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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2010, 04:24:19 PM
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Miss D's official Anti Valentine's day thread
I don't want to see any more stuffed , paper or chocolate hearts in every shop window censored:
Some silly bint was wailing into her phone this morning about how she wasn't going to have one this year ( a Valentine that is ) and how her friends kept asking her knowing this was the case, they were just trying to rub it in etc etc etc. Path of the course for a teen you may think . She must have been thirty odd if she was a day eeek:
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Killjoy.
Just think how many John Terry will get!
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Valentine...? rubschin:
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A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .
I do hope you're prepared whistle:
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Killjoy.
Just think how many John Terry will get!
lol:
I certainly wouldn't eat any chocolates he got sent scared2:
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A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .
I do hope you're prepared whistle:
Wedding anniversary too... easy to remember like... no reason to forget... redface:
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There's been a little Valentines display in our village shop for a week or so already.
cussing:
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I went to the pet shop today - even they had a mahoosive display of cards and cuddly shite... noooo:
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A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .
I do hope you're prepared whistle:
Wedding anniversary too... easy to remember like... no reason to forget... redface:
The Holy Trinity then ...best dust the wallet off whistle:
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A few days after LL's birthday BM - you know February the month of the double whammy for you .
I do hope you're prepared whistle:
Wedding anniversary too... easy to remember like... no reason to forget... redface:
The Holy Trinity then ...best dust the wallet off whistle:
Loadsa time yet...
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You wanna see the Valentine tat in Poundland.
Give that to somebody, and a slap will be the least you can expect.
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You wanna see the Valentine tat in Poundland.
Give that to somebody, and a slap will be the least you can expect.
Poundland...? rubschin:
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I once made the mistake of posting a Valentine's card to an ex . He had returned from abroad and was staying at his parents
I forgot he had the same initial as his dad redface:
His dad opened it ( thinking it was from his wife ) and it said on the front something along the lines of "On this special day I have 3 little words to tell you "
Then you opened it up and inside was very rude redface: redface: redface:
It was most definitely not from his wife
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I once made the mistake of posting a Valentine's card to an ex . He had returned from abroad and was staying at his parents
I forgot he had the same initial as his dad redface:
His dad opened it ( thinking it was from his wife ) and it said on the front something along the lines of "On this special day I have 3 little words to tell you "
Then you opened it up and inside was very rude redface: redface: redface:
It was most definitely not from his wife
You sent the card to your ex...? rubschin:
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Many moons ago, I was sent one and the ex went ballistic.
Never did find out who sent it, but think it may have been one of her sisters..
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You sent the card to your ex...? rubschin:
No, he wasn't an ex at the time you muppet doh:
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You sent the card to your ex...? rubschin:
No, he wasn't an ex at the time you muppet doh:
just straight afterwards then?
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You sent the card to your ex...? rubschin:
No, he wasn't an ex at the time you muppet doh:
But, but, but you said- evil:
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I know that's what I said but that's not necessarily what I meant now is it lol:
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Say what you mean, dear.
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You sent the card to your ex...? rubschin:
No, he wasn't an ex at the time you muppet doh:
just straight afterwards then?
Yeah - no sense of humour some people lol:
But no ...that wasn't the nail in the coffin
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I know that's what I said but that's not necessarily what I meant now is it lol:
**cough**
I once made the mistake of posting a Valentine's card to an ex . He had returned from abroad and was staying at his parents
whistle:
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Well he is an ex ......he is definitely not one of the current ones Shrugs:
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Well he is an ex ......he is definitely not one of the current ones Shrugs:
She has a hareem! eeek:
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Well he is an ex ......he is definitely not one of the current ones Shrugs:
She has a hareem! eeek:
What is the collective noun for Gigolos? rubschin:
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rubschin:
Knackered
lol:
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OMG ...I have just had another form of heart attack eeek:
There was an absolute Adonis at the gym cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Not overly puffed up
Not spending all his time looking in the mirror
Just pure, gorgeousness
Beautiful scenery sometimes makes the world a much better place whistle:
Hubba Hubba eyes: eyes: eyes:
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OMG ...I have just had another form of heart attack eeek:
There was an absolute Adonis at the gym cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Not overly puffed up
Not spending all his time looking in the mirror
Just pure, gorgeousness
Beautiful scenery sometimes makes the world a much better place whistle:
Hubba Hubba eyes: eyes: eyes:
Gay... ::)
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Prolly Shrugs:
I was only looking ....subtley ..out of the corner of my eye like whistle:
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Prolly Shrugs:
I was only looking ....subtley ..out of the corner of my eye like whistle:
What, like this >>>> Drool: Drool: Drool:
::)
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I'll take my camera phone in there next time whistle:
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I went to the pet shop today - even they had a mahoosive display of cards and cuddly shite... noooo:
Could you p'raps buy one for me and send it me rat like? whistle:
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I'll take my camera phone in there next time whistle:
Tsk! ;)
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I was in the gym this morning. Don't think anyone took my picture though. noooo:
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You never know. There might have been a pervert in there happy088
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I though I was alone!
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You are never alone with a pervert ;D razz:
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Anyways, we can all afford to buy something for Miss D. I'm sure she will be suitably impressed and grateful.
http://www.poundland.co.uk/top-tips/valentines-day/
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scared2:
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I was in the gym this morning. Don't think anyone took my picture though. noooo:
I have camera and am prepared to travel ;)
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Anyways, we can all afford to buy something for Miss D. I'm sure she will be suitably impressed and grateful.
http://www.poundland.co.uk/top-tips/valentines-day/
Ooohh you are too kind - but really I am not worth it lol:
Save your pennies .......what with the price of Youngs increasing daily you may need them whistle:
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Perfect (http://www.poundland.co.uk/product-range/a-z/bull-posing-pouch/)
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Perfect (http://www.poundland.co.uk/product-range/a-z/bull-posing-pouch/)
Bah!
They don't do XL.... whistle:
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Perfect (http://www.poundland.co.uk/product-range/a-z/bull-posing-pouch/)
Bah!
They don't do XL.... whistle:
So that's a 40 inch waist then?
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We have just received some corporate message about using The V Day and showing you have heart by donating to the Haiti Appeal Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Do the Haitians need foil wrapped chocolate hearts and suchlike? rubschin:
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So on the basis that I wasn't going to spend a penny on that stuff they will not be getting much out of me whistle:
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So on the basis that I wasn't going to spend a penny on that stuff they will not be getting much out of me whistle:
They'll be getting feck all from me... no offence... noooo:
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You could send a card
http://s5.tinypic.com/2s7b2n6.jpg (http://s5.tinypic.com/2s7b2n6.jpg)
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I shall be sending this card
http://www.telescience.asia/newsroom/ecards/2010cny/cny_2010.html razz:
(featuring one of my chum's tiger illustrations cloud9:)
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eeek: That should carry an epilepsy warning.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdlDb74TwMo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdlDb74TwMo)
razz:
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Yuk sick2:
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I have flicked on the TV whilst getting some lunch ready...
Is there no feckin channel that isn't droning on about heart shaped ravioli, champagne , chocolates, most romantic moment etc etc etc Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I've been down to the post office this morning... had to warn Andreas to expect a mahoosive delivery of cards for me in the next few days.... whistle:
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Return to sender ones whistle:
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Return to sender ones whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
cussing:
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drumroll:
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I have flicked on the TV whilst getting some lunch ready...
Is there no feckin channel that isn't droning on about heart shaped ravioli, champagne , chocolates, most romantic moment etc etc etc Banghead Banghead Banghead
The boys are watching CBBC ~ no hearts, flowers, ravioli, champagne or anything ..... just wall to wall children's drivel.
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I just got sent this lol:
http://www.pumahardchorus.com/?quid=61193823324S1118536T&gkid=84--CHZN_Uneqpubehf--CHZN_Uneqpubehf--789b619b598 (http://www.pumahardchorus.com/?quid=61193823324S1118536T&gkid=84--CHZN_Uneqpubehf--CHZN_Uneqpubehf--789b619b598)
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The deliveries at work have begun noooo:
Some poor bloke squashed in the lift with 2 hoooge bouquets and a red heart helium balloon Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I imagine your "personal trainer" is out shopping as we speak whistle:
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And by Sunday whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FlH9qi.jpg&hash=f3e20571f3975c3c51376346cc37132aae4bd4e4) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxlH9qi)
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I imagine your "personal trainer" is out shopping as we speak whistle:
I don't think so somehow whistle:
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And by Sunday whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FlH9qi.jpg&hash=f3e20571f3975c3c51376346cc37132aae4bd4e4) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxlH9qi)
Some viagra will soon sort those out
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I've been sent a card and two emails so far ;D
This year's lunar cycle makes it somewhat confusing coz they're all to do with this chap whistle:
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No cards or e-mails... yet.... sad24:
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I have received a lovely personalised card eeek:
rubschin:
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I have received a lovely personalised card eeek:
rubschin:
You haven't opened it before the big day have you...? noooo:
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No cards or e-mails... yet.... sad24:
Kung Hei Fat Choy!
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I have received a lovely personalised card eeek:
rubschin:
You haven't opened it before the big day have you...? noooo:
I didn't know what it was ...it was in an official looking large envelope redface:
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I have received a lovely personalised card eeek:
rubschin:
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Who the feck sent it ....drives me mad this stuff evil: evil: evil:
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Have you tried it for fingerprints or DNA?
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I have received a lovely personalised card eeek:
rubschin:
You haven't opened it before the big day have you...? noooo:
I didn't know what it was ...it was in an official looking large envelope redface:
Didn't it have S.W.A.L.K. on the back or 'Do not open before February 14th? rubschin:
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Is it postmarked NORWICH (snigger)
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Is it postmarked NORWICH (snigger)
Shrugs:
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We have done this before. Where is the AFFS when you need him?
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Normal postage paid ...postmark indistinguishable . No other clues
I shall send it to CSI London they will solve the puzzle in about 20 years noooo:
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We have done this before. Where is the AFFS when you need him?
I dunno... what does it mean...?
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Normal postage paid ...postmark indistinguishable . No other clues
I shall send it to CSI London they will solve the puzzle in about 20 years noooo:
rubschin:
What was the message then...? did it mention biceps and lats and stuff... or a leaky Metro...? Shrugs:
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Nope none of that ....
It is an A4 sized card with my name printed in the middle of one stick of rock and another stick of rock with the I heart you in it
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Nope none of that ....
It is an A4 sized card with my name printed in the middle of one stick of rock and another stick of rock with the I heart you in it
Rock Hard Rod! eeek:
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My thoughts exactly. eeek:
Any batteries in there too? eeek:
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A4 indicates a big spender too.... happy088
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No nothing in it
The Brat is disgusted by it lol: lol: lol:
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Only cos she has none apart from spotty smelly 14 year olds point:
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No nothing in it
The Brat is disgusted by it lol: lol: lol:
happy001
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Is it postmarked NORWICH (snigger)
Shrugs:
Nick Observes RailWays In Cake Hallucinations
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::)
Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home
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::)
Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home
Really?
Who would have thought that?
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Not BM happy001
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I am pure of mind... angel1
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Or absent of one whistle:
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evil:
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A primary school in Weston-super-Mare has been criticised for banning Valentine cards to save pupils the "emotional trauma" of being rejected.
One pupil's mother said: "I think it's outrageous. They're just children. Why spoil their fun?"
The woman, whose son attends the school, said: "It's comical really. I couldn't believe it when I saw the newsletter.
"My son is six and he's had a little girlfriend since nursery. They say they're going to get married, but we don't read anything into it."
Mr Turner said in the newsletter that children get upset when they are "dumped" which interrupts their learning.
He said children should wait until they are mature enough emotionally and socially to understand the commitment in having a boyfriend or girlfriend.
noooo: noooo: noooo:
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A primary school in Weston-super-Mare has been criticised for banning Valentine cards to save pupils the "emotional trauma" of being rejected.
One pupil's mother said: "I think it's outrageous. They're just children. Why spoil their fun?"
The woman, whose son attends the school, said: "It's comical really. I couldn't believe it when I saw the newsletter.
"My son is six and he's had a little girlfriend since nursery. They say they're going to get married, but we don't read anything into it."
Mr Turner said in the newsletter that children get upset when they are "dumped" which interrupts their learning.
He said children should wait until they are mature enough emotionally and socially to understand the commitment in having a boyfriend or girlfriend.
noooo: noooo: noooo:
perhaps you should send that card back like...? rubschin:
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What, all the way to Cyprus? whistle:
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lol:
Not sent from abroad though - very British postmark rubschin:
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??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUIgA4Cmu5A&feature=youtube_gdata
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lol: lol: lol:
Most excellent
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Nuffink... not one card... sad24:
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I am sure LL got lots cloud9:
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The day is still young BM - LL might be planning a lovely surprise for you whistle:
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A new collar and lead?
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The day is still young BM - LL might be planning a lovely surprise for you whistle:
noooo:
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Patience dear man noooo:
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eeek:
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One for Growler lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffeministing.com%2FimageStorage%2Frevmeup.jpg&hash=4a3b797926726b72c34a5ffbf34e0c517c7ca277)
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You can't see the car properly noooo:
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For DS lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ironicsans.com%2Fimages%2Fvalentine-darwin.gif&hash=8328ef9973179a4b84c7d10a91c058bce1042711)
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For BM lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AV2TyKDBnmBkMMM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.moonbattery.com%2Fal_gore_valentine.jpg&hash=2c9f3b0359fa01d144f92855ca3fec2f06cc4edd)
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For JOM and Pirate
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi180.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx191%2FWonerWoman%2Fhappy-valentines-day-sexy-1.jpg&hash=378ac218cd3b30485a3fb5908bfc8e48e7773a7e)
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For Grumpmeister
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geeknews.net%2Fimages%2F2008%2F02%2F6-my-sweet-valentine.jpg&hash=b81b173cbc892afc600e3af5fbcd8e469d83370e)
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Will this never end? surrender:
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Nope
For Pastis lol:
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For BM lol:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft2.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AV2TyKDBnmBkMMM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.moonbattery.com%2Fal_gore_valentine.jpg&hash=2c9f3b0359fa01d144f92855ca3fec2f06cc4edd)
evil:
I want one with a bird on it like! cussing:
No, not the bloody feathered variety either... ::)
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Who is that one for...? rubschin:
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For Nick lol:
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For Uncle M
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.doobybrain.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F02%2Ffloating-in-space-valentine.jpg&hash=bc1d9992a1b016fb2489a24fc819f52c1c0f20fa)
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You're a bit of a floozy aren't you...? noooo:
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I spect her front door will be jammed when she gets home noooo:
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For TMR and Tel
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Why bother ruining the picture with anything else whistle:
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For TG and Mrs TG
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fneatorama.cachefly.net%2Fimages%2F2008-02%2Fwii-belong-together-valentine.jpg&hash=5834ecbcb253e0a61cba4b673afd694782eb3e07)
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My postbox is empty too. sad32:
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For BM lol:
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evil:
I want one with a bird on it like! cussing:
No, not the bloody feathered variety either... ::)
Some people are so bloody ungrateful noooo:
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To Miss D
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Guess who
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For TMR and Tel
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bento.com%2Fpix%2Fbrews%2Fbrews66d.jpg&hash=3e914ae869a105dbb46eb3f7d9202bcf05c39dc4)
Why bother ruining the picture with anything else whistle:
Young's Oatmeal Stout Drool: Drool: Drool:
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And...?
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It's a gentleman's patent silver plated Valentine's ball scratcher ::)
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Do they come in larger sizes? whistle:
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Buy a pitchfork ::)
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It's a gentleman's patent silver plated Valentine's ball scratcher ::)
Is that what Katie send you...? lol:
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Now you are talking like a foreigner noooo:
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Now you are talking like a foreigner noooo:
Catching it is.... scared2:
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One for uncle
http://blogs.zooniverse.org/galaxyzoo/2010/02/14/happyvalentinesday/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+GalaxyZooBlog+(Galaxy+Zoo+Blog)&utm_content=Google+UK (http://blogs.zooniverse.org/galaxyzoo/2010/02/14/happyvalentinesday/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+GalaxyZooBlog+(Galaxy+Zoo+Blog)&utm_content=Google+UK)
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Wake me when it's over.
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For TMR and Tel
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Why bother ruining the picture with anything else whistle:
So thoughtful
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Is that not what you wanted then ? scared2:
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Is that not what you wanted then ? scared2:
Bottled/tinned beer gives me hiccups, and I can hiccup for a very long time!
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Can we close this thread then, I got precisely zero... as usual... evil:
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I found a bunch of flowers on my doorstep. rubschin:
Maybe someone's cat died there or summat?
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eyes: eyes: eyes:
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eyes: eyes: eyes:
You put the flowers there? eeek:
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Yes ...I just went to Somerset so I could have an alibi whistle:
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Can we close this thread then, I got precisely zero... as usual... evil:
Don't fret oh Bar Man. I've only ever recieved a poxy valentine once in me entire life, and I still to this day suspect that it was from me mum when I was 11. ::)
It's a load of old bollox anyway, problee invented by the Yanks. Shite normally is.
Any'ow, if you fancy someone, just come out and tell them straight like, no messin about with stupid cards and daft messages of sloppy crap. noooo:
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I found a bunch of flowers on my doorstep. rubschin:
Maybe someone's cat died there or summat?
More likely they know you are an accident waiting to happen.
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Can we close this thread then, I got precisely zero... as usual... evil:
Don't fret oh Bar Man. I've only ever recieved a poxy valentine once in me entire life, and I still to this day suspect that it was from me mum when I was 11. ::)
It's a load of old bollox anyway, problee invented by the Yanks. Shite normally is.
Any'ow, if you fancy someone, just come out and tell them straight like, no messin about with stupid cards and daft messages of sloppy crap. noooo:
The old Growler Neanderthal seduction technique eh?
I thought you bravely left notes on gerls' windscreens, like
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I blame Chaucer ~ all that birds finding their mates on Valentine's day rubbish ~ that was the start of it all.
After that turn your ire on Hallmark Cards who continue to perpetuate the crap.
And speaking of Chaucer .............................. But that's another rant that I shall save for another thread.
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A rant about Chaucer? eeek:
Fook me, we are getting all intere interll brainy
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Time to revive?
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Time to revive?
Do you mean defibrilate?
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I found a bunch of flowers on my doorstep. rubschin:
Maybe someone's cat died there or summat?
More likely they know you are an accident waiting to happen.
Umm rubschin: mourning in advance I think this idea has legs...Mournulike? Mournopoly? Mournpoon? I am off to find some trademarks.
The Mournpoon TM can cause the death of someone you dislike and Mournulike TM can deliver the flowers to the death scene. Mournopoly TM is the spin off game, where each player has to discover by detection, deduction and guesswork who did what where, how and why.
I have it sussed chaps by this time next year I will be a millionaire. cloud9:
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Mournopoly? Is that like Cluedo?
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More like Cluedopoly only much much betterer and far more interlecturwal.
Double six BTW.
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I nearly
kicked over bumped into a whole display of this stuff earlier today eveilgrin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.handbag.com%2Fcm%2Fhandbaguk%2Fimages%2FWZ%2For_331d5e38126536439411733.jpg&hash=fe9ef6889f5ebb57435c94163c63620152e91ab6)
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I nearly kicked over bumped into a whole display of this stuff earlier today eveilgrin:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.handbag.com%2Fcm%2Fhandbaguk%2Fimages%2FWZ%2For_331d5e38126536439411733.jpg&hash=fe9ef6889f5ebb57435c94163c63620152e91ab6)
Oh good grief. sick2:
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Pop over here and I will give you one
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Time to revive?
Do you mean defibrilate?
drumroll: lol:
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Pop over here and I will give you one
It's a very kind offer and I thank you for it but at my age I don't 'pop' anywhere. My days of 'popping out' are long gone. sad24:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1354354/The-50s-having-time-love-lives.html
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Have I got to wait til I'm 50 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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It's not that long angel1
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Have I got to wait til I'm 50 eeek: eeek: eeek:
You'll know what you are doing by then. ;D
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Have I got to wait til I'm 50 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Not long now! point:
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7 years of nothingness then noooo:
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7 years of nothingness then noooo:
Aaahhh... it will fly by! happy100
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7 years of nothingness then noooo:
Aaahhh... it will fly by! happy100
BM never even noticed. 8)
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lol:
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I didn't... 40 to 50 like that [clicks fingers].... sad24:
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I didn't... 40 to 50 like that [clicks fingers].... sad24:
See also 50-60.
By then your fingers will click individually. surrender:
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I didn't... 40 to 50 like that [clicks fingers].... sad24:
See also 50-60.
By then your fingers will click individually. surrender:
lol:
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7 years of nothingness then noooo:
7 years of preparation
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355414/Valentines-Day-gift-ideas-Heart-shaped-cucumbers-sale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355414/Valentines-Day-gift-ideas-Heart-shaped-cucumbers-sale.html)
shutup:
Maybe DS could do something involving a turnip rubschin:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355414/Valentines-Day-gift-ideas-Heart-shaped-cucumbers-sale.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1355414/Valentines-Day-gift-ideas-Heart-shaped-cucumbers-sale.html)
shutup:
Maybe DS could do something involving a turnip rubschin:
I thought he did that last year ?
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They all ended up in A&E noooo:
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happy001 happy001
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They all ended up in A&E noooo:
Not all.
Some ended up before a magistrate, fortunately a relative and Lodge member. .
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why do Hallmark sell PACKS of valentine cards ................. rubschin: