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Title: Top Tip
Post by: Pirate on January 07, 2010, 08:03:26 PM: Never eat yellow snow (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-char060.gif&hash=219f5b41277bdb7773635e21a19c1434030ed51b) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

happy088
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 07, 2010, 08:08:54 PM: Mmmmmmm how bad does it have to get before you consider eating any kind of snow rubschin:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Pirate on January 07, 2010, 08:10:35 PM: Trapped up mountain with no water.

Stranded on a motorway for days

Marooned on Iceland
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 07, 2010, 08:19:21 PM: Food for a slush puppy then whistle:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2010, 08:22:59 PM: evil: I am listening you know.
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 07, 2010, 08:27:32 PM: It's that highly tuned hearing of yours - causes all sorts of problems eh ;)
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2010, 08:30:39 PM: Indeed .... a whistling kettle half a mile away can drive me mad.
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 07, 2010, 09:40:39 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2010, 08:30:39 PM
Indeed .... a whistling kettle half a mile away can drive me mad.

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Early warning Snoopy
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 07, 2010, 09:45:29 PM: He 's certainly got some fine lugs there ;)
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on January 07, 2010, 09:51:11 PM: That's my cousin Fred .... haven't seen him in years, ever since he moved in with that middle class family in the Daily Mail ~ I got stuck with a bald headed kid and his strange friends. ::)
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Pirate on January 07, 2010, 09:54:02 PM: Wondered who'd be the first to spot that

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Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 07, 2010, 11:14:50 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 07, 2010, 09:51:11 PM
That's my cousin Fred .... haven't seen him in years, ever since he moved in with that middle class family in the Daily Mail ~ I got stuck with a bald headed kid and his strange friends. ::)

So BM has been bald all the years you've been with him? whistle:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Snoopy on January 08, 2010, 07:51:31 AM: I couldn't possibly comment
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2016, 11:44:57 AM: When clearing out your car do take extra care not to throw your passport in the rubbish bin evil:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2016, 12:01:28 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2016, 11:44:57 AM
When clearing out your car do take extra care not to throw your passport in the rubbish bin evil:

point:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2016, 12:02:43 PM: Lucky the bin men missed us this week. Have you ever emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents? evil:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2016, 12:21:44 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2016, 12:02:43 PM
Lucky the bin men missed us this week. Have you ever emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents? evil:

BM will lend you a quid ,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2016, 01:17:46 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2016, 12:02:43 PM
Lucky the bin men missed us this week. Have you ever emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents? evil:
You haven't really lived until you've emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents

redface:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Pirate on April 10, 2016, 02:32:04 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2016, 12:02:43 PM
Lucky the bin men missed us this week. Have you ever emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents? evil:

Many times...
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2016, 04:05:31 PM: Quote from: Pirate on April 10, 2016, 02:32:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2016, 12:02:43 PM
Lucky the bin men missed us this week. Have you ever emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents? evil:

Many times...

He didn't mean as a career
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2016, 04:07:00 PM: drumroll:
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2016, 04:20:38 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2016, 04:05:31 PM
Quote from: Pirate on April 10, 2016, 02:32:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2016, 12:02:43 PM
Lucky the bin men missed us this week. Have you ever emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents? evil:

Many times...

He didn't mean as a career

happy001
Title: Re: Top Tip
Post by: Miss Creant on April 13, 2016, 02:12:56 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2016, 04:20:38 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2016, 04:05:31 PM
Quote from: Pirate on April 10, 2016, 02:32:04 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 10, 2016, 12:02:43 PM
Lucky the bin men missed us this week. Have you ever emptied a wheely bin and searched the contents? evil:

Many times...

He didn't mean as a career

happy001

lol: lol: lol:

Oh and wot Steve said not only that but when I was about 6 my brother (pre-wheelie bin days) dumped me upside down in a very manky dustbin. evil: