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Title: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 01:31:07 PM
All buildings make noises - creaks, squeaks and suchlike, more or less predictably.

House 2, with which I am still not entirely familiar, makes all kinds of unexpected noises, like a farting baby, which don't seemto relate to its fabric.

I just heard a sort of clunking rustle. Naturally I rushed off to find out what it was, but it had gone away.  cussing:

I sti down again and what now, a bit creak from upstairs. Off I go again. Nothing  cussing:

Do houses just spontaneously make puzzling noises?
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises or unknown origin
Post by: Pirate on January 09, 2010, 01:34:16 PM
Haunted
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises or unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 01:35:27 PM
No, House 1 was haunted but we had it exorcised  angel1
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises or unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2010, 01:36:02 PM
It's the sound of your broken spirit  whistle:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2010, 01:50:13 PM
 lol:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 09, 2010, 02:36:51 PM
All buildings make noises - creaks, squeaks and suchlike, more or less predictably.

House 2, with which I am still not entirely familiar, makes all kinds of unexpected noises, like a farting baby, which don't seemto relate to its fabric.

I just heard a sort of clunking rustle. Naturally I rushed off to find out what it was, but it had gone away.  cussing:

I sti down again and what now, a bit creak from upstairs. Off I go again. Nothing  cussing:

Do houses just spontaneously make puzzling noises?
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Yep.

Lived in many houses and they all make strange noises. One cottage was haunted, there are those who may scoff but I am certain it was.  The one which really used to drive me barmy was an old farm house which had mice scratching about in the eves. It disturbed my sleep and wound me up as the poison/traps hadn't worked and some of my property was going to be ruined. evil:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pirate on January 09, 2010, 02:41:21 PM
You are Mrs DS#1 and I claim my ?5.00
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2010, 03:10:16 PM
All houses creak, crack and generally make odd noises. Temperature changes have a lot to do with the various sounds. This place is never quiet. 3 in the morning seems to be the noisiest time.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2010, 03:33:18 PM
All buildings make noises - creaks, squeaks and suchlike, more or less predictably.

House 2, with which I am still not entirely familiar, makes all kinds of unexpected noises, like a farting baby, which don't seemto relate to its fabric.

I just heard a sort of clunking rustle. Naturally I rushed off to find out what it was, but it had gone away.  cussing:

I sti down again and what now, a bit creak from upstairs. Off I go again. Nothing  cussing:

Do houses just spontaneously make puzzling noises?

It is simply the sound of your bed springs recovering...  ::)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 09, 2010, 03:35:35 PM
I was awake at 2 this morning listening to an odd, intermittent tapping sound coming from the wall behind the headboard.  rubschin: It was different from the usual creaks. I couldn't figure out what was causing it.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 03:50:17 PM
Death Watch Beetle  noooo:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pirate on January 09, 2010, 03:54:06 PM
 As the outside temperature goes down, the wooden boards and metal parts that makes up the house contract a little. The metal parts contract more than the wood does, so the nails, pipes, air ducts, and so on rub against the wood. Also, wood rubs against wood. All that rubbing can make creaking sounds. At night, when the whole house is cooling down and everyone is quiet, we may hear a lot of creaking.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 03:57:03 PM
Far too sensible to be true. I think it's goblins
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 09, 2010, 04:00:16 PM
Death Watch Beetle  noooo:

Don't think so:

these woodborers create a tapping or ticking sound that can be heard in old building rafters during quiet summer nights.

Bit too chilly for them at the moment.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2010, 04:50:25 PM
Goblins eh Nick?   eyes:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 04:51:08 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pirate on January 09, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Death Watch Beetle  noooo:

Don't think so:

these woodborers create a tapping or ticking sound that can be heard in old building rafters during quiet summer nights.

Bit too chilly for them at the moment.

 rubschin:

Termites
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2010, 04:52:15 PM
Aphids  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 04:52:59 PM
Nah, they are all dead. Until the spring anyhoo
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2010, 04:53:21 PM
Could goblins be bad for your elf? whistle:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pirate on January 09, 2010, 04:53:42 PM
Racoons?
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Mahoosive spiders?
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2010, 04:55:04 PM
Growler  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 09, 2010, 05:00:46 PM
Mrs Nick trying to get out?
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pirate on January 09, 2010, 05:06:16 PM
Mrs Nick trying to get out?

Or in
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 05:07:05 PM
Oh no, she has already come and gone
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2010, 05:08:01 PM
 drumroll:

 lol:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2010, 09:27:18 PM
Goblins eh Nick?   eyes:
Swallows perhaps?
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 09:29:27 PM
I believe they have already gone South
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Mr Happy on January 09, 2010, 10:59:48 PM
Mahoosive spiders?

Your 30,000th post Nick, a fantastic achievement.

Quite apt that it was as thought provoking as all the others...

 ;)

Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 10, 2010, 12:09:34 AM
Aphids  rubschin:

You takin' the piss like ey, are you? evil:

Noise in your head ey? rubschin:

Rest me case, yet again. ::)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Just One More on January 10, 2010, 05:12:09 AM
Aphids  rubschin:

You takin' the piss like ey, are you? evil:

Noise in your head ey? rubschin:

Rest me case, yet again. ::)

Is Nick "Miss D" too?. He's a scit skit he's got multiple personalities
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 08:12:59 AM
Noooooo I am my own person unless the invasion of the body snatchers has actually happened.

Big G - I was simply referring to one of Nicks obsessions that appear to be distorting his world not mine
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 10, 2010, 08:19:11 AM
Woke at about 2:30am ~ not a sound.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 10, 2010, 09:18:57 AM
Noooooo I am my own person unless the invasion of the body snatchers has actually happened.

Big G - I was simply referring to one of Nicks obsessions that appear to be distorting his world not mine

Aphids is my domain. I was merely suggesting in a serious way that Aphids wre not going to like this nippy weather, but HE, and now you it seems, are taking the matter too lightly, poking fun at me like.
Can't 'ave a sensible conservation 'round here. noooo:

How's the voices in yer nut this morning then oh scruffy bearded one?  lol:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 09:22:08 AM
You can take the fun poking - I know you can  ;)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 10, 2010, 09:24:47 AM
You can take the fun poking - I know you can  ;)

Not everyone thinks like you though MD, not everyone.  noooo:

 ;)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2010, 09:37:56 AM
You can take the fun poking - I know you can  ;)
shutup:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 10, 2010, 09:40:38 AM
You can take the fun poking - I know you can  ;)
shutup:

Take DS for instance, yes, take him....please! ;)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 09:42:55 AM
Unawares, like?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 09:43:53 AM
or to the cleaners  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 11:33:47 AM
I have been trying to track down the running water noise. Found it. Fooking BURST PIPE. cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: All water and heating now off.

About three inches of water in utility area  Banghead Banghead

Can't see where to unplug washing machine   eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pirate on January 10, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
Get Mrs Nick in
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 10, 2010, 11:45:04 AM
Get Mrs Nick in

Or better still, a PLUMBER. ::)

SEVERE WARNING.

DO NOT DIY!!!

or the friggin werld WILL end under a mahoosive tidle wave.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 11:46:57 AM
It was at a join in the piping which had come adrift. I have bashed it with a hammer and the leak appears to stopped.All that water in the semi outside utility area will now freeze into my own private ice rink  scared2:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Mr Happy on January 10, 2010, 11:50:10 AM
About three inches of water in utility area 

The clue is in the name, at least something in your house is obedient!
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 11:56:41 AM
The pipe next to it has now burst too  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

AND I CAN'T FIND THE STOPCOCK!! cussing:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Just One More on January 10, 2010, 12:06:33 PM
Where did you last have it?
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 12:11:39 PM
If it involves cocks get Mrs Nick over to sort it out ...she will soon bleed it dry  whistle:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: tel on January 10, 2010, 12:12:26 PM
If it involves cocks get Mrs Nick over to sort it out ...she will soon bleed it dry  whistle:

Ouch, that's a bit below the belt.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Mr Happy on January 10, 2010, 12:18:42 PM
Miss D,

My lazy cow of a missus wont shift her arse out of bed due to 2 nights of boozing.

I am expected to put a new curtain rail up, go to Morrisons, iron et al whilst looking after the three nippers.

I have done the usual man moaning, played the guilt card (be nice for the kids to see their mother) to no avail.

Please please please could you loan me a put down as comprehensive as the one above?

Many thanks,

Mr H
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
If it involves cocks get Mrs Nick over to sort it out ...she will soon bleed it dry  whistle:

Ouch, that's a bit below the belt.

 lol:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2010, 12:22:10 PM
The pipe next to it has now burst too  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

AND I CAN'T FIND THE STOPCOCK!! cussing:

It'll be in the last place you look, mark my werds like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 12:22:53 PM
Miss D,

My lazy cow of a missus wont shift her arse out of bed due to 2 nights of boozing.

I am expected to put a new curtain rail up, go to Morrisons, iron et al whilst looking after the three nippers.

I have done the usual man moaning, played the guilt card (be nice for the kids to see their mother) to no avail.

Please please please could you loan me a put down as comprehensive as the one above?

Many thanks,

Mr H

Don't think I am that brave Mr H  scared2:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 12:23:22 PM
I mended a burst pipe at 0500 hrs this morning ~ Easy (if you know how)  whistle:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 10, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
I mended a burst pipe at 0500 hrs this morning ~ Easy (if you know how)  whistle:

DO NOT TELL HIM HOW TO FFS, or we'll all die. eeek:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
I found the main stopcock earlier but the outhouse extension is on a separate supply. I finally found it behind the fooking washing machine. I have been drenched for hours  sad32:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2010, 02:37:44 PM
 happy100

Is the Snoopy and Growler tag team going to come round and help you fix it
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 02:39:15 PM
No, I will get a MAN in tomorrow like  ::)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2010, 03:49:29 PM
No, I will get a MAN in tomorrow like  ::)

Yes, I doubt if the local plumbers have any werk on at the moment!  point:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 03:50:03 PM
 bs: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
I found the main stopcock earlier but the outhouse extension is on a separate supply. I finally found it behind the fooking washing machine. I have been drenched for hours  sad32:


So you can presumably isolate the problem area whilst leaving a water supply to the rest of the property?

Unfortunately I had to shut all supplies off this morning as the pipe that burst had been fitted by a previous owner who had failed to provide the extension to the system with a separate stop cock. I was not amused. Repairs having been completed you can be assured that it now has its own stop cock  cussing:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 03:56:24 PM
Correct.But the washing machine was mid cycle when I shut off the water. And of course moving it whilst full of water was tricky. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 03:57:39 PM
I'd suggest a complaint to your landlord but ...............................  whistle:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 03:58:42 PM
 scared2:
I did tell her though I minimised my account of the damage. SHe advised me to get a man in
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 04:05:19 PM
Ah ~ you see, the minute you let things move away from a business footing these landlords start to take liberties. It is her responsibility to get the man in  whistle:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 04:10:09 PM
Have you gone completely mad?  eeek:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 04:18:17 PM
No ~ just taking the p***, gently.  ;)

Seriously, was the leak the cause of the noise or is that another issue to be dealt with?

It was the distant sound of the header tank refilling, constantly, that alerted me as I am not in the habit of wandering the grounds at that time of the morning. Once I had shut off the water the noise ceased.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2010, 04:19:27 PM
It was a gushing noise. The noise of, um, gushing!  Banghead Banghead

Strangely even the hot water pipe burst  rubschin: I spose that is the well known Mpembo effect
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 10, 2010, 04:48:42 PM
It was a gushing noise. The noise of, um, gushing!  Banghead Banghead

Strangely even the hot water pipe burst  rubschin: I spose that is the well known Mpembo effect

No ~ that is bad luck.
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2010, 04:04:44 PM
I have just found a floorboard upstairs which makes a farting noise when I stand on it. I can't seem to leave it alone now  redface:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 04:06:06 PM
You'll be falling through any minute now  scared2:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2010, 04:07:26 PM
I have just found a floorboard upstairs which makes a farting noise when I stand on it.

Yes, of course.  char048
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2010, 04:40:48 PM
Got any spare water Nick?  We are in dire need down here  cry:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
I'll put the kettle on hun  angel1
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2010, 04:44:29 PM
Got any spare water Nick?  We are in dire need down here  cry:

Drink collapso
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Pastis on January 11, 2010, 04:47:16 PM
Collapso might well enter the equation  redface:
It's getting very neighbourly and a bit like camping as the residents to and fro to the stand pipe exchanging curses against TW  lol:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2010, 10:11:13 AM
I can hear the sound of gunfire from nearby  scared2:. Sounds like shotguns  scared2:

Don't want to go and investigate  scared2:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2010, 10:21:11 AM
I can hear the sound of gunfire from nearby  scared2:. Sounds like shotguns  scared2:

Don't want to go and investigate  scared2:

Firing range on the marshes you great tit. ::)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2010, 10:26:51 AM
Not normally on a Friday  rubschin:
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2010, 10:34:31 AM
Not normally on a Friday  rubschin:

Well p'raps they are catching up on missed sessions due to the dire and previously never before experienced dangerously severe unprecedented unbelievably atrocious weather you've obviously been severly suffering from over there in your desperate 'micro climate'.  scared2:  ::)
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 15, 2010, 10:58:40 AM
I can hear the sound of gunfire from nearby  scared2:. Sounds like shotguns  scared2:

Don't want to go and investigate  scared2:

Drive by shootings!
Title: Re: Unidentifiable noises of unknown origin
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
Too much collapso last night and rice crispies for brekky I expect