The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 12:00:10 PM
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In preparation like Popcorn:
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Oooo what have I missed.... Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
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He is away this weekend ...gone to a wedding at a posh hotel. One of those weddings that last from Friday night to Sunday afternoon whistle:
Anyways I digress lol:
The bride has arranged for not 1 but 2 suitable 'lady friends' to meet Mr P this weekend and keep him company eyes:
I will be all out of popcorn by the time he returns noooo:
Haven't even had a text noooo: , nuffink to let me know how it's going - so he must be busy whistle:
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He is prolly on a drip noooo:
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Thats no way to talk about Mr Ps ladees.
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drumroll:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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He is on a drip. Deffo. He may not live noooo:
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I'm back angel1
Lovely weekend, lots of snow oop North. No double or even single dating angel1
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char048 Popcorn:
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Ahhhhh go on , go on , go on , go on , go on there must be more details than that rubschin:
Don't make me have to get you drunk again to get the truth out of you lol:
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I fear he is dissimulating (look it up)
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I could of course make stuff up like rubschin:
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What happened to PLAIN FECKIN ENGLISH cussing:
I'll go off and look it up lol:
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TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU AND THE BRIDESMAIDS (AND THEIR GRANDMOTHERS) point:
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No texts cos it was out in the wilds with no signal, but very scenic lol:
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No texts cos it was out in the wilds with no signal, but very scenic lol:
Taken from the first page of the Gentleman's Compendium of Excuses whistle:
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He is fibbing. Deffo. The old goat.He must have gone to the grab a granny disco
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Why do I have a recurring image of "Four Weddings and a Funeral" in my mind?
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A late addition to the weekend away. The hotel has three restaurants; the default setting books you into the larger, all purpose Pierpont Restaurant which has the usual array of servery and a menu "brought to table" ::)
I go for the P?t?, Roast Chicken and possibly something to follow. The first course is brought by the lad; a full square inch of liver paste topped with a slice of dill pickle noooo:. Asda would have done better.
The main course was sent back because the chicken was re-heated leather noooo:
So, I'm sitting there wondering on the next option; waitress approaches...
Waitress: Y'our-right there?
Mr P: Excuse me?
Waitress: Yer food ok, then?
Mr P: No. I sent it back.
Waitress: Ooh. Can I get you anythink?
Mr P: I'm waiting for my wine?
Waitress: Does she know where yer sat, does she?
Mr P: eeek: Excuse me?
Waitress: Yer wife, does she know yer 'ere?
Mr P: noooo: I said I'm waiting for a glass of wine
Waitress: Ooh, sorreh, I'm all over t'place tonight, me. I'll go see what's happened, alright?
Mr P: Thank you.
Pause ... five minutes.... she returns
Waitress: There you go! Large glass of dry white!
Mr P: Thank you, only... I ordered the red... !
Waitress: Nooo! Realleh?
Mr P: Yes... Really!
Off she toddles to change the wine. In the meantime I'm wondering what to have in place... they're doing stir-fry! You can't fvck that up too much, but sadly wrong; boy manages to burn the chicken in the wok noooo:
I end up with bread and cheeses... and more wine ::)
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and a broken rib from over exerting weekend activities eyes:
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and a broken rib from over exerting weekend activities eyes:
I only wish I could put it down to something as exciting surrender:
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and a broken rib from over exerting weekend activities eyes:
I seem to have missed that bit ..... perhaps it was in a PM or telephone conversation that the rest of us were not privy to ::)
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and a broken rib from over exerting weekend activities eyes:
I seem to have missed that bit ..... perhaps it was in a PM or telephone conversation that the rest of us were not privy to ::)
It's MissD and her wooden spoon again ;). See the Medical Centre's Kicked in the Ribs thread.
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Found it now thanks ....... That wooden spoon could be put to better use. Spank2:
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Wooden spoon ...moi eeek:
whistle:
I loves a good tale lol: