The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2010, 04:00:10 PM
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The Brat has gone out this afternoon with her friend shopping.....she spent the prescribed hour or so getting ready but when she came downstairs she looked lovely and sooooooooooo not 13 eeek:
Blimey ...when exactly did she grow up and why wasn't I looking rubschin:
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There is no going back you know. My eldest daughter was 25 yesterday. noooo: I made her day when I told her that she was now more than half my age. eveilgrin:
I also made her day when on opening her present and card she was showered by a multitude of tiny glittery stars. eveilgrin:
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My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.
It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)
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My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.
It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)
A virgin...? rubschin:
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I also made her day when on opening her present and card she was showered by a multitude of tiny glittery stars. eveilgrin:
Good work 8) 8) 8)
Never too old to forget eh ;)
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My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.
It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)
A virgin...? rubschin:
Given that I have already told anyone who cares to read my posts that he has married 3 times and produced 3 children ask yourself this "Am I really being funny or just silly?"
The joke was in his inability to do the maths ::)
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My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.
It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)
A virgin...? rubschin:
Given that I have already told anyone who cares to read my posts that he has married 3 times and produced 3 children ask yourself this "Am I really being funny or just silly?"
The joke was in his inability to do the maths ::)
Is the answer 'funny'? rubschin:
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A clue .... it begins with S and ends in y
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A clue .... it begins with S and ends in y
Sunny doesn't make any sense at all... whacky115
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Admit it ..... you can't do the maths either point: