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Title: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 09:49:14 AM: It seems Bertie has a hobby. The next doors put their labrador ihn the garden. Bertie goes over and pops his head over the fence. Dog barks. Bertie hides. Dog eventually stops barking. Bertie walks along the fence. Dog goes berserk. Bertie watches him. Bertie noooo:hides. Dog woofs and then stops. Bertie pokes head up again. And so on. Every five minutes
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: GROWLER on December 26, 2009, 04:18:46 PM: Fascinating. noooo:

You extremely bored , I mean beyond the bounds of normality bored or summat? ::)
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 04:58:22 PM: Fook off. I have to live with this shite eveilgrin:
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: GROWLER on December 26, 2009, 05:04:55 PM: Quote from: Nick on December 26, 2009, 04:58:22 PM
Fook off. I have to live with this shite eveilgrin:

You chose to, so get on with it.

Where's the viloin emotican when you need it ey, where? ::)
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 05:08:52 PM: sad24:
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Pirate on December 26, 2009, 05:28:27 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on December 26, 2009, 05:04:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 26, 2009, 04:58:22 PM
Fook off. I have to live with this shite eveilgrin:

You chose to, so get on with it.

Where's the viloin emotican when you need it ey, where? ::)

Here

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Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 05:29:51 PM: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: GROWLER on December 26, 2009, 08:44:33 PM: Quote from: Pirate on December 26, 2009, 05:28:27 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on December 26, 2009, 05:04:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 26, 2009, 04:58:22 PM
Fook off. I have to live with this shite eveilgrin:

You chose to, so get on with it.

Where's the viloin emotican when you need it ey, where? ::)

Here

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Get BM to put it amongst the others please, in fact several of them.
We'll wear them out rapidly on Nick. ::)
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 09:09:01 PM: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: beerhead on December 26, 2009, 09:43:53 PM: Nick, how do you cope with living on the ragged edge all the time ?
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 09:48:35 PM: I find red wine can be a great help angel1
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2009, 08:15:01 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 26, 2009, 04:58:22 PM
Fook off. I have to live with this shite eveilgrin:

happy001

So how many pairs of the lingerie model's knickers have you got on your head...? point:

...and have you found her 'toy' yet...? whistle:
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 08:17:49 AM: Her drawers remain a mystery to me. I am a gentleman angel1
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2009, 08:20:32 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2009, 08:17:49 AM
Her drawers remain a mystery to me. I am a gentleman angel1

Of course...

So how big is the lock on her bedroom door then? point:
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 08:21:15 AM: ::)
Title: Re: I wondered why that fooking dog was barking all the time
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2009, 08:25:25 AM: Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2009, 08:21:15 AM
::)

hahahahahaha! She locked all her underwear away! happy001

point: point: point: point: point: point:

Violins: