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Title: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 08:41:47 AM
I am on a two day training course - today being the last day  sleep021

It is eternally and death defyingly boring  evil:

Not helped by the wanker ratio  Banghead

There is one particular individual , who if he makes it through today, should count himself as extremely lucky. He is the most jumped up , arrogant, pretentious prick I have met in a long time.

He turned up yesterday in a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt - primrose yellow , short sleeves of course. He rates himself as a bit of looker, which when he was born may have been the case but 30 odd years on and the over inflation of his ego has severely affected his warped reality.

For the whole day yesterday he had the collar of his Polo shirt turned . If his precious little neck was cold then put a feckin jumper on . Would have been preferrable anyway as the nipples from his man  boobs were proving an equally disgusterous distraction.

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Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2010, 08:48:34 AM
Bad and wrong...  noooo:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 08:51:01 AM
What makes you think I just don't like him and am finding all sorts of reasons to justify myself  whistle:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Pirate on January 28, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 09:14:28 AM
What makes you think I just don't like him and am finding all sorts of reasons to justify myself  whistle:
rubschin:

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Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 09:21:46 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



But then I presume you are out in the cold and not sat in  an office all day  rubschin:

and I don't dislike you  ;)
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 09:23:08 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



How big are your man boobs though?
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:31:15 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2010, 09:38:26 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 09:57:29 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?

just a short sleeved shirt

 ::)
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 09:59:55 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?

just a short sleeved shirt

 ::)

Oh, I thought that was the dog like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: GROWLER on January 28, 2010, 10:17:05 AM
I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)



Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.

Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::)  but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.

What was he wearing...?  rubschin:

You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?

just a short sleeved shirt

 ::)

Oh, I thought that was the dog like...  whistle:

You're just being silly now aren't you?

Bad grammar on my behalf, ok?  redface:
I don't think I do that bad for someone with as good as no academic qualificatrions, do you?  Shrugs:
8 CSE's and 1 GCE...if you know what I'm talkin' about like. ::)
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2010, 10:40:20 AM
Collar up went out about 40 years ago ~ I suspect Elvis P was to blame for the fashion and it died when he stopped wearing his shirt collars turned up in his films.
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Anyone who turns his shirt collar up nowadays is either a tosser or Harry Hill ~ Come to think of it that's the same thing really.
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 11:05:36 AM
Today we have a pale pink polo shirt on ...collars turned up. He looks like a friggin carnation  ::)
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 01:34:56 PM
Today we have a pale pink polo shirt on ...collars turned up. He looks like a friggin carnation  ::)

We?

Are you sharing?
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2010, 01:36:59 PM
Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2010, 02:08:48 PM
Clearly Gay ~ Nothing wrong with that as far as I am concerned but perhaps you will now view him in a different light.
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 02:19:53 PM
Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.

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Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 02:48:49 PM
Clearly Gay ~ Nothing wrong with that as far as I am concerned but perhaps you will now view him in a different light.

That's the thing he is not gay   noooo:

Thinks he is god's gift though ::)

Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2010, 02:55:39 PM
Clearly Gay ~ Nothing wrong with that as far as I am concerned but perhaps you will now view him in a different light.

That's the thing he is not gay   noooo:

Thinks he is god's gift though ::)



Trust me on this one ~ show him a well turned matelot's ankle and he'll be gagging for it.
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 02:58:56 PM
I know what you're saying Snoops - but I promise you on this one this is not the case. Knowing the bloke for a few years although never actually working with him he is just a Grade A prize plank  ::)
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2010, 03:00:27 PM
I know what you're saying Snoops - but I promise you on this one this is not the case. Knowing the bloke for a few years although never actually working with him he is just a Grade A prize plank  ::)

I really can't see romance blossoming here.  noooo:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2010, 03:03:33 PM
Perhaps he just has an unsightly boil on his neck
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Doncha just want to burst that!
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: beerhead on January 28, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
He isn't a Rupert is he ?
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: GROWLER on January 29, 2010, 08:57:41 AM
Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.

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Very uncanny similarities to my Mini Moose there. eeek:
Where'd you get that piccy from then DS? rubschin:

Just the one of them of course. I know what you lot are like.
One has to cover ones back one does.::)
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2010, 01:37:01 PM
Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3236%2F2938796990_0cc1a04520_o.jpg&hash=2ea5d5f1f49ebcb5f461f7d64d2548b4b4245d6d)

Very uncanny similarities to my Mini Moose there. eeek:
Where'd you get that piccy from then DS? rubschin:

Just the one of them of course. I know what you lot are like.
One has to cover ones back one does.::)

Googled images "two in tee shirt" or similar.

It is on Flickr it says
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 04:20:04 PM
One on left does look like Mini Moose tis true  rubschin:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2010, 05:10:26 PM
Is that one of Growler's T-shirts then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 05:14:09 PM
Nah, would be too tight on him  noooo:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: GROWLER on January 29, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
Is that one of Growler's T-shirts then  rubschin:

What's 'the bearded mouse' been saying about my size then ey rubschin: or are you just being presumptious?  evil:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Pastis on January 29, 2010, 05:15:27 PM
Out of respect for this thread I'm wearing both the collar of my polo shirt and fleece UP today... mostly coz it's brrr cold  lol:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: GROWLER on January 29, 2010, 05:18:19 PM
Nah, would be too tight on him  noooo:

Hilarious.  Finger:

Haven't you got better things to do other than hurling personal insults, you know, like texting everyone to inform us all  that you are in fact a plank?
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 05:40:30 PM
You will always have a place in my shed
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2010, 06:16:38 PM
You will always have a place in my shed

Under the floorboards like?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Nick on January 29, 2010, 06:20:06 PM
She is very welcome here. Growler and I can entertain her  angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 29, 2010, 07:06:59 PM
Laurel and Hardy comes to mind.
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2010, 07:56:22 PM
Trust me ~ I have met them both
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Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Pirate on January 29, 2010, 08:15:18 PM
Growler on the left, Nick on the right
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 29, 2010, 08:18:18 PM
That's the way I see it.
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 30, 2010, 08:19:02 AM
My, an unheated , unfurnished shed ; with no Tv and only Nick and Growler for company - sounds like I've won a competition    whistle:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2010, 08:23:53 AM
The one on the left does indeed look very like Growler  angel1
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2010, 12:42:41 PM
The one on the right is very good at housework, cooking and stuff. Pedantic about things like apostrophes too  lol:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2010, 12:47:56 PM
And looks nothing like me
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2010, 12:53:14 PM
Let's be honest ~ Nothing looks like you ......................


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Except perhaps

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Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Nick on January 30, 2010, 12:55:11 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Why have your collar up
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2010, 12:56:00 PM
 happy100