (sp?) know it all smugness in some of the posts, though her spell inside may have tamed her slightly.
I remember her posting pictures of her house and newspaper articles mentioning her, how difficult would it be to identify? I believe the topless pics may have been her undoing with plods new 'fried egg recognition technology'.
Whoever it was i must say it serves her right. If you want to live outside the law tough, if you want to boast about it on any number of forums then you are neither use nor ornament...
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A most interesting question posed over there by Mr Moanivator elicits the following reply from Steve Lewis Allen
"Nick was not banned, neither was Berek, Kim was though, about a year ago guess we just all got fed up with her."
So fed up as to make a call to Tone's grass hotline evil:
Yes fellow defectors, you understand me correctly. It can have been none other than Steve himself who gave my name and IP details to the taxman which they then used to trace me.
I do so hope that Kiljoy Products affairs are in order eyes:
Watch out though Kim, the BBC ( Big Boys Club ) have bigger lawyers than us.. whistle:
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How come i'm the only one who knew Anise was Kim ?.. it was obvious from the moment she called Mozo "Hymie". Personally i'm pleased to see her here.
Obviously nobody reads my posts. sad24:
Correct. drumroll:
Bollox. Just did. Must remind myself not to in future.
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Well hello everybody, I must say I assumed the cat was already out of the bag regarding my identity. So nice to see everybody remembers l'il ole me lol:
I have amended my original statement Bouncer as of course I have nothing but circumstantial evidence. Nu Labour's confiscation agents are nothing if not scrupulously protective of their informers don't you know?
I must see if the screenshots of the private messages I received in my final hours over there have survived the taxman's interrogation of my personal computer...
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If they check mine the'll find all my ladyboy pictures.. whistle:
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Certainly not a wise thing to have written down, although hardly conclusive proof that would stand up in court. noooo:
I don't ever remember you 'braging'. A bit of bragging now and then maybe, but that hardly made you unique. ;)
My advice, which I fully expect you to ignore, would be to put it behind you and move on.
Life is too short to bear long term grudges in my opinion. surrender:
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I would simply advise living within the laws of the land. It may or may not have been anything to do with GOM but I applaud anyone who stands up to criminals - petty or not...
Anyhow, welcome Kim, we hope you bring forth some of your wit and misery...
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Well hello everybody, I must say I assumed the cat was already out of the bag regarding my identity. So nice to see everybody remembers l'il ole me lol:
I have amended my original statement Bouncer as of course I have nothing but circumstantial evidence. Nu Labour's confiscation agents are nothing if not scrupulously protective of their informers don't you know?
I must see if the screenshots of the private messages I received in my final hours over there have survived the taxman's interrogation of my personal computer...
Kim, I have always tried to be fair to everybody. You are as entitled to your opinions as anyone else but you must respect the difference between mere accusation and indictment with proof. If you can do that, we're fine.
Although, I thought you had been banned for some considerable time, not just on your countdown... confused:
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I always thought the ban was to do with the thing about fucking Gordon Brown's deAd daughter.. whistle:
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If they check mine the'll find all my ladyboy pictures.. whistle:
...and if they check mine I'll be glad to see what they find and how they did it, cus I'm bolloxed if I can find owt when I want to. evil:
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If they check mine the'll find all my ladyboy pictures.. whistle:
...and if they check mine I'll be glad to see what they find and how they did it, cus I'm bolloxed if I can find owt when I want to. evil:
Never a truer werd. ;)
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If they check mine the'll find all my ladyboy pictures.. whistle:
...and if they check mine I'll be glad to see what they find and how they did it, cus I'm bolloxed if I can find owt when I want to. evil:
Never a truer werd. ;)
Do you know DS, I mean, do you REALLY know.....WHERE TF my comprehensive music file has gone that my mate down or is it up....who knows...loaded 4 years ago. It's in here somewhere, it must be, cus I haven't deleted it....as far as i know.
Trouble with me and this heap of festering toad shite, I end up losing my rag and just press anything in sheer frustration.
Yea, I've probably deleted it without knowing. Hundreds of my favourits tunes. All gone and never to be seen or 'eard again. sad32:
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I think you can still get hold of James Last albums in Woolies.
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How come i'm the only one who knew Anise was Kim ?.. it was obvious from the moment she called Mozo "Hymie". Personally i'm pleased to see her here.
