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Title: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: GROWLER on January 29, 2010, 09:20:12 AM
Can't believe we haven't already ranted about this one, as it's been going on and getting werse for several years now.
Look you bone idle twats, get at least half dressed before coming out to buy your 10 L&B (silver) 1 pint of milk and a small bag of Maltesers, as you are doing my bladder in.  cussing:

Whilst doing the weekly shop at the Asda last saturday morning, this scruffy looking arsewipe with a scruffy beard and carrying a basket, strolled past me wearing just his ferkin' slippers and with NO socks on either! sick2:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/01/29/tesco-bans-people-shopping-in-pyjamas-115875-22003098/

Good on you Tesco. happy088
 We need someone to start making a stand against this lousy shitty society of ours, and this will do for starters.
Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2010, 01:35:12 PM
A simple uniform like that will make them easy to spot and put against the wall when cleansing time is here.  evil:
Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: beerhead on January 30, 2010, 06:27:13 PM
A simple uniform or a uniform for the simple ?

Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 30, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
A simple uniform or a uniform for the simple ?



Either really
Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 31, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
TESCO'S ban on shoppers in jim jams was exposed as a sham yesterday - after customers pointed out its ads show Martin Clunes buying milk in his pyjamas.

The Men Behaving Badly star, 48, is seen dashing into a store in striped PJs during a camping trip in the 2007 telly ads.

One mum said: "Why is it OK for posh Mr Clunes, but not for normal people like us?"

Tesco spokesman David Nieberg said the telly commercial was not meant to reflect real life. He added: "We do appreciate the irony.

"But another ad shows a shopper getting picked up in a hot air balloon - and we do not provide parking facilities for balloons."


Excellent  lol:

Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: beerhead on January 31, 2010, 11:49:11 AM
If you think Tesco's are bad, try this lot:

www.peopleofwalmart.com (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com)
Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2010, 12:00:00 PM
TESCO'S ban on shoppers in jim jams was exposed as a sham yesterday - after customers pointed out its ads show Martin Clunes buying milk in his pyjamas.

The Men Behaving Badly star, 48, is seen dashing into a store in striped PJs during a camping trip in the 2007 telly ads.

One mum said: "Why is it OK for posh Mr Clunes, but not for normal people like us?"

Tesco spokesman David Nieberg said the telly commercial was not meant to reflect real life. He added: "We do appreciate the irony.

"But another ad shows a shopper getting picked up in a hot air balloon - and we do not provide parking facilities for balloons."


Excellent  lol:



Excellent!  happ096

Unfortunately tho, 'One mum' probably doesn't know what irony means...  noooo:
Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2010, 12:05:09 PM
Quite. She prolly regards it as normal to wear pyjamas while out shopping  noooo:
Title: Re: 'Jarma wearing shoppers.
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2010, 01:40:04 PM
TESCO'S ban on shoppers in jim jams was exposed as a sham yesterday - after customers pointed out its ads show Martin Clunes buying milk in his pyjamas.

The Men Behaving Badly star, 48, is seen dashing into a store in striped PJs during a camping trip in the 2007 telly ads.

One mum said: "Why is it OK for posh Mr Clunes, but not for normal people like us?"

Tesco spokesman David Nieberg said the telly commercial was not meant to reflect real life. He added: "We do appreciate the irony.

"But another ad shows a shopper getting picked up in a hot air balloon - and we do not provide parking facilities for balloons."


Excellent  lol:



Excellent!  happ096

Unfortunately tho, 'One mum' probably doesn't know what irony means...  noooo:

Of course she does ~ she knows it's how you gets yer clothes flat wiv no creases in 'em .... innit.