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Title: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2010, 01:25:40 PM
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The mother was spotted ignoring the danger signs beside Rushmere lake on Wimbledon Common, south-west London.

Onlookers said she and the girl spent about ten minutes on the frozen water, on their way to a ?3,000-a-term preparatory school, The Study.

Two teenage boys were later seen leaping up and down on the same ice-covered lake, spending about 45 minutes trying to crack the surface ? before eventually giving up.

Another used a large wooden stick in similarly fruitless efforts to break through.

Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 01:28:05 PM
spending about 45 minutes trying to crack the surface ? before eventually giving up.

Another used a large wooden stick in similarly fruitless efforts to break through.



Seems like it's the sign that's in the wrong.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2010, 01:30:30 PM
You'd be happy to walk your kids across a frozen lake then would you Unc  eeek:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
I'd be happy to send the Braty for a walk across a frozen lake  eveilgrin:
whistle:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
no, I'm merely pointing out that the ice obviously not thin. Anyway, my two are far too sensible to do something like that.
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 01:35:16 PM
I'd be happy to send the Braty for a walk across a frozen lake  eveilgrin:
whistle:


...and our binnies, and they can take the rancid rat with them too! evil:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2010, 01:35:58 PM
Much as she drives me to despair Nick - I do love her  sad24:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 01:37:34 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2010, 01:56:17 PM
no, I'm merely pointing out that the ice obviously not thin. Anyway, my two are far too sensible to do something like that.

They may well be but this was a little girl being led by her mother , who had taken the time and effort  to protect her against the elements and then walks her across a frozen lake. Granted the ice may have been quite thick in places but that is no guarantee for anything
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: tel on January 08, 2010, 02:07:52 PM
People are stoopid - simple.

How many end up in A&E after sledging into a tree, wall or a crowd of people.
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 02:09:21 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2010, 02:20:49 PM
Nail head on hit
Rearrange to suit point:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 02:20:55 PM
I never thought I would see the day when the VP had pro-nanny state posts.  noooo:

Kids need to climb trees, walk on frozen ponds, crash sledges etc. to learn what is dangerous and painful.

Sadly, a tiny number will be badly hurt or even die, but the rest will grow up with some degree of experience and common sense.

They might even look after and warn their own progeny to be careful instead of looking for maximum compensation cash.  evil:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
I never thought I would see the day when the VP had pro-nanny state posts.  noooo:

Kids need to climb trees, walk on frozen ponds, crash sledges etc. to learn what is dangerous and painful.

Sadly, a tiny number will be badly hurt or even die, but the rest will grow up with some degree of experience and common sense.

They might even look after and warn their own progeny to be careful instead of looking for maximum compensation cash.  evil:

Agreed but NOT led by their mother.
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 02:28:42 PM
I never thought I would see the day when the VP had pro-nanny state posts.  noooo:

Kids need to climb trees, walk on frozen ponds, crash sledges etc. to learn what is dangerous and painful.

Sadly, a tiny number will be badly hurt or even die, but the rest will grow up with some degree of experience and common sense.

They might even look after and warn their own progeny to be careful instead of looking for maximum compensation cash.  evil:

Seconded. Sledging into that tree never did me any lasting harm. Nor that accident with the big knife. Or the golf course fire. Or those leeches.
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 02:31:48 PM
I never thought I would see the day when the VP had pro-nanny state posts.  noooo:

Kids need to climb trees, walk on frozen ponds, crash sledges etc. to learn what is dangerous and painful.

Sadly, a tiny number will be badly hurt or even die, but the rest will grow up with some degree of experience and common sense.

They might even look after and warn their own progeny to be careful instead of looking for maximum compensation cash.  evil:

Agreed but NOT led by their mother.

 rubschin:

"Mum, I am going to walk across the pond"
"No dear you mustn't, it could be very dangerous"
"Well I just am, all the others are doing it"
"OK, I will come with you to see you are all right"
"Thanks Mum. Why are you printing out that YouClaim form?"
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 08, 2010, 04:45:51 PM
If memory serves, that pond on the common is only about 2 feet deep at most. Even if they did go through, I can't see a tragedy happening.
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2010, 05:26:40 PM
People are stoopid - simple.

How many end up in A&E after sledging into a tree, wall or a crowd of people.

Or in Nick's case all three.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 05:37:15 PM
No. Just the tree
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2010, 07:06:39 PM
Errrrrrrrr ..............Predictably:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8449250.stm
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 08:10:32 PM
Also:

Darts spectator found dead under ice in Surrey lake  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8446647.stm)
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Mr Happy on January 09, 2010, 01:43:40 PM
When did underwater darts take off?
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
It all started with BM's idea for a VP wet T shirt contest.... ::)
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 09, 2010, 03:38:24 PM
It all started with BM's idea for a VP wet T shirt contest.... ::)
...and just snowballed from there.  ;)
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2010, 03:45:51 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: beerhead on January 09, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
Was it cold in the lake or was it "one hundred and eighty" ?
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 09, 2010, 09:25:00 PM
Was it cold in the lake or was it "one hundred and eighty" ?
drumroll:
Title: Re: Total , utter, idiots
Post by: Mr Happy on January 09, 2010, 09:26:19 PM
People were advised to wrap up with a double top...