The Virtual Pub
		Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 09, 2010, 12:19:06 PM
		
			
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				Dinner tonight is infected with poetry
 Teenage Rants is infected with idle speculation about Miss D's bonking prospects
 LL's Burfday has morphed into a discussion of Dog Stir Fry
 Growler's Cat thread is all about rodents and hedgehogs
 
 Can no one sort this out?  Banghead
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				What's this place called?
			
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				Dinner tonight is infected with poetry
 Teenage Rants is infected with idle speculation about Miss D's bonking prospects
 LL's Burfday has morphed into a discussion of Dog Stir Fry
 Growler's Cat thread is all about rodents and hedgehogs
 
 Can no one sort this out?  Banghead
 
 
 Who?  Shrugs:
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				Well not you certainly. You will only gub it  noooo:
			
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				I told you he was the one on the right
 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Freviewfix.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F11%2F244132odd-couple-posters.jpg&hash=334f3ad506f266c4ca6feda4d5d18464362bf123)
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				That you did ~ now we have proof positive.
			
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				Well not you certainly. You will only gub it  noooo:
 
 
 Nobody has played with the levers for so long I fear they'll break....  scared2:
 
 And as Uncle says - the bloody name of the place is the Off Topic!  ::)
 
 And how come you are so picky all of a sudden...?  rubschin:
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				I am in a mood  eveilgrin:
			
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				good or bad mood?
			
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				Just a mood  eveilgrin:
			
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				 scared2:
 
 Go out and indulge in some retail therapy - go and buy some loud clothes for your holiday  8)
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				 scared2:
 
 Go out and indulge in some retail therapy - go and buy some loud clothes for your holiday  8)
 
 
 I travel light  angel1
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				Ooh,Ooh - where you going?? Anywhere nice (why do people say that ? - you would choose to go some-where bad??)
 
 Need a holiday also.
 B.
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				Lanzartotty next week  eyes: eyes:
			
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				I need goss - please feel free to behave disgracefully  ;)
			
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				Only if you do  eyes:
			
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				 scared2:
 
 Go out and indulge in some retail therapy - go and buy some loud clothes for your holiday  8)
 
 
 Or a new printer!  happy001
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				Only if you do  eyes:
 
 
 Ok then that's a deal  ;)
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				 scared2:
 
 Go out and indulge in some retail therapy - go and buy some loud clothes for your holiday  8)
 
 
 Or a new printer!  happy001
 
 
 Shouldn't you be soothing LL  evil:
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				Lanzar ---where ???  Is that in Wales,like?
 B.
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				 scared2:
 
 Go out and indulge in some retail therapy - go and buy some loud clothes for your holiday  8)
 
 
 Or a new printer!  happy001
 
 
 Shouldn't you be soothing LL  evil:
 
 
 I am waiting onher them hand and broken foot!  cussing:
 
 LL: I fancy coffee and fruit cake
 SILFH: I'll get it for you
 LL: No, sit down, Barman will get it
 
 BM:  evil:
 
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				6-8 weeks you say  point: point: point: point: point:
			
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				He'll never last.  noooo:
			
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				6-8 weeks you say  point: point: point: point: point:
 
 
 So they said...
 
 I feel a patio extension coming on...  whistle:
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				Get man flu  whistle:
			
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				Get man flu  whistle:
 
 
 And who would look after me...?  rubschin:
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				BM
 Always thought that you can never do too much for a good wife     -     where the hell will you find one at this time of day?? rubschin:
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				Get man flu  whistle:
 
 
 And who would look after me...?  rubschin:
 
 
 Get a man in  ::)
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				BM
 Always thought that you can never do too much for a good wife     -     where the hell will you find one at this time of day?? rubschin:
 B.
 
 
 Could you send your Mrs. round like...?  rubschin:
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				No problemo !! Just get the stomach pumped fired up & she's good to go!! This is not sale or return, by the way  ;D
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				No problemo !! Just get the stomach pumped fired up & she's good to go!! This is not sale or return, by the way  ;D
 B.
 
 
 Don't worry, I wasn't thinking of paying you...  lol:
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				 happy001
 
 I was paying  lol:
 
 B.
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				How ironic that this thread is all over th fooking place  ::)
			
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				How ironic that this thread is all over th fooking place  ::)
 
 
 No, Ironic is that the worst thread taker-off-topicer should complain about it...  ::)
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				And how is the dog?
			
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				And how is the dog?
 
 
 Safely installed here. (http://www.dogscyprus.org/PAWS/index.php)
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				This is without doubt a stoopid question but why didn't you call them and let them collect the dog? They would have the right equipment, the experience and the transport and you would have a working wife instead of a patient.
			
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				This is without doubt a stoopid question but why didn't you call them and let them collect the dog? They would have the right equipment, the experience and the transport and you would have a working wife instead of a patient.
 
 
 We'd have all that... and the dog...  ::)
 
 There is a mahoosive problem with discarded animals here - Cypriots don't believe in Spaying or Neutering and simply discard unwanted animals in the belief that somebody else will find them and look after them. It is particularly bad in the hunting season (now) when dogs that don't perform are just left - often on the motorway. We passed eight bodies on the way to and from the airport on Sunday.
 
 So there is no chance of any of the shelters coming to collect the dog... in fact you have to almost beg them to take them off your hands at times and they are often completely full...
 
 I've seen residents borrow rental cars (with distinctive red number plates) to return dogs claiming to be tourists and flying home the next day.
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				The Korean restaurant beckons  whistle:
 
 
 
 (Sorry snoops)
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				The Korean restaurant beckons  whistle:
 
 
 
 (Sorry snoops)
 
 
 Oh I'm not bothered ~ too old and tough to be of interest to any chef.
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				Oh think more highly of yerself. WE could marinade you for the Valentine's day BBQ  angel1
 
 Anyhoo, I have some police related excitement here, so must dash
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				Oh think more highly of yerself. WE could marinade you for the Valentine's day BBQ  angel1
 
 Anyhoo, I have some police related excitement here, so must dash
 
 
 Popcorn:
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				Going back a few posts Nick, you may travel light but you seem to travel very slowly. What train company services Lanzarote ? Perhaps Morecambe is more sensible (but not more Wise) ?
 
 How is the police action ? Satisfying your uniform/violence hangups ?