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Title: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2010, 12:29:07 PM
BRITISH men spend longer getting ready to go out than women, a survey reported today, suggesting the metrosexual male has now become the norm.

The shock study of 3,000 people showed on average men dedicate 83 minutes of each day to their personal grooming, including cleansing, toning and moisturising, shaving, styling hair and choosing clothes.

In contrast, women have their beauty regime down to a fine art, and manage to get hair, clothes and make up done in just 79 minutes each day.

However, the survey, conducted for drug store Superdrug, also found men spent ?302.64 less on grooming products than women over the course of a year.


 rubschin:
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2010, 12:30:37 PM
What utter, utter bollocks if I may say so....?  whistle:
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2010, 12:39:20 PM
What he said.  noooo:

Does it say if the men involved were all gays (or "personal trainers")?
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2010, 12:40:18 PM
What he said.  noooo:

Does it say if the men involved were all gays?

 happy001
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2010, 12:40:43 PM
It calls them metrosexual males - thereby referring they care about their appearance  ( must be younger then  whistle: )
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2010, 12:43:35 PM
It calls them metrosexual males - thereby referring they care about their appearance  ( must be younger then  whistle: )

Miss D knows that it only takes me five minutes to get ready and look fantastic....  whistle:
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Snoopy on February 10, 2010, 12:44:02 PM
It takes me ten minutes to sh*t, shave and shower and a further five minutes to dress. I could reduce that time by at least three minutes if SWWLTBO would shut up and not insist on answers to her inane questions whilst I am dressing.
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2010, 12:44:39 PM
It calls them metrosexual males - thereby referring they care about their appearance  ( must be younger then  whistle: )

Miss D knows that it only takes me five minutes to get ready and look fantastic....  whistle:

Get ready for what?
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2010, 12:45:12 PM
It calls them metrosexual males - thereby referring they care about their appearance  ( must be younger then  whistle: )

Miss D knows that it only takes me five minutes to get ready and look fantastic....  whistle:

Get ready for what?

To go out of course....  ::)
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2010, 12:46:40 PM
Scrub face with Brillo pad, polish head and put on goat catching clothes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 10, 2010, 12:49:08 PM
It calls them metrosexual males - thereby referring they care about their appearance  ( must be younger then  whistle: )

Miss D knows that it only takes me five minutes to get ready and look fantastic....  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2010, 12:53:07 PM
It calls them metrosexual males - thereby referring they care about their appearance  ( must be younger then  whistle: )

Miss D knows that it only takes me five minutes to get ready and look fantastic....  whistle:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Six then Miss picky...  ::)
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Nick on February 10, 2010, 12:56:05 PM
Quote
Fantastic

Existing only in imagination; fanciful; imaginary; not real; chimerical.
Having the nature of a phantom; unreal.
Indulging the vagaries of imagination; whimsical; full of absurd fancies; capricious; as, fantastic minds; a fantastic mistress.
Resembling fantasies in irregularity, caprice, or eccentricity; irregular; oddly shaped; grotesque.
A person given to fantastic dress, manners, etc.; an eccentric person; a fop.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 10, 2010, 09:31:59 PM
Anymore than 83 seconds is being a poppinjay if you ask me
 
Title: Re: Who takes longest to get ready ?
Post by: GROWLER on February 10, 2010, 10:14:50 PM
It takes me ten minutes to sh*t, shave and shower and a further five minutes to dress. I could reduce that time by at least three minutes if SWWLTBO would shut up and not insist on answers to her inane questions whilst I am dressing.

Virtually identical in every way to me that Snoops, especially the bit about the missus not being in control of her gob. noooo: