The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 05, 2007, 04:33:09 PM
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For my sins (and in order to both earn a crust and stop myself going round the twist with boredom) I drive school minibuses for a living.
One of the good things about this job (about the only one!) is the opportunity to ogle the MILFs at the schools.
I have to say that lately, though, I have been noticing a new variety. The MILF - ISWSFF.
These seem to abound in plenty - usually wearing 7/10ths of sod all, showing mid-riff etc.
Now on a MILF that's usually a good thing but on these - no way.
By the way, the acronym's second part stands for If She Wasn't So Fork-bending Fat.
If you look beyond the sheer scale of the munters, then they could be reasonably attractive, nice features etc. but they've just consumed too, too many burgers. Pity really, 'cos it reduces the numbers of nice fit MILFs that are there.
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eeek:
I'm fast developing acronymophobia
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I seem to be stuck in a loop concerning "Mother's-In-Law-From......." and I don't suppose that's right noooo:
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I seem to be stuck in a loop concerning "Mother's-In-Law-From......." and I don't suppose that's right noooo:
Mums I'd Like to F*ck ::)
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oh! redface:
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There are only three at The Boy's current school who fall into the MILF category. Well I say his present school....
They expelled him! eeek:
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Nooooooo!!!
Have to say the MILF count at Mr Wench's school is rather high. I had custody of another teacher's BF at the Summer Faire, he didn't know where to look! eeek:
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shocked003 Didnt realise you were in one of 'those' relationships Wenchy. That's just shattered my image of you.
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And how does she know there is a high milf count? Bisexuality is spreading through the board like a rash. Pass the yoghurt, quick
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Good grief. ::)
I know there is a high MILF count because I have been told by other boys.
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Good grief. ::)
I know there is a high MILF count because I have been told by other boys.
Excessive protestation?
rubschin:
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I had the pleasure of meeting a MILF yesterday evening.
My boy went to a friend's home after school so I had to collect him on the way home from the station. When I went to the house the door was opened by a true vision of loveliness. Attractive, blonde and slim. Spent a very happy 10 minutes chatting while waiting for my son to get ready to go.
I had a spring in my step all the way home. cloud9:
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I am sure you left something behind, you had better pop round again today and have a jolly good look for it
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I had a "spring in my step" all the way home.
That can be very embarassing can't it. redface:
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I am sure you left something behind, you had better pop round again today and have a jolly good look for it
Good plan eyes:
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eeek:
I'm fast developing acronymophobia
My GP gave me some stuff for that. It really cured that embarrassing scratching