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Title: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 27, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Daughter number one rocked up yesterday with a large bag of pressies for the family, all fine and good so far, she had sprinkled small green glittery stars through the parcels and bag.  She thought it a good idea at the time.  evil:There are now hundreds of the bleddy things all over the place. Serious hoovering will be done tomorrow.
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2009, 12:35:08 AM
Daughter number one rocked up yesterday with a large bag of pressies for the family, all fine and good so far, she had sprinkled small green glittery stars through the parcels and bag.  She thought it a good idea at the time.  evil:There are now hundreds of the bleddy things all over the place. Serious hoovering will be done tomorrow.
noooo:
At best you will get 80% of them.

They will turn up in all your crooks and nannies for months.

Those, and glitter, are in the DS book of justifiable homicide.  evil:
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2009, 12:52:58 AM
Quite so DS .  I will just about have ridden the place of them by the  24th December 2010 when there will no doubt be another visitation.  Though quite how I managed to get two in my hair when my head was nowhere near the carpet is a mystery to me.  I am sure there in a law in physics that explains it. evil:
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2009, 08:12:57 AM
Poor Uncle will think you got a telescope for Xmas when he reads this...  noooo:
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2009, 08:32:15 AM
Certain shops are infamous for this too   - especially the lingerie ones  noooo:

Put the pretty underwear in a pretty box, wrap it in tissue paper and a bit of satin ribbon, put in a perfumed object but yet it is still not complete - what else could it possibly need  rubschin:

Oh yes bung in a handful of confetti of course  eveilgrin:

Evil stiff
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 08:34:40 AM
A zombie?
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 28, 2009, 11:44:45 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2009, 12:10:16 PM
Poor Uncle will think you got a telescope for Xmas when he reads this...  noooo:

I did.  confused:
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 12:12:41 PM
Like BM, Uncle has a one track mind  ::) ::)  ::)However, BM's "mind" is on quite a different track  Xmas1:
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 28, 2009, 12:16:57 PM
Probably true although my mind does stray to other thoughts occasionally.  eyes:
Title: Re: I'm seeing stars...
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2009, 03:29:10 PM
Poor Uncle will think you got a telescope for Xmas when he reads this...  noooo:

I did.  confused:

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