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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2010, 08:41:47 AM
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I am on a two day training course - today being the last day sleep021
It is eternally and death defyingly boring evil:
Not helped by the wanker ratio Banghead
There is one particular individual , who if he makes it through today, should count himself as extremely lucky. He is the most jumped up , arrogant, pretentious prick I have met in a long time.
He turned up yesterday in a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt - primrose yellow , short sleeves of course. He rates himself as a bit of looker, which when he was born may have been the case but 30 odd years on and the over inflation of his ego has severely affected his warped reality.
For the whole day yesterday he had the collar of his Polo shirt turned . If his precious little neck was cold then put a feckin jumper on . Would have been preferrable anyway as the nipples from his man boobs were proving an equally disgusterous distraction.
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Bad and wrong... noooo:
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What makes you think I just don't like him and am finding all sorts of reasons to justify myself whistle:
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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What makes you think I just don't like him and am finding all sorts of reasons to justify myself whistle:
rubschin:
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
But then I presume you are out in the cold and not sat in an office all day rubschin:
and I don't dislike you ;)
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
How big are your man boobs though?
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.
Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::) but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.
Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::) but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.
What was he wearing...? rubschin:
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.
Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::) but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.
What was he wearing...? rubschin:
You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?
just a short sleeved shirt
::)
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point:
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.
Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::) but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.
What was he wearing...? rubschin:
You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?
just a short sleeved shirt
::)
Oh, I thought that was the dog like... whistle:
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I wear black short sleeve polo shirts. In fact all my shirts are short sleeved. Wear the collar up on my work jacket too (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-basic%2Ftongue.gif&hash=b406c2512d058666b11ec6313ef6c68335ade1fb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Similar to me that Pirate. Have to wear fleecy stuff on top though as I werk outside generally speaking.
Some great male COCK strolled past Growler Towers on Monday evening whilst I was outside wrapped up in me fury stuff having a fag. cloud9:
Temperature hovering around +1, and he strolls past with his dog wearing just a short sleeved shirt.
Well 'ard obviously, ::) but well soft in the 'ed. Tosser.
What was he wearing...? rubschin:
You deaf or in need of specsavers you dozy old duffer?
just a short sleeved shirt
::)
Oh, I thought that was the dog like... whistle:
You're just being silly now aren't you?
Bad grammar on my behalf, ok? redface:
I don't think I do that bad for someone with as good as no academic qualificatrions, do you? Shrugs:
8 CSE's and 1 GCE...if you know what I'm talkin' about like. ::)
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Collar up went out about 40 years ago ~ I suspect Elvis P was to blame for the fashion and it died when he stopped wearing his shirt collars turned up in his films.
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Anyone who turns his shirt collar up nowadays is either a tosser or Harry Hill ~ Come to think of it that's the same thing really.
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Today we have a pale pink polo shirt on ...collars turned up. He looks like a friggin carnation ::)
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Today we have a pale pink polo shirt on ...collars turned up. He looks like a friggin carnation ::)
We?
Are you sharing?
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Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.
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Clearly Gay ~ Nothing wrong with that as far as I am concerned but perhaps you will now view him in a different light.
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Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.
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Clearly Gay ~ Nothing wrong with that as far as I am concerned but perhaps you will now view him in a different light.
That's the thing he is not gay noooo:
Thinks he is god's gift though ::)
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Clearly Gay ~ Nothing wrong with that as far as I am concerned but perhaps you will now view him in a different light.
That's the thing he is not gay noooo:
Thinks he is god's gift though ::)
Trust me on this one ~ show him a well turned matelot's ankle and he'll be gagging for it.
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I know what you're saying Snoops - but I promise you on this one this is not the case. Knowing the bloke for a few years although never actually working with him he is just a Grade A prize plank ::)
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I know what you're saying Snoops - but I promise you on this one this is not the case. Knowing the bloke for a few years although never actually working with him he is just a Grade A prize plank ::)
I really can't see romance blossoming here. noooo:
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Perhaps he just has an unsightly boil on his neck
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Doncha just want to burst that!
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He isn't a Rupert is he ?
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Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.
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Very uncanny similarities to my Mini Moose there. eeek:
Where'd you get that piccy from then DS? rubschin:
Just the one of them of course. I know what you lot are like.
One has to cover ones back one does.::)
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Perhaps it's part of the training uniform. Instill a bit of team spirit as it were.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3236%2F2938796990_0cc1a04520_o.jpg&hash=2ea5d5f1f49ebcb5f461f7d64d2548b4b4245d6d)
Very uncanny similarities to my Mini Moose there. eeek:
Where'd you get that piccy from then DS? rubschin:
Just the one of them of course. I know what you lot are like.
One has to cover ones back one does.::)
Googled images "two in tee shirt" or similar.
It is on Flickr it says
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One on left does look like Mini Moose tis true rubschin:
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Is that one of Growler's T-shirts then rubschin:
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Nah, would be too tight on him noooo:
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Is that one of Growler's T-shirts then rubschin:
What's 'the bearded mouse' been saying about my size then ey rubschin: or are you just being presumptious? evil:
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Out of respect for this thread I'm wearing both the collar of my polo shirt and fleece UP today... mostly coz it's brrr cold lol:
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Nah, would be too tight on him noooo:
Hilarious. Finger:
Haven't you got better things to do other than hurling personal insults, you know, like texting everyone to inform us all that you are in fact a plank?
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You will always have a place in my shed
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You will always have a place in my shed
Under the floorboards like? eveilgrin:
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She is very welcome here. Growler and I can entertain her angel1 angel1
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Laurel and Hardy comes to mind.
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Trust me ~ I have met them both
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Growler on the left, Nick on the right
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That's the way I see it.
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My, an unheated , unfurnished shed ; with no Tv and only Nick and Growler for company - sounds like I've won a competition whistle:
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The one on the left does indeed look very like Growler angel1
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The one on the right is very good at housework, cooking and stuff. Pedantic about things like apostrophes too lol:
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And looks nothing like me
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Let's be honest ~ Nothing looks like you ......................
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Except perhaps
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sad32:
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