Thought you might be ... she always seemed to have had a certain charm for you.
Anyhow. Everyone is entitled to a fair go and I look forward to reading her future posts without prejudice.
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Please send Growler some of your Ukulele hits. He has lost all the downloads from last time and is urgent need of his favourite music.
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I am not sure if I should be please or disappointed, that no one even realised, or at least commented on, my being banned as well. sad24:
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Consult your lawyers. That is what Big Boys do!
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I am not sure if I should be please or disappointed, that no one even realised, or at least commented on, my being banned as well. sad24:
One of the few forums i've not been banned from tbh. eeek:
WHY? Banghead
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Do you know DS, I mean, do you REALLY know.....WHERE TF my comprehensive music file has gone that my mate down or is it up....who knows...loaded 4 years ago. It's in here somewhere, it must be, cus I haven't deleted it....as far as i know.
Trouble with me and this heap of festering toad shite, I end up losing my rag and just press anything in sheer frustration.
Yea, I've probably deleted it without knowing. Hundreds of my favourits tunes. All gone and never to be seen or 'eard again. sad32:
my documents >
my music >
tools >
folder options >
view >
highlight " show hidden files and folders " >
apply >
ok.
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Well..... I'm not sure I should mix with you reprobates. A girl has a reputation to uphold and my reputation has always been held up so to speak . ;)
So what do you have to do to get banned?
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Do you know DS, I mean, do you REALLY know.....WHERE TF my comprehensive music file has gone that my mate down or is it up....who knows...loaded 4 years ago. It's in here somewhere, it must be, cus I haven't deleted it....as far as i know.
Trouble with me and this heap of festering toad shite, I end up losing my rag and just press anything in sheer frustration.
Yea, I've probably deleted it without knowing. Hundreds of my favourits tunes. All gone and never to be seen or 'eard again. sad32:
Assuming the music you lost is MP3 then search (Start > Search > *.*.mp3 >) files and make a note of where they are.
If they are summat different then *.*.wma - or whatever - until you find them. (Files are sometimes called .mpg or .mpeg too)
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Well..... I'm not sure I should mix with you reprobates. A girl has a reputation to uphold and my reputation has always been held up so to speak . ;)
So what do you have to do to get banned?
We don't know yet. Nobody has been banned from here.
Generally, the rules of decency and manners that you would usually adhere to in a real pub apply here.
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Well..... I'm not sure I should mix with you reprobates. A girl has a reputation to uphold and my reputation has always been held up so to speak . ;)
So what do you have to do to get banned?
It is very easy. lol:
I had a bit of a disagreement with the management of the ?BBC? to use Nick?s term for that forum, regarding his insertion of a Caretaker Mod, who arrived from nowhere, and he (site owner) told me to shut up..........Well I'm a pussy cat, I don?t know how to do that?we always have to have the last word. Don?t we? whistle: Next time I tried to log in I found that I could not do so. redface: It was a fairly subtle hint to go away. surrender:
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Is that my term?
Oh, perhaps so. Plagiarism and so forth. You will be hearing from my lawyers! scared2:
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You will be hearing from my lawyers! scared2:
Bring them on; I have a very good legal team on retention. Why are you are having a quiet day? It is nice and dry and sunny here, if someone had not removed my mower, I could be out in the garden wilderness myself.
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"Working" confused:. Everybody else out ;D. Cat lunching on chicken leftovers ;D
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Next time I tried to log in I found that I could not do so. redface: It was a fairly subtle hint to go away. surrender:
I'm on me way to the BBC then to log on, IF I can remeber my password.
I'll be back shortly providing I don't get caught by the logging on police. scared2:
Wuhey!
I'm still a member and logged in successfully!
I feel all sort of....... warm and wanted now, ahhhhhh. cloud9:
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Well..... I'm not sure I should mix with you reprobates. A girl has a reputation to uphold and my reputation has always been held up so to speak . ;)
So what do you have to do to get banned?
Wouldn't it be posting material against the law of libel or incitement to violence?
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Pussy has too much mouth, I'm not allowed to slag anyone off or tell them to beat someone up, the pub lets any old layabout get away with anything anyway, decency and erm...what was it ...manners have to be strictly enforced and don't tell the taxman??? OK I think I've got it!
Tell you what I'll become a nun??? 8)
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So.....
Pussy has too much mouth, I'm not allowed to slag anyone off or tell them to beat someone up, the pub lets any old layabout get away with anything anyway, decency and erm...what was it ...manners have to be strictly enforced and don't tell the taxman??? OK I think I've got it!
Tell you what I'll become a nun??? 8)
Why is your signature bothering me? rubschin:
Kindly inform me who you are/were from the bbc or change it...please, or I'll carry on having these unpleasant thoughts. evil:
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So.....
Pussy has too much mouth, I'm not allowed to slag anyone off or tell them to beat someone up, the pub lets any old layabout get away with anything anyway, decency and erm...what was it ...manners have to be strictly enforced and don't tell the taxman??? OK I think I've got it!
Tell you what I'll become a nun??? 8)
Why is your signature bothering me? rubschin:
Kindly inform me who you are/were from the bbc or change it...please, or I'll carry on having these unpleasant thoughts. evil:
I don't know-why does my signature bother you? I like champagne, what can I say??
Apart from the obvious I don't even know what you mean by the bbc. Do you think I'm an evil pre-poster you once knew but posting undercover? eyes:
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So.....
Pussy has too much mouth, I'm not allowed to slag anyone off or tell them to beat someone up, the pub lets any old layabout get away with anything anyway, decency and erm...what was it ...manners have to be strictly enforced and don't tell the taxman??? OK I think I've got it!
Tell you what I'll become a nun??? 8)
Why is your signature bothering me? rubschin:
Kindly inform me who you are/were from the bbc or change it...please, or I'll carry on having these unpleasant thoughts. evil:
I don't know-why does my signature bother you? I like champagne, what can I say??
Apart from the obvious I don't even know what you mean by the bbc. Do you think I'm an evil pre-poster you once knew but posting undercover? eyes:
Just that I know someone else with a partiality towards champagne too, and he's NOTmy most favourite of people I can assure you. evil: It's one of the main reasons I no longer post in the bbc. He caused me a great deal of heartache for a couple of months which is particulary sad as he's alledgedly a fairly intelligent person........ alledgedly. ::)
Forget it. ;)
If you weren't part of that set up then no problems as far as I'm concerned.
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So.....
Pussy has too much mouth, I'm not allowed to slag anyone off or tell them to beat someone up, the pub lets any old layabout get away with anything anyway, decency and erm...what was it ...manners have to be strictly enforced and don't tell the taxman??? OK I think I've got it!
Tell you what I'll become a nun??? 8)
Not a nice slice Ice! Do you compliment that other tipple, Anise, or are you another illegal immigrant from an Other Place where your unacceptable behaviour brought banishment? ::)
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Pussy has too much mouth, I'm not allowed to slag anyone off or tell them to beat someone up, the pub lets any old layabout get away with anything anyway, decency and erm...what was it ...manners have to be strictly enforced and don't tell the taxman??? OK I think I've got it!
Tell you what I'll become a nun??? 8)
Why is your signature bothering me? rubschin:
Kindly inform me who you are/were from the bbc or change it...please, or I'll carry on having these unpleasant thoughts. evil:
I don't know-why does my signature bother you? I like champagne, what can I say??
Apart from the obvious I don't even know what you mean by the bbc. Do you think I'm an evil pre-poster you once knew but posting undercover? eyes:
I know I am, can't remember though if I ever had a fight with the big bad bear. Doubt it as I am very amiable. eeek:
I think. rubschin:
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Well hello everybody, I must say I assumed the cat was already out of the bag regarding my identity. So nice to see everybody remembers l'il ole me lol:
I have amended my original statement Bouncer as of course I have nothing but circumstantial evidence. Nu Labour's confiscation agents are nothing if not scrupulously protective of their informers don't you know?
I must see if the screenshots of the private messages I received in my final hours over there have survived the taxman's interrogation of my personal computer...
If Anise is indeed Kim, then I for one am glad to see her. Where the heck have you beem Kimmy?
We missed you. bom
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Pussy has too much mouth, I'm not allowed to slag anyone off or tell them to beat someone up, the pub lets any old layabout get away with anything anyway, decency and erm...what was it ...manners have to be strictly enforced and don't tell the taxman??? OK I think I've got it!
Tell you what I'll become a nun??? 8)
Not a nice slice Ice! Do you compliment that other tipple, Anise, or are you another illegal immigrant from an Other Place where your unacceptable behaviour brought banishment? ::)
Actually no I'm as pure as the driven ice. Never been banned and have absolutley no idea what everyones on about!!!
It's all very intriguing tho, been missing out on juicy forum stuff I think. cry:
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Moz, not all here are from the other place. Some people, like Madam Icey here, really and truly are new and who they say they are.
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'Cactly..... leave the other place where it is and use this place as something different. I'm one of the barred but not everyone is and they can come and go at will. Just remember where you are and all is well. Cross board conversations don't tend to work especially as there are some here who have no idea of previous relationships.
The house rules here are simple
(i) Behave as you would in a normal pub and you will be treated like a normal customer.
End of rules.
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really and truly are new and who they say they are.
I think I understand that. . . . noooo:
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Sorry Snoops. Didn't mean to cause a stir. Just a bit cynical after the pretty damned vicious unjustified (imo) obnoxious and childish in the extreme treatment I received elsewhere. You and a few of the others in here know what happened, so lets just leave it at that and hope we have NO repeat ever again.
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No Growler ~ you are right to be cautious ~ Once bitten and all that. Hopefully my pm has set your mind at rest.
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No Growler ~ you are right to be cautious ~ Once bitten and all that. Hopefully my pm has set your mind at rest.
It has. Thank you. ;)
Apologies to icy slicy for doubting your credentials. ;)
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Apologies to icy slicy for doubting your credentials. ;)
[nudge-nudge]So you have seen her 'credentials' have you. whistle:[\nudge-nudge]
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(i) Behave as you would in a normal pub and you will be treated like a normal customer.
End of rules.
does that mean I can piss in the corner ?
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Apologies to icy slicy for doubting your credentials. ;)
[nudge-nudge]So you have seen her 'credentials' have you. whistle:[\nudge-nudge]
Is he a she then, or she a she? I didn't know. eeek:
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(i) Behave as you would in a normal pub and you will be treated like a normal customer.
End of rules.
does that mean I can piss in the corner ?
Christ ~ I forgot the sort of pubs you have up there. eeek:
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Icey is female.
THERE WILL BE NO PISSING IN THE CORNER!
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
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Snoopy is on Valium ~ sorry no stiff ones possible until I'm off them again, try me later eyes:
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details
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No disrespect, but lets just leave it at that. Bitter memories that caused me more heartache than many in here realise. evil:
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details
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No disrespect, but lets just leave it at that. Bitter memories that caused me more heartache than many in here realise. evil:
OK no problem.
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Snoopy is on Valium ~ sorry no stiff ones possible until I'm off them again, try me later eyes:
eeek: lol:
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details
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No disrespect, but lets just leave it at that. Bitter memories that caused me more heartache than many in here realise. evil:
OK no problem.
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
A stiff one you say? eyes:
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
A stiff one you say? eyes:
Are you sure you can manage a stiff one in your condition or shall I ask Barlady? ;)
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
A stiff one you say? eyes:
Are you sure you can manage a stiff one in your condition or shall I ask Barlady? ;)
What are you suggesting about Barlady? eeek:
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
A stiff one you say? eyes:
Are you sure you can manage a stiff one in your condition or shall I ask Barlady? ;)
What are you suggesting about Barlady? eeek:
I told you so. eyes:
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It's all coming out now. The Small Boys are in town!! eyes:
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
A stiff one you say? eyes:
Are you sure you can manage a stiff one in your condition or shall I ask Barlady? ;)
What are you suggesting about Barlady? eeek:
That she can pour me a stiff one ::) lol:
Why what did you think I meant?
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
A stiff one you say? eyes:
Are you sure you can manage a stiff one in your condition or shall I ask Barlady? ;)
What are you suggesting about Barlady? eeek:
That she can pour me a stiff one ::) lol:
Why what did you think I meant?
I can see you need looking after. ::)
When Barman returns, should he offer to take you in the cellar to see his 'pipework', I suggest you decline.
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Thankyou yes I am female or at least was last time I looked!
Blissful ignorance means I don't care ( sad24:) if others thought me another evil poster in disguise. I would still like the full gory details once the obvious trauma has settled, more valium is needed in the bar I think. ;)
By the way Barman mines a stiff one please, I need it after all the accustations!
A stiff one you say? eyes:
Are you sure you can manage a stiff one in your condition or shall I ask Barlady? ;)
What are you suggesting about Barlady? eeek:
That she can pour me a stiff one ::) lol:
Why what did you think I meant?
I can see you need looking after. ::)
When Barman returns, should he offer to take you in the cellar to see his 'pipework', I suggest you decline.
Yes thank you DS I do need looking after. I shall definitely steer clear of barman's pipes. noooo:
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Did we ever cover NEVER accepting any offers of a sausage?
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Did we ever cover NEVER accepting any offers of a sausage?
I am sure you will be able to produce a long list of "donts", once the Heifers House section opens. ;)
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Did we ever cover NEVER accepting any offers of a sausage?
Yes I seem to remember saying something about chipolatas and Barman posting a pic of his huge sausage so the subject is well covered.
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That's fine. And NEVER be alone with DS or Nick.
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evil:
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Ahem, I smite you Ice and Slice ? you started the dirty talk and have now disparaged my good name? and the good names of my good friends Darwin and Nick? and I?m poorly? sad24:
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evil:
For different reasons. Yours being self preservation! lol:
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evil:
For different reasons. Yours being self preservation! lol:
evil:
And ...............................................?
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evil:
For different reasons. Yours being self preservation! lol:
evil:
And ...............................................?
There are various. redface:
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evil:
For different reasons. Yours being self preservation! lol:
evil:
And ...............................................?
There are various. redface:
A list if you please. evil:
For my solicitors
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Ahem, I smite you Ice and Slice ? you started the dirty talk and have now disparaged my good name? and the good names of my good friends Darwin and Nick? and I?m poorly? sad24:
No I just spoke about your big sausage pic (bad health means nothing to me - ha!!!!) but Darwin and Nick? Being a fellow scouser how could I possibly disparage Nick and DS said he would look after me so I like him too!
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DS version of looking after tends to involve looking down you top. eeek:
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DS version of looking after tends to involve looking down you top. eeek:
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Ahem, I smite you Ice and Slice ? you started the dirty talk and have now disparaged my good name? and the good names of my good friends Darwin and Nick? and I?m poorly? sad24:
No I just spoke about your big sausage pic (bad health means nothing to me - ha!!!!) but Darwin and Nick? Being a fellow scouser how could I possibly disparage Nick and DS said he would look after me so I like him too!
A Scouser you say? That?s where the bloody ashtrays have gone? cussing:
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Ahem, I smite you Ice and Slice ? you started the dirty talk and have now disparaged my good name? and the good names of my good friends Darwin and Nick? and I?m poorly? sad24:
No I just spoke about your big sausage pic (bad health means nothing to me - ha!!!!) but Darwin and Nick? Being a fellow scouser how could I possibly disparage Nick and DS said he would look after me so I like him too!
A Scouser you say? That?s where the bloody ashtrays have gone? cussing:
You mean you didn't notice the size of my handbag? Quick swipe and they're in, and thanks for the glasses by the way! ;)
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A Scouser you say? That?s where the bloody ashtrays have gone? cussing:
OI YOUS MAYTE...LIKE! evil:
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Ahem, I smite you Ice and Slice ? you started the dirty talk and have now disparaged my good name? and the good names of my good friends Darwin and Nick? and I?m poorly? sad24:
Being a fellow scouser how could I possibly disparage Nick and DS said he would look after me so I like him too!
Can I be your friend now too then...like, please. sex023
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Ahem, I smite you Ice and Slice ? you started the dirty talk and have now disparaged my good name? and the good names of my good friends Darwin and Nick? and I?m poorly? sad24:
Being a fellow scouser how could I possibly disparage Nick and DS said he would look after me so I like him too!
Can I be your friend now too then...like, please. sex023
Carm down carm down, dey do doh don't dey do - ok go on then!!!
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He has been on the Special Brew (Barman's obvoiusly). I will take him outside and call a cab....
OK
I am a Big Boy!
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Ahem, I smite you Ice and Slice ? you started the dirty talk and have now disparaged my good name? and the good names of my good friends Darwin and Nick? and I?m poorly? sad24:
Being a fellow scouser how could I possibly disparage Nick and DS said he would look after me so I like him too!
Can I be your friend now too then...like, please. sex023
Carm down carm down, dey do doh don't dey do - ok go on then!!!
Cheers gerl. cloud9:
You still live 'round here then liyke ey?
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Oh as if, I doo nut mix wif yous lot cuz yous arr commin as muck!
I 'ave a bevvy down the pub owny wif toffs!
Actually I'm very posh and don't approve of the use of common accents (said with pursed lips) - like!
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Growler has no chance.
I, on the other hand, may have..........
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Growler has no chance.
I, on the other hand, may have..........
Yes but are you viable, whats your bank balance like?
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Growler has no chance.
I, on the other hand, may have..........
Yes but are you viable, whats your bank balance like?
That's right I&S - Make sure before you start on the romance that there wil be enough pounds left in the wallet to keep you in vintage champagne once the lust has begun to wain and Mrs. Nick and The Boy are taking 60% of his wage packet with the tax man taking the rest cry:
Did you know that Mr. Nick asked me to 'marry him eeek: not less than 48 hours ago .... oh he's such a trollope! razz:
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Growler has no chance.
I, on the other hand, may have..........
Yes but are you viable, whats your bank balance like?
That's right I&S - Make sure before you start on the romance that there wil be enough pounds left in the wallet to keep you in vintage champagne once the lust has begun to wain and Mrs. Nick and The Boy are taking 60% of his wage packet with the tax man taking the rest cry:
Did you know that Mr. Nick asked me to 'marry him eeek: not less than 48 hours ago .... oh he's such a trollope! razz:
No really, I'm gutted! lol:
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Growler has no chance.
I, on the other hand, may have..........
Cheers mayte like. ::)
I may well not have a chance, but at least of got some eloquence chaaarm and decorum about me. cloud9:
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A Scouser you say? That?s where the bloody ashtrays have gone? cussing:
OI YOUS MAYTE...LIKE! evil:
Don?t get all incomprehensible ? they only stopped disappearing when you gave up the snouts? this latest crime wave has had me stumped? rubschin:
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I freely admit to sticking my head in there from time to time.
It seems to have been broken for about 24 hours, anybody know anything about it. whistle:
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I freely admit to sticking my head in there from time to time.
It seems to have been broken for about 24 hours, anybody know anything about it. whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fthedevilhacker.jpg&hash=e3c0292af86d3d3f244f3d34b806402f13ab3651)
rubschin:
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I found it out of commission yesterday .... not looked today ~ 'though I will now. whistle:
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Nope ~ still down. tunble:
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Nope ~ still down. tunble:
Werkin' from 'ere. ::)
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DS I sent you a pm.
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I can get in, no problem. OH has been in fine form recently. He really is as mad as a bottle of fish!
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Nope ~ I can't and I've tried several routes.
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OK from here now but down yesterday.
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Can't find it.
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rubschin: "Curiouser and curiouser" said Alice
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Perhaps I should send them ten English pounds towards the purchase of new equipment.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.postimage.org%2FaV1kBavS.jpg&hash=1d9fae576a71c495764a6ab3dd75186e56cf501f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV1kBavS)
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<Snigger>
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that's nuffink!
Do you see what happened at the 'other' other place? eeek:
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that's nuffink!
Do you see what happened at the 'other' other place? eeek:
What? did somebody hack in and activate a swear filter. ;)
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that's nuffink!
Do you see what happened at the 'other' other place? eeek:
What? did somebody hack in and activate a swear filter. ;)
happy001
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that's nuffink!
Do you see what happened at the 'other' other place? eeek:
No. I give up. surrender:
Wha'? ::)
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Go and look ~ I'm not broadcasting it on here.
TBF they left us alone when things went tits up .... I think we should return the compliment.
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Go and look ~ I'm not broadcasting it on here.
TBF they left us alone when things went tits up .... I think we should return the compliment.
Yea, and I notice that everything has been relatively quiet in here of late too.
Good ey? happy088
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Go and look ~ I'm not broadcasting it on here.
TBF they left us alone when things went tits up .... I think we should return the compliment.
Yea, and I notice that everything has been relatively quiet in here of late too.
Good ey? happy088
Excellent! cloud9: