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Title: Iris Robinson
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 10:58:15 AM
So this 60 year old evangelical  highly moral Northern Irish bigot has an affair with a 19 year old toyboy  rubschin:


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WHatever could have possessed him?  noooo:

Oh yes, she gave him ?50000  redface:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2010, 11:13:29 AM
I like the bit that her husband is soooooooooooo devastated by the news that he has to call a press conference to tell the world.
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2010, 11:54:26 AM
But he has forgiven her  happy001

until at least next year when the publicity has died down and he can divorce her quietly and with God's agreement of course  whistle:

Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 11:55:45 AM
She's a dead ringer for a woman who used to work here. (I didn't like her, mean-spirited old cow)
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 12:05:21 PM
Was this woman not the MP who stirred up all the anti-gay feeling a while back?

She has clearly just been getting a deeper input on the local community support before it dries up altogether.
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2010, 12:06:11 PM
Was this woman not the MP who stirred up all the anti-gay feeling a while back?

She has clearly just been getting a deeper input on the local community support before it dries up altogether.

 drumroll:

Oh Darwin, you are a one!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 12:06:54 PM
Another fine thread hits the gutter  noooo:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 08, 2010, 12:13:06 PM
She's a dead ringer for a woman who used to work here. (I didn't like her, mean-spirited old cow)

Did she knock you back ?  ;)
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 12:16:37 PM
 NO. The very idea makes me  sick2:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2010, 12:20:11 PM
NO. The very idea makes me  sick2:

She knocked you back...
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 12:21:58 PM
Please credit me with some taste.
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
Please credit me with some taste.

Remember, one day in your life such an old cow will be a 'younger woman' and may be the only offer you get.
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 12:30:02 PM
The voice of experience?
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 08, 2010, 12:30:46 PM
I'd rather go without.
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 12:31:36 PM
Is it possible she was trying to re enact The Graduate? rubschin:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 12:34:52 PM
The voice of experience?

All except the offer-getting part.  sad24:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: GROWLER on January 08, 2010, 12:43:14 PM
50k? rubschin:

mmmmm, I could pay the mortgage off. cloud9:

Anyone got a bin liner for her, and some ear defenders for me?
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 08, 2010, 02:38:59 PM
some ear defenders for me?

Probably easier if you got her to take her teeth out.
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Nick on January 08, 2010, 02:39:46 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 09:08:45 AM
Iris Robinson is in a Belfast hospital receiving psychiatric treatment, her husband, the Northern Ireland first minister, Peter Robinson, said today.

A Democratic Unionist party (DUP) spokesman added that she was receiving treatment from the Belfast Health Trust and said reports she was in a French ski resort were "completely untrue".


As if she would be in France  whistle:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2010, 01:37:30 PM
As if she would be in France  whistle:

Indeed, you only get a hunchback for ?50k out there, not a strapping 19year-old navvy.
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Snoopy on January 11, 2010, 02:58:53 PM
French hunchbacks are yours for a drink of water. I thought everyone knew that.
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Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 11, 2010, 03:03:55 PM
What can I get with a packet of Giant Buttons and a twenty pence piece then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Snoopy on January 11, 2010, 03:05:35 PM
Silly question
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Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 11, 2010, 08:53:41 PM
I see she is getting a shafting from Panorama as well now.  lol:
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Nick on January 11, 2010, 09:04:21 PM
That will broaden her horizons
Title: Re: Iris Robinson
Post by: Barman on January 12, 2010, 10:21:47 AM
This took its time...

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