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Title: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2007, 02:57:11 PM
Just getting the thread ready for his release from hospital.

Wonder what hospital food is like in Cyprus. Leaves and stuff I expect (with things in them, obviously, like goats wrapped in leaves with spices or summat. Yum. And Yoghurt etc.)

Wonder what the nurses are like eeek:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Berek on July 05, 2007, 02:58:26 PM

Wonder what the nurses are like eeek:

probably fat and greasy  whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2007, 02:58:51 PM
Food or nurses?

Oh, I see.
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Bar Wench on July 05, 2007, 03:42:48 PM
Have to say Spanish hospitals are great! Good food and according to my Brother Wench delicious nurses too.
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Berek on July 05, 2007, 03:46:54 PM
Have to say Spanish hospitals are great! Good food and according to my Brother Wench delicious nurses too.

seeing as he's not actually in a Spanish hospital i'll treat your reply as a post counter-upper... whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 05, 2007, 03:47:47 PM
Have to say Spanish hospitals are great! Good food and according to my Brother Wench delicious nurses too.
   

He ate one? wow  lol:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 05, 2007, 03:49:09 PM
Have to say Spanish hospitals are great! Good food and according to my Brother Wench delicious nurses too.
   

He ate one? wow  lol:

I've known a couple of nurses in my time that I'd gladly eat  ;)

I even let a couple of them have a go at eating me - but they didn't manage all of me!
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Bar Wench on July 05, 2007, 03:56:06 PM
Well, it's all Mediteranian isn't it.  redface:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2007, 04:00:10 PM
I've known a couple of nurses in my time that I'd gladly eat  ;)

Same here, I REALLY enjoyed living in nurses accomodation during my student days  eyes:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Sour Puss on July 05, 2007, 05:19:29 PM
Service is a bit slow at the (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.vpsingles.com%2Fpics%2Fatthebar.gif&hash=85697c0128430ace943cf68c32dc40de015bee05) this evening, do you need a hand behind there?
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2007, 08:36:44 PM
Quote
Mediteranian

Spelling Wench!!
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Bar Wench on July 05, 2007, 09:36:30 PM
I know I know. I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Misunderstood on July 09, 2007, 08:37:52 AM
I think it's about time this thread was brought back to the top.

Welcome back Barman.

I see we are under new management.    scared2:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2007, 08:53:22 AM
We can soon lick her into shape.
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2007, 10:27:14 AM
We can soon lick her into shape.
Berek is no doubt scraping his tongue in readiness. eyes:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2007, 10:29:44 AM
I see he is online! scared2:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2007, 10:36:13 AM
I am here!  bom

I have (cough, splutter) hacked (snigger) a connection from my hospital bed?

Only 24K dial-up so won?t stay for long but thought I would check-in on you all?

Landlady will probably give you an update but they wouldn?t let me out today ? perhaps tomorrow or Wednesday.

Laptop PC?s are shite ? neither will play the DVD?s that Landlady brought in for me ? I am sooooooooo fucking bored!

Thanks for all your kind words of support ? I can?t read them all at the moment as this connection is so slow but I do really appreciate your concern ? I will try again later and see if I can get connected a bit faster.

Cheers for now.  ;)

PS You, um might find the beer to be a bit, um strong while I am away ? be careful.  redface:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2007, 10:38:35 AM
I am here!  bom

I have (cough, splutter) hacked (snigger) a connection from my hospital bed?

Only 24K dial-up so won?t stay for long but thought I would check-in on you all?

Landlady will probably give you an update but they wouldn?t let me out today ? perhaps tomorrow or Wednesday.

Laptop PC?s are shite ? neither will play the DVD?s that Landlady brought in for me ? I am sooooooooo fucking bored!

Thanks for all your kind words of support ? I can?t read them all at the moment as this connection is so slow but I do really appreciate your concern ? I will try again later and see if I can get connected a bit faster.

Cheers for now.  ;)

PS You, um might find the beer to be a bit, um strong while I am away ? be careful.  redface:

Can I have your model train collection if you don't make it?


Get well soon
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2007, 10:38:56 AM
Those nurses must be nice.  whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2007, 10:40:38 AM
Those nurses must be nice.  whistle:
Sponge bath special?
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2007, 10:46:33 AM
I?m afraid I am likely to survive (vultures or not) so the train set remains in the loft I?m afraid?  noooo:

The nurses are lovely ? a mixture of English, German, and um other races ? all speak English though? No bed or sponge baths have been offered but Landlady isnsisted on taking my wallet home with her so I?m not really very well fixed for ?extras? although Mandy brings me a nice clean pair of PJ?s every day ? I?m assuming the nurses fight over the used ones?  redface:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2007, 10:47:34 AM
Peter Mandelson has taken up nursing? eeek:

And I thought he was heading for the House of Lords (the little toerag)
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2007, 10:53:24 AM
Peter Mandelson has taken up nursing? eeek:

And I thought he was heading for the House of Lords (the little toerag)
cussing:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Landlady on July 09, 2007, 12:37:44 PM
Oh you sneaky little Barman you . . . . . .  here's me running my cute little butt ragged and at your request dragging in your other laptop so you could play you DVD's and it was all a RUSE to get back to the pub. . . . . . Now now now you don't want me telling the doctor (who) that you're mixing alcohol with those antibiotics do you? Perhaps I need to suggest to those nice nurses (us girls always stay together you know) you are given a LARGE enema to clear the blockages you are currently still experiencing - tee hee!

Anyway welcome back Mr.  Barman and hail the return of the mighty leader etc etc, barf barf

Glad to see from the valued offers of the barpersons to 'lick me into shape' that there are some gentlemen in the audiance conducting appropriate oral hygenie   

What do you lot think of the avatar?
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Snoopy on July 09, 2007, 02:03:44 PM
Oh you sneaky little Barman you . . . . . .  here's me running my cute little butt ragged and at your request dragging in your other laptop so you could play you DVD's and it was all a RUSE to get back to the pub. . . . . . Now now now you don't want me telling the doctor (who) that you're mixing alcohol with those antibiotics do you? Perhaps I need to suggest to those nice nurses (us girls always stay together you know) you are given a LARGE enema to clear the blockages you are currently still experiencing - tee hee!

Anyway welcome back Mr.  Barman and hail the return of the mighty leader etc etc, barf barf

Glad to see from the valued offers of the barpersons to 'lick me into shape' that there are some gentlemen in the audiance conducting appropriate oral hygenie   

What do you lot think of the avatar?

What a nice lady this is ~ I like the cut of her jib.
Not so sure about the avatar, though I suppose it is appropriate as a traditional Landlady.
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: ice and a slice on July 09, 2007, 02:52:34 PM
Welcome back barman!!

Sorry to hear you were poorly.  I look forward to your legendary grumping again. ;D
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2007, 04:18:31 PM
Welcome back barman!!

Sorry to hear you were poorly.  I look forward to your legendary grumping again. ;D
Thanks I&S, still in the hospice ? hopefully out tomorrow or Wednesday if those naughty nurses let me go?  whistle:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2007, 04:20:49 PM
Oh you sneaky little Barman you . . . . . .  here's me running my cute little butt ragged and at your request dragging in your other laptop so you could play you DVD's and it was all a RUSE to get back to the pub. . . . . . Now now now you don't want me telling the doctor (who) that you're mixing alcohol with those antibiotics do you? Perhaps I need to suggest to those nice nurses (us girls always stay together you know) you are given a LARGE enema to clear the blockages you are currently still experiencing - tee hee!

Anyway welcome back Mr.  Barman and hail the return of the mighty leader etc etc, barf barf

Glad to see from the valued offers of the barpersons to 'lick me into shape' that there are some gentlemen in the audiance conducting appropriate oral hygenie   

What do you lot think of the avatar?
Um, I was just testing, yes, testing while I retrieved my e-mails? and I?ve just watched The Big Lebowski?  redface:

No doubt Wenchy will tear mt to bits for comma usage ? just remember I?m ill okay?
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2007, 04:40:45 PM
For some reason I expected my karma to improve while I was (cough) literally knocking on death?s door over here?  sad24:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2007, 07:20:15 PM
No chance
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: ice and a slice on July 09, 2007, 09:05:44 PM
For some reason I expected my karma to improve while I was (cough) literally knocking on death?s door over here?  sad24:

It did start to improve when Barlady was in control but reverted back when you took over.  Wonder why??  point:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 09:31:12 AM
No chance
I smite you!

Also, the nice nurses say I won?t get better (cough) if my on-line karma is not improved ? I?m expecting an immediate improvement? please?  cry:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2007, 10:01:59 AM
That is called emotional blackmail!

I smite you for it!
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2007, 10:21:42 AM
That is called emotional blackmail!

More like they connected his enema to the wrong end. evil:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 11:07:42 AM
That is called emotional blackmail!

I smite you for it!
Cough, thanks, splutter? I smite you too? nice nurses now say I can?t come home ?til Thursday?  sad24:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Bar Wench on July 10, 2007, 11:21:10 AM
Noooooo.  sad24:

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you.  sad24:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 11:32:18 AM
Noooooo.  sad24:

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you.  sad24:
Oh poor you?  happy100

Doctor says it is some bizarre viral infection in my lungs (which antibiotics obviously can?t touch but are there I think for secondary infection).

I?m actually feeling much better today and am quite positive about Thursday but am still on intravenous antibiotics and steroids plus a cocktail of other drugs? Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good?  sleep021

I?m missing you too!  sad24:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 10, 2007, 12:12:26 PM
Noooooo.  sad24:

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you.  sad24:
Oh poor you?  happy100

Doctor says it is some bizarre viral infection in my lungs (which antibiotics obviously can?t touch but are there I think for secondary infection).

I?m actually feeling much better today and am quite positive about Thursday but am still on intravenous antibiotics and steroids plus a cocktail of other drugs? Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good?  sleep021

I?m missing you too!  sad24:

 rubschin: Sounds like Polonium to me.

Anyone seen Olga?
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2007, 03:27:18 PM
Noooooo.  sad24:

What on earth is wrong with you? Surely the antibiotics have cleared it up by now?


I miss you.  sad24:
Oh poor you?  happy100

Doctor says it is some bizarre viral infection in my lungs (which antibiotics obviously can?t touch but are there I think for secondary infection).

I?m actually feeling much better today and am quite positive about Thursday but am still on intravenous antibiotics and steroids plus a cocktail of other drugs? Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good?  sleep021

I?m missing you too!  sad24:

 rubschin: Sounds like Polonium to me.

Anyone seen Olga?
Bloody hell, you could be right Darwin!  scared2:

Where is Olga???  rubschin:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Olga on July 10, 2007, 05:18:41 PM
Hello Boys, and so sorry to the Mister Barman is not so well. I think you need some of Landlady's Chicken soup to put some colour back in your cheekies. ;)
As for you Mister D! Casting nasturtiums on my reputation - you naughty boy. You want spanking I think. sex014

Anyways, this Poloni enema is very serious. I hope Lugovoi stays back in Moskva - you don't want him back in UK, believe me. I had big probs with visa trying to get out of St Petersburg; they didn't want to let me go, but i manage to explain that my missionary position in UK is much important and appreciates by many people, so after big discussions, I am free agent again.

By the way, Powder Place is good idea. We can have nice girly room away from big man's thing, yes? razz:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Berek on July 10, 2007, 06:47:20 PM
OK
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: ice and a slice on July 10, 2007, 07:06:31 PM
Hello Boys, and so sorry to the Mister Barman is not so well. I think you need some of Landlady's Chicken soup to put some colour back in your cheekies. ;)
As for you Mister D! Casting nasturtiums on my reputation - you naughty boy. You want spanking I think. sex014

Anyways, this Poloni enema is very serious. I hope Lugovoi stays back in Moskva - you don't want him back in UK, believe me. I had big probs with visa trying to get out of St Petersburg; they didn't want to let me go, but i manage to explain that my missionary position in UK is much important and appreciates by many people, so after big discussions, I am free agent again.

By the way, Powder Place is good idea. We can have nice girly room away from big man's thing, yes? razz:

 lol: lol: lol:

Olga you're great!!!
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Nick on July 10, 2007, 08:15:34 PM
Hello Boys, and so sorry to the Mister Barman is not so well. I think you need some of Landlady's Chicken soup to put some colour back in your cheekies. ;)
As for you Mister D! Casting nasturtiums on my reputation - you naughty boy. You want spanking I think. sex014

Anyways, this Poloni enema is very serious. I hope Lugovoi stays back in Moskva - you don't want him back in UK, believe me. I had big probs with visa trying to get out of St Petersburg; they didn't want to let me go, but i manage to explain that my missionary position in UK is much important and appreciates by many people, so after big discussions, I am free agent again.

By the way, Powder Place is good idea. We can have nice girly room away from big man's thing, yes? razz:

I fear Desmond Bore may see this and reactivate himself (Dot permitting, obviously) eeek:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 08:26:48 PM
Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good?  sleep021

Bastardo  cry: To coin to Nicket phrase
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Landlady on July 10, 2007, 08:28:51 PM
Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good?  sleep021

Bastardo  cry: To coin to Nicket phrase

Sorry repeat correctly spelt this time - Bastardo  cry: cry: cry: To coin a Nick'et phrase!
I have smote you and that's only a tste of what you'll get when you're home again Angry9:  (JOKING!)
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: ice and a slice on July 10, 2007, 09:34:09 PM
Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good?  sleep021

Bastardo  cry: To coin to Nicket phrase

Sorry repeat correctly spelt this time - Bastardo  cry: cry: cry: To coin a Nick'et phrase!
I have smote you and that's only a tste of what you'll get when you're home again Angry9:  (JOKING!)

Ooh Barman, you're in for a treat!!! lol:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2007, 05:54:22 AM
Hello Boys, and so sorry to the Mister Barman is not so well. I think you need some of Landlady's Chicken soup to put some colour back in your cheekies. ;)
As for you Mister D! Casting nasturtiums on my reputation - you naughty boy. You want spanking I think. sex014

Anyways, this Poloni enema is very serious. I hope Lugovoi stays back in Moskva - you don't want him back in UK, believe me. I had big probs with visa trying to get out of St Petersburg; they didn't want to let me go, but i manage to explain that my missionary position in UK is much important and appreciates by many people, so after big discussions, I am free agent again.

By the way, Powder Place is good idea. We can have nice girly room away from big man's thing, yes? razz:

I fear Desmond Bore may see this and reactivate himself (Dot permitting, obviously) eeek:
smite  point:
Title: Re: Welcome Back BARMAN
Post by: Barman on July 11, 2007, 05:55:13 AM
Figured that rushing home wasn?t a brilliant idea and another couple of days with my feet up might be good?  sleep021

Bastardo  cry: To coin to Nicket phrase

Sorry repeat correctly spelt this time - Bastardo  cry: cry: cry: To coin a Nick'et phrase!
I have smote you and that's only a tste of what you'll get when you're home again Angry9:  (JOKING!)

Ooh Barman, you're in for a treat!!! lol:
I fear not?  scared2: