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Title: Paper Clips
Post by: Pirate on January 23, 2010, 07:52:38 PM
I seem to be overun with paper clips.

I started with a small box in 2003, but now I have millions of the bloody things.

Do they self breed when you are not looking? Same thing with wire coat hangers. You put one in your wardrobe and then when you go back there are 10 of them...spooky
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2010, 10:36:43 PM
I am short of paper clips but over run with ballpoints. Can we do a swop?
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: GROWLER on January 23, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
I am short of paper clips but over run with ballpoints. Can we do a swop?

Swap you some pens for some red lazzies like?
Got a bloody draw the size of P.O.sorting office full of 'em 'ere. ::)



 rubschin: mmmm, wonder if I could add 'em to me stock list and sell them back to the P.O.?
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 24, 2010, 08:38:32 AM
I am paper clip deficient  sad24:

I could swap for staples .....millions of the bloody things ....different sizes but the one thing you can always guarantee is that the stapler will have none in when you come to use it  Banghead
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: GROWLER on January 24, 2010, 08:42:59 AM
I am paper clip deficient  sad24:

I could swap for staples .....millions of the bloody things ....different sizes but the one thing you can always guarantee is that the stapler will have none in when you come to use it  Banghead

I still have loads that I nicked from my British Gas days back in the 70/80's.

If you could find me some tippex and a few red felt tip pens I could do a swappsy with you. happy088
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2010, 10:54:47 AM
Noel Edmonds would have a field day on here!  lol:
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: GROWLER on January 24, 2010, 11:00:34 AM
Noel Edmonds would have a field day on here!  lol:

Wotchya got to offer then? rubschin:
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2010, 11:11:09 AM
A collection of print cartridges for long obsolete printers...?
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2010, 12:49:22 PM
Noel Edmonds would have a field day on here!  lol:

Nobody would offer you anything for him.
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 24, 2010, 04:22:01 PM
I seem to be overun with paper clips.

I started with a small box in 2003, but now I have millions of the bloody things.

Do they self breed when you are not looking? Same thing with wire coat hangers. You put one in your wardrobe and then when you go back there are 10 of them...spooky


I purchased some paperclips just before Christmas can't find the wreched things now. I'll swap you a multitude of tiny weeny irritating sparkly green stars and several packets of pocket sizes tissues for some.
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: GROWLER on January 25, 2010, 08:53:47 AM
A collection of print cartridges for long obsolete printers...?

Are they for an analouge printer by chance?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
I have almost a million coat hangers. I have never bought a coat hanger in my life  rubschin:
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
A collection of print cartridges for long obsolete printers...?

Are they for an analouge printer by chance?  rubschin:

They are!  razz:

In fact, when I said 'cartridges' they are more like ribbons... for typewriters like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Paper Clips
Post by: Snoopy on January 25, 2010, 10:45:42 AM
A collection of print cartridges for long obsolete printers...?

Are they for an analouge printer by chance?  rubschin:

They are!  razz:

In fact, when I said 'cartridges' they are more like ribbons... for typewriters like...  whistle:

Or for tying back your hair ....... Oh ...... Sorry  redface: