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Title: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:37:10 PM: What jhoys!!!!!!! With onls about 10000s words left to go I assdas havea discovereds that my new fookinf keytboarsd is fookesda

ansdad advisce?
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 12:38:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:37:10 PM
What jhoys!!!!!!! With onls about 10000s words left to go I assdas havea discovereds that my new fookinf keytboarsd is fookesda

ansdad advisce?

Buy a new keyboard...? rubschin:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:39:28 PM: ist is s newf ooking keyboardas AND Ima cut off Banghead
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 12:40:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:39:28 PM
ist is s newf ooking keyboardas AND Ima cut off Banghead

1) Switch it off and on again.

2) Turn it upside down and shake the detritus out

3) Take your gloves off point:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2010, 12:40:50 PM: Put the old one back.
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:41:46 PM: IO dont have an oldsone. Andsc everyhiehntg I type gests extral lwertellrrs in. Passwodasf asre a fookdincZA nightmare Angry9:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2010, 12:50:21 PM: Get a gerl in whistle:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2010, 12:53:31 PM: Time to call Growler's "New Ice Age Rescue Services 2010" (terms and condition apply)
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:56:02 PM: IAs am gonsddafvg to vettry hoowerdascing it!
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 12:57:06 PM: Uncle is right! Get Growler to drop one over!

Simples!
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:58:07 PM: grweolrwer isnfgt' here Banghead
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 12:59:36 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2010, 12:58:07 PM
grweolrwer isnfgt' here Banghead

There, there... happy100
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:00:49 PM: WEldsf hers is hetert now adna I ihvare PMdswdf him, but ehte wont undefstgnat it
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2010, 01:05:37 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:00:49 PM
WEldsf hers is hetert now adna I ihvare PMdswdf him, but ehte wont undefstgnat it

True, it's likely to wind him up though.
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:06:48 PM: ISatg thingke this vz keyboardsfda is fookingsaz Welslfkjh Banghead
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:21:07 PM: WElws hoovweitngvssing dindst werkc. Are tyhety washavbel?
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 01:49:32 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
WElws hoovweitngvssing dindst werkc. Are tyhety washavbel?

Can you type that again - I didn't quite get it! lol:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:50:22 PM: bASASASASASASASDRASRTDO!" cussing:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2010, 01:51:11 PM: Stop typing and fix it !!!!!!
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:52:52 PM: ashASO9QWHOQW?
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 01:53:23 PM: He is just mucking about like... ::)
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2010, 01:54:18 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on January 06, 2010, 12:53:31 PM
Time to call Growler's "New Ice Age Rescue Services 2010" (terms and condition apply)

I offered earlier, but he didn't want to know about Growlers New Ice Age Rescue Services 2010,[ terms and conditions apply, so stuff him.
I'm fully booked up now helping needy sheepies, ????kaching????. cloud9:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:58:46 PM: Cheaskfg yert PMas you furrety oasfas
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2010, 02:02:43 PM: I find it only marginally less meaningful than your regular posts.
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: GROWLER on January 06, 2010, 02:03:09 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:58:46 PM
Cheaskfg yert PMas you furrety oasfas

Well if you stopped trying to gain childish attention to yerself and started typing proper, then p'raps you'd get a bit of a response, you great bearded bufoon. ::)
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 06, 2010, 02:06:10 PM: Basrteedsx turnqwipfasremras Banghead
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 05:45:35 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 06, 2010, 02:02:43 PM
I find it only marginally less meaningful than your regular posts.

happy001
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 06:13:56 PM: Quote from: Nick on January 06, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
WElws hoovweitngvssing dindst werkc. Are tyhety washavbel?

Try taking all the keys off, shaking the base and putting them back on again. You may find that the membrane is not properly aligned. 8)
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2010, 06:14:30 PM: He's gubbed it lol:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 07:03:48 PM: No Miss D, BM gubbs things. Nick needs a description all of his own for the devastation he causes. whistle:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 06, 2010, 07:06:05 PM: He's seduced it lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 07:31:06 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on January 06, 2010, 07:06:05 PM
He's seduced it lol: lol: lol:

eeek:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Snoopy on January 06, 2010, 07:35:13 PM: p'raps he shaved it whistle:

As for taking the keys off, realigning the membrane and putting the keys back on ........ he'll never remember where each one fits.
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 07:46:07 PM: Dammit Snoopy, I was neglecting to mention that little detail whistle:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 08:18:37 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 06, 2010, 07:35:13 PM
p'raps he shaved it whistle:

As for taking the keys off, realigning the membrane and putting the keys back on ........ he'll never remember where each one fits.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 06, 2010, 08:19:36 PM: rubschin:

You know, perhaps the problem is that he took the keys off, realigned the membrane and put the keys back on! point:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 06, 2010, 08:41:48 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2010, 08:18:37 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 06, 2010, 07:35:13 PM
p'raps he shaved it whistle:

As for taking the keys off, realigning the membrane and putting the keys back on ........ he'll never remember where each one fits.

lol: lol: lol:

The perfect keyboard for Nick then:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thinkgeek.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fzoom%2F8396_das_keyboard.jpg&hash=009da97ba26506e530440cacf8bd882f5ad443af)

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/keyboards-mice/8396/ (http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/keyboards-mice/8396/)
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Pirate on January 06, 2010, 08:44:29 PM: Perhaps Nick has got a bucket on his head too?
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 08:13:35 AM: I bashed it a bit and now it's werking
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 07, 2010, 08:19:38 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 08:13:35 AM
I bashed it a bit and now it's werking = Nick is no longer pissed

Corrected for you ;D
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Nick on January 07, 2010, 08:21:57 AM: evil:
Title: Re: As nesw langbuage
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2010, 08:32:07 AM: Quote from: Nick on January 07, 2010, 08:13:35 AM
I bashed my head a bit and now it's werking

point: