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Title: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2007, 07:56:50 AM
No, not those Nigerian scammers, the sodding taxman! Surprised nobody else has mentioned this. They want powers to remove money directly from our bank accounts without a court order.

Thieving so and so s
Title: Re: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2007, 08:25:20 AM
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Are the only details they'll get from me.
Title: Re: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 08:50:32 AM
I noticed the news this morning was on about there being a hefty cock up by inland revenue meaning that 1 Million people have been paying too much tax...


I wonder if that means I can have their bank details so that I can get back any excess from them.  whistle:
Title: Re: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2007, 09:40:37 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 08:50:32 AM
I noticed the news this morning was on about there being a hefty cock up by inland revenue meaning that 1 Million people have been paying too much tax...


I wonder if that means I can have their bank details so that I can get back any excess from them.  whistle:


happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 Stupid Boy!
Title: Re: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 09:55:59 AM
I was being sarcastic oh ancient wise one  point:
Title: Re: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 06, 2007, 10:00:04 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 09:55:59 AM
I was being sarcastic oh ancient wise one  point:

I don't think he was taking the mick but...

The one million refers to people who have paid the wrong amount of tax. Both over and under.  ;)
Title: Re: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Snoopy on July 06, 2007, 10:14:39 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 09:55:59 AM
I was being sarcastic oh ancient wise one  point:

And I was being appreciative of your humour.
Title: Re: Give me your bank details!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 10:37:21 AM
 redface: I stand corrected.