The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Mr Happy on January 16, 2010, 02:06:42 PM
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It is that same as those among you who insist that they are Mr Soandso. Mr is a title awarded by others out of respect for you. It is not and should never be a title you assume for yourself. I never announce myself as Mr. When asked for my name I give it.
It's not my fault, blame Roger Hargreaves, I like my big yellow smiley face!
If I were not Mr I'd merely be "happy" as a statement, such consistency could only be acquired through the use of hardcore drugs.
Alternatively I could add a ? but that would mean I was being confrontational, suggesting the World was causing me many ills. This is nearer the truth but in the brief moments in which I was happy rather than asking "happy?" it would cause much confusion.
May I continue to be "Mr Happy"? I'm not suggesting I've earned the title but I'm not sure who the judge actually is. I do not spit, nor swear in front of children or generally in public, I pay my own way and generally 'do unto others...'
Many thanks...
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If we start stripping our titles away like that then I would just be demeanor - how meaningless would my life be then eeek:
I'm quite happy to call you Mr Happy , Mr Happy
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A loss of your title would be, in my humble opinion, demeaning!
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A stripped Miss would not be advisable noooo:
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A loss of your title would be, in my humble opinion, demeaning!
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I'm happy to continue with Mr. Happy and Miss Demeanor....
What would you think of Mr. Barman? rubschin:
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No it would make you sound almost grown up
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I think the words following "excuse me Mr Barman" would involve the word slate...
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Mr Barman rubschin:
Mmmm doesn't have the right ring abut it noooo:
What about 'Oi' - much more respectful whistle:
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Could just wave a fiver to attract his attention.
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I think the words following "excuse me Mr Barman" would involve the word slate...
scared2:
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Read what I said again ~ forget your prejudices and try to understand. No gentleman would ever call himself Mr. It is an honorary title bestowed out of respect by others.
Mr Happy is being silly as he has taken the title from a cartoon character and that has nothing to do with my post. Miss D has nothing to worry about because it is and always has been acceptable for women to state their status be that Miss or Mrs.
Of course if you wish to deliberately misunderstand I can only repeat that which I have stated so often in the past. There is nothing clever nor funny about pretend stupidity.
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Me don't pretend to be stoopid ;)
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Me don't pretend to be stoopid ;)
lol: lol: lol:
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What would you think of Mr. Barman? rubschin:
Mr Baldymort has a slightly better ring to it. whistle:
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What would you think of Mr. Barman? rubschin:
Mr Baldymort has a slightly better ring to it. whistle:
Sir Baldymort...? rubschin:
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Never in a million years noooo:
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No it would make you sound almost grown up
Bit like yerself then like I suppose? ::)
Mr Growler. noooo:
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What would you think of Mr. Barman? rubschin:
Mr Baldymort has a slightly better ring to it. whistle:
Sir Baldymort...? rubschin:
Cur Baldymort...?
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What would you think of Mr. Barman? rubschin:
Mr Baldymort has a slightly better ring to it. whistle:
Sir Baldymort...? rubschin:
Cur Baldymort...?
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Sir Baldymort of Pub I think...
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Does that make Wenchy a Lady ?
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Does that make Wenchy a Lady ?
No but again she is absent ......I wonder why rubschin:
Perhaps part of the answer lies within
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Oh FFS Snoops, get a grip. You have been snarling around here for 2 days now like a dog with asore paw. What are you so pissed off about. I am off travelling now for a couple of days and hope to find you in a better mood when I return.
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Oh FFS Snoops, get a grip. You have been snarling around here for 2 days now like a dog with asore paw. What are you so pissed off about. I am off travelling now for a couple of days and hope to find you in a better mood when I return.
You can't talk to our resident favourite pet like that you. noooo:
I'm turning me phone off now.
It'll remain that way for 2 days so don't bother sending me your overly self important text messages as to your current whereabouts, and save yersilf a few 10p's in the process.
Win win situation.
Lafin'! happy088
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sad24:
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Oh FFS Snoops, get a grip. You have been snarling around here for 2 days now like a dog with asore paw. What are you so pissed off about. I am off travelling now for a couple of days and hope to find you in a better mood when I return.
You can't talk to our resident favourite pet like that you. noooo:
I'm turning me phone off now.
It'll remain that way for 2 days so don't bother sending me your overly self important text messages as to your current whereabouts, and save yersilf a few 10p's in the process.
Win win situation.
Lafin'! happy088
I'll drink to that!
The beers are on me mate.
Ｉ’ｌｌ ｇｏ ｆｕｒｔｈｅｒ ．．．．ｏｎｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｆｖｋｉｎｇ ｕｐｄａｔｅ ｏｎ Ｎｉｃｋ’ｓ ｗｈｅｒｅａｂｏｕｔｓ ｔｅｘｔ ａｎｄ Ｉ’ｌｌ ｓｈｏｖｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｂｉｅ ｓｏ ｆａｒ ｕｐ ｙｏｕｒ ａｒｓｅ ｙｏｕ’ｌｌ ｎｅｅｄ ｓｕｒｇｅｒｙ．
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You know what, Snoops, I am starting to have a modicom of sympathy for Mrs Nick.
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The woman has a point that's for sure.
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When the handbags settle, let me know.
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
At this precise moment in time, I would just be grateful to wake up in the morning and not wonder why I bothered.
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
I did let Growler know my whereabouts, like angel1
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
At this precise moment in time, I would just be grateful to wake up in the morning and not wonder why I bothered.
Want some valium?
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
At this precise moment in time, I would just be grateful to wake up in the morning and not wonder why I bothered.
Want some valium?
No. But thanks for the offer.
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Between you and me I am often surprised to wake up in the morning. It is once I have got over that things start to go downhill.
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Between you and me I am often surprised to wake up in the morning. It is once I have got over that things start to go downhill.
Indeed. happy100
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
At this precise moment in time, I would just be grateful to wake up in the morning and not wonder why I bothered.
happy100
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
So far, so good, apart from the usual shite message while I was trying to eat me tea last night...."I seem to be in Coventry".
I mean, WHO actually gives a fook ey, WHO, I ask? Shrugs:
WTF is it all about? Does ANYBODY actually know....or even remotely give a flying turd or even slightly care, ey, do they?
Coventry, no doubt with it's own micro climate too, not bloody far enough away I say. Banghead
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With any luck we'll all get a little peace for a couple of days
Unless you like getting woken with stupid messages saying "I seem to be in Liverpool" or "I can see a fooking cow from the train window" that is ~ in which case you may miss him.
So far, so good, apart from the usual shite message while I was trying to eat me tea last night...."I seem to be in Coventry".
I mean, WHO actually gives a fook ey, WHO, I ask? Shrugs:
WTF is it all about? Does ANYBODY actually know....or even remotely give a flying turd or even slightly care, ey, do they?
Coventry, no doubt with it's own micro climate too, not bloody far enough away I say. Banghead
For reasons known only to himself he took to sending these texts to my home phone. Now since a normal home phone will not deliver texts BT have a system called "Voice Text" which means that your house phone rings, waking everybody, and an automated voice says "You have been sent a voice text by telephone number xxxxx xxxxxx ...... Message reads 'The fookin train is broken I can see a lot of cows' ..... end of message".
This sort of nonsense has hauled me from my bed at all hours. He may have sent it at a sensible time but BT deliver it when they get round to it. Of course whoever picks up the house phone gets this crap ..... so far it has been Me, My wife, and all three children.
It is one thing to send messages to someone via their mobile when there is a reasonable chance that the intended recipient will be the one who answers but to the family telephone? ..... Totally out of order in my very annoyed opinion particularly since few of the messages do not contain profanity. What he thinks is funny, "Fookin" for example, may look OK on his little screen and in his little mind but announced to my 8 year old by a BT voice it is unacceptable.
Hopefully blowing my top recently has put a stop to it because polite requests didn't.
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He hasn't got my land line number...thank the ruddy Lord!! cloud9:
I've even thought about changing me mobby, but after 15 years with the same number..and nearly the same phone lol:..... why should I? evil:
Can't you unplug the phone at night Snoops, but there again. why should you?
Is it just us two he's trying (successfully) to push the limits of patience to I wonder?
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He hasn't got my land line number...thank the ruddy Lord!! cloud9:
I've even thought about changing me mobby, but after 15 years with the same number..and nearly the same phone lol:..... why should I? evil:
Can't you unplug the phone at night Snoops, but there again. why should you?
I could but he is not the only one who calls us. For example MiL is on her own, is blind and virtually immobile so has one of these call buttons. She often falls over going to the toilet and can't get up again. If the first emergency number (SiL) is not answered the emergency call people contact us.
Anyway ~ why should I have to shut off my phone because of his selfishness? Why does he think anyone cares that his train has broken down and he can see a cow or that he thinks he may be in Coventry?
No, I think I have a right to have my phone on without being pestered by nonsense.
I had thought about barring his number but that won't work as his texts come through BT.
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He hasn't got my land line number...thank the ruddy Lord!! cloud9:
I've even thought about changing me mobby, but after 15 years with the same number..and nearly the same phone lol:..... why should I? evil:
Can't you unplug the phone at night Snoops, but there again. why should you?
I could but he is not the only one who calls us. For example MiL is on her own, is blind and virtually immobile so has one of these call buttons. She often falls over going to the toilet and can't get up again. If the first emergency number (SiL) is not answered the emergency call people contact us.
Anyway ~ why should I have to shut off my phone because of his selfishness? Why does he think anyone cares that his train has broken down and he can see a cow or that he thinks he may be in Coventry?
No, I think I have a right to have my phone on without being pestered by nonsense.
I had thought about barring his number but that won't work as his texts come through BT.
We need to TELL him then! eveilgrin:
oh. redface:
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I can see who texts my mobile and ignore them if I wish but when the house phone rings someone is always going to pick it up.
Anyway maybe now the message will get through.
For the avoidance of doubt.
NICK ~ I like you as a mate, am happy to have a drink and a laugh with you but I don't care what part of the country you are in at any given moment.
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I can see who texts my mobile and ignore them if I wish but when the house phone rings someone is always going to pick it up.
Anyway maybe now the message will get through.
For the avoidance of doubt.
NICK ~ I like you as a mate, am happy to have a drink and a laugh with you but I don't care what part of the country you are in at any given moment.
Yea me too, but not too sure about 'the mate' bit. rubschin:
My very owld phone just tells me I have a text message, but doesn't say from who. noooo:
I'm constantly nagged about getting a new one, but this one is all sort of, rubschin: mmmmm, comfy?
Needs a few buttons and a respray like, but it still werks ok. Isn't that the important thing like? Shrugs:
I DON'T do this street cred', keeping up with the sheepies shite. sick2:
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I can see who texts my mobile and ignore them if I wish but when the house phone rings someone is always going to pick it up.
Anyway maybe now the message will get through.
For the avoidance of doubt.
NICK ~ I like you as a mate, am happy to have a drink and a laugh with you but I don't care what part of the country you are in at any given moment.
Yea me too, but not too sure about 'the mate' bit. rubschin:
To be fair he can be amusing company ..... if embarrassing when there are females around....... Having to pick the carpet fluff off his tongue, push his eyeballs back in, that sort of thing.
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I can see who texts my mobile and ignore them if I wish but when the house phone rings someone is always going to pick it up.
Anyway maybe now the message will get through.
For the avoidance of doubt.
NICK ~ I like you as a mate, am happy to have a drink and a laugh with you but I don't care what part of the country you are in at any given moment.
Yea me too, but not too sure about 'the mate' bit. rubschin:
To be fair he can be amusing company ..... if embarrassing when there are females around....... Having to pick the carpet fluff off his tongue, push his eyeballs back in, that sort of thing.
Oh yes, and i do enjoy ripping into him on the odd occassion.
He's most excellent BEAR fodder.
Total and utter balm CAKE though, but he really does get right on my tits sometimes....amongst many other things, apparently, alledgedly, sometimes it seems. ::)
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So, has anyone heard what Nick's up to? ;)
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So, has anyone heard what Nick's up to? ;)
lol: lol: lol:
No, not yet... noooo:
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I have exhausted the delights of Coventry. It took me from 3.30 until 4.00
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I have exhausted the delights of Coventry. It took me from 3.30 until 4.00
So long...? rubschin:
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I have exhausted the delights of Coventry. It took me from 3.30 until 4.00
So where can we expect the next interesting informative text from then?
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NOW!! eveilgrin:
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NOW!! eveilgrin:
Still Coventry I read. ::)
Train broken down in a field full of cows p'raps?
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NOW!! eveilgrin:
Still Coventry I read. ::)
Train broken down in a field full of cows p'raps?
;D I appear to be off Nick's text list. Much more exiting to read about it online .... tunble:
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I don't believe I ever gave Nick any of my phone numbers!! PHEW!
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He only has my land-line... we don't have that ready-test thing here.... whistle:
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Seems like I've been very stupid then. redface:
NEVER give your phone number out to strangers, especially ones that look like mice with a beard. noooo:
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Seems like I've been very stupid then. redface:
NEVER give your phone number out to strangers, especially ones that look like mice with a beard. noooo:
happy100
And never talk to strange men that ask you to go in their car... noooo:
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Exactly - those unlicensed cab drivers are a real nuisance whistle:
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Exactly - those unlicensed cab drivers are a real nuisance whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwfmK02ccs
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Exactly - those unlicensed cab drivers are a real nuisance whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwfmK02ccs
C4 has decided to block the content of this clip from our country...apparently, so the message sez like. ::)
P'raps you do do us a commentary instead BM? ;)
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Exactly - those unlicensed cab drivers are a real nuisance whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwfmK02ccs
Blocked in this country...
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Exactly - those unlicensed cab drivers are a real nuisance whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwfmK02ccs
Blocked in this country...
PC or H and bloody S ey?
Place yer bets. Banghead
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Arse! Banghead
Just go to www.youtube.com and search for trigger happy tv minicab
OK? happy088
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It's this one (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/898602/mini_cab_trigger_happy_tv/) , I remember it well