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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 10:12:31 AM
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I have only just realised that in order to put on my trousers in the morning I have to lean on a wall in order to stop myself from falling over.
Is this normal?
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Yes, if you only have one leg.
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I have only just realised that in order to put on my trousers in the morning I have to lean on a wall in order to stop myself from falling over.
Is this normal?
Pissed again are we? ::)
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So what trouser donning technique do you 'ave then, o wise one?
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It's an age thing the alternative is hopping around the room for a while before falling over in an undignified heap.
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Been there, done that redface:
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Depends on the size of the bedroom. Most ELDERLY people sit on the bed to put their trousers on. I, fortunately, am still able to stand on one leg.
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How can anyone put trousers on whilst sitting down? rubschin:
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Try it and see ::)
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I just did. I fell over cussing:
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If you don't know by now it really doesn't matter .....your carers will do it all for you soon anyways whistle:
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sad24:
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Sit on the edge of the bed, pull trousers over feet and legs, make sure feet are clear of trousers. When you have the waist band up to upper thigh level, slowly stand up and pull trousers over your fat arse. Fasten trousers at waist. Remember to do up the fly.
I cannot be responsible for your lack of co-ordination but the above described method is the one I have seen employed with success by many ELDERLY men in hospital wards over recent years ~ they too have to be reminded to zip up their fly, usually by a nurse. ::)
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It was the feet bit I got wrong redface:
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Give me bloody strength. Banghead
Here we are trying to teach a man in his mid/late 50's how to put his friggin' kecks on.
I bloody despair, I REALLY do. noooo:
Is it any wonder this cuntree is totally goosed, IS IT, EY? cussing:
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I am only 54 cussing:
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I am only 54 cussing:
So? Shrugs:
You're an old fart that needs help putting his trollies on. ::)
Have you comsidered applying for a home help p'raps, being so incapable like?
Ventured out for your pint of milk and digestives yet? scared2:
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Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit
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Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit
Ahhhhh, bless you, little lamb. happy100
Get yourself wrapped up into some nice warm blankets now won't you, and I'll come back in here afterwards to check you're still alive like.
take great care now luvee, xxx. G
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Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit
Did you want to buy some grit then...? rubschin:
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Kerchingggg! lol:
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So how do you put yours on. Hopping? Leaning? Sitting? Flamingo styleee?
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Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit
Did you want to buy some grit then...? rubschin:
And you. Hop, sit or lean?
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Kerchingggg! lol:
lol: lol: lol:
How much can you spare him...?
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Little grit, and now no binnies, lazy bastards. H & S dictates no doubt. cussing:
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If you're not going out I recommend:
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Other maimers and killers in the United Kingdom were almost equally surprising. Citing a recent report from the Department of Trade and Industry, Henderson warned Britons to be much more cautious while getting dressed in the morning. The number of folks injured by trousers, socks and tights climbed by almost 1,800 in 1999.
Trouser-related injuries alone climbed to 5,945 -- up from 5,137 --the report warned, accounting for almost five times as many injuries as chain saws during the same time period (1,207). Socks and tights caused 10,773 injuries, up from 9,843. The report said that falls resulting from attempting to dress too quickly were the major source of these injuries, followed closely by messy bedrooms.
And I see Growler has voted point:
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I am only 49 and I fall over regularly. redface: It's not the PG either. noooo:
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A wise vote Miss C!
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Yes I did. Fooking freezing. No traffic, no grit
And presumably no trousers point:
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No ::) I am sensible and lean on walls angel1
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Nick struggles with his morning dressing routine... whistle:
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My trousers know who is boss.Mrs Nick, unfortunately, does not noooo:
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Perhaps you would be safer wearing a kilt..... whistle:
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Perhaps you would be safer wearing a kilt..... whistle:
Quicker! happy001
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Other maimers and killers in the United Kingdom were almost equally surprising. Citing a recent report from the Department of Trade and Industry, Henderson warned Britons to be much more cautious while getting dressed in the morning. The number of folks injured by trousers, socks and tights climbed by almost 1,800 in 1999.
Trouser-related injuries alone climbed to 5,945 -- up from 5,137 --the report warned, accounting for almost five times as many injuries as chain saws during the same time period (1,207). Socks and tights caused 10,773 injuries, up from 9,843. The report said that falls resulting from attempting to dress too quickly were the major source of these injuries, followed closely by messy bedrooms.
And I see Growler has voted point:
Wrong. point:
I haven't entered into the spirit of your self indulgent utter tripe, so up yours mousey. Finger: