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Title: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2010, 03:11:55 PM
SO apologies, but voting is anonymous  angel1

How many people have you shagged in your lifetime?
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2010, 03:31:37 PM
Has anyone answered the pole yet  scared2:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2010, 03:32:34 PM
Or poll even. Dr Freud would be proud of you  eyes:












 point:








Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2010, 03:41:10 PM
I have a one track mind  whistle:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2010, 03:44:49 PM
As so many here do:

Miss D = Chocs
Growler = Cake on an 'ill
Snoopy =  rubschin:
BM = Blue rAY/Minema
Pastis = Cooking
TMR = Mrs TMRBB (and motorbikes and Young's) = versatile
Mort = SPACE


Um  rubschin:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2010, 04:11:03 PM
A gentleman would never tell  redface: but "lots" would about cover it.
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2010, 04:12:12 PM
and Nick  scared2:

GM ?
TG / Mrs TG ?
JOM ?
DS?
Pirate ?

Where do their thoughts lie ????
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2010, 07:37:45 PM
We dream of nurses, in proper uniforms like  cloud9:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: tel on January 04, 2010, 11:38:22 AM
Has anybody actually voted?
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 11:39:32 AM
Oh yes, but you have to vote yerself before you can see the results  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
Warren Beatty 'has slept with 12,775 women' biography claims
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2010, 11:53:32 AM
Warren Beatty 'has slept with 12,775 women' biography claims

 bs:

One a day for 35 years without a break?

I say again

 bs:

Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:00:01 PM
Maybe it was all at once  rubschin:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2010, 12:00:59 PM
Warren Beatty 'has slept with 12,775 women' biography claims

 bs:

One a day for 35 years without a break?

I say again

 bs:


Silly Snoopy, he is in Showbiz.

Obviously it was 5 a day for 7 years.
 noooo:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:01:46 PM
It's a wonder he can stand up  eeek:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 12:03:01 PM
But was he happy  lol:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2010, 12:05:52 PM
But was he Happy  lol:

That would be one of seven a day for five years
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:06:56 PM
Quote
n Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, Mr Biskind estimates the actor has slept with "12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on."
eeek:


WTF is a "casual groping"?
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
or drive - by sex  eeek:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:10:21 PM
I seem to have been missing out on something  rubschin:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 12:10:51 PM
a car  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:13:43 PM
 drumroll:














 evil:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2010, 12:29:28 PM
a car  lol: lol: lol:

 happy001
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:30:25 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2010, 12:44:42 PM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:48:42 PM
So tell us BM, what is a casual groping?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2010, 12:53:04 PM
So tell us BM, what is a casual groping?  Popcorn:

 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 12:54:48 PM
So tell us BM, what is a casual groping?  Popcorn:

 Shrugs:
char048
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 12:58:54 PM
So tell us BM, what is a casual groping?  Popcorn:

Is it groping a member of the opposite sex when wearing jeans and a T shirt ???
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2010, 12:59:48 PM
So tell us BM, what is a casual groping?  Popcorn:

 Shrugs:
char048


I don't believe I've ever been casually groped....  noooo:

Mind you, there was that one time when Miss D was here....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 01:00:32 PM
No, that was karate  point:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2010, 01:01:38 PM
No, that was karate  point:
Ah yes...  redface:

Or do I mean, Ah! So!  whistle:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 01:02:32 PM
And which BM voted "squillions"?Eh, eh?
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 01:03:52 PM

I don't believe I've ever been casually groped....  noooo:

Mind you, there was that one time when Miss D was here....  rubschin:

Feck right off

I think you are getting confused with being casually ignored  whistle:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Barman on January 04, 2010, 01:04:46 PM

I don't believe I've ever been casually groped....  noooo:

Mind you, there was that one time when Miss D was here....  rubschin:

Feck right off

I think you are getting confused with being casually ignored  whistle:

Yes, that was it....  sad24:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2010, 01:13:42 PM
And which BM voted "squillions"?Eh, eh?

I don't think "self love" counts  whistle:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 01:15:52 PM
And now someone has gone and voted  "0"  eeek:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 01:17:34 PM
That will be mine  angel1
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Nick on January 04, 2010, 01:18:24 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 char048
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 01:21:01 PM
We're not all stud muffins like wot you are you know  lol:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2010, 02:37:01 PM
We're not all stud muffins like wot you are you know  lol:

Possibly true but the Brat says you've done it at least once  whistle:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2010, 02:43:42 PM
We're not all stud muffins like wot you are you know  lol:

Possibly true but the Brat says you've done it at least once  whistle:

Don't make assumptions.

I have a jar of Olibanum ready.
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2010, 02:48:58 PM
We're not all stud muffins like wot you are you know  lol:

Possibly true but the Brat says you've done it at least once  whistle:

Don't make assumptions.

I have a jar of Olibanum ready.

 lol: lol: lol:

You'll be travelling alone I fear.
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 04, 2010, 02:54:40 PM
We're not all stud muffins like wot you are you know  lol:

Possibly true but the Brat says you've done it at least once  whistle:

Don't make assumptions.

I have a jar of Olibanum ready.

 lol: lol: lol:

You'll be travelling alone I fear.

On a caramel as well probably (ship of the dessert)
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 04, 2010, 02:59:53 PM
We're not all stud muffins like wot you are you know  lol:

Possibly true but the Brat says you've done it at least once  whistle:

She was adopted from a Romanian orphange that said she was too dysfunctional even for them to cope with  eeek:
Title: Re: Census: possibly the result of some current obsessions
Post by: Snoopy on January 04, 2010, 03:01:17 PM
We're not all stud muffins like wot you are you know  lol:

Possibly true but the Brat says you've done it at least once  whistle:

Don't make assumptions.

I have a jar of Olibanum ready.

 lol: lol: lol:

You'll be travelling alone I fear.

On a caramel as well probably (ship of the dessert)

"The Angel of the North came down and rust fell all around" whistle: