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Title: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 26, 2009, 09:09:25 AM
I seem to have hurt my shoulder slightly   cry:

There were no games of Twister that I can remember  noooo:

So am unsure how this has come about  - must have been the way I slept  rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 09:11:24 AM
Someone clubbed you  noooo:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 26, 2009, 09:18:17 AM
Prolly - it's my seal like eyes  lol:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2009, 11:42:09 AM
I seem to have hurt my shoulder slightly   cry:

There were no games of Twister that I can remember  noooo:

So am unsure how this has come about  - must have been the way I slept  rubschin:

Check all over  whistle:
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 scared:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 26, 2009, 11:51:17 AM

I guess you are the VP resident skid prevention expert  whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2009, 12:54:33 PM
I must have eaten something a bit dodgy yesterday....  surrender:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Nick on December 26, 2009, 12:56:54 PM
Of course, of course  char048
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2009, 12:58:14 PM
Of course, of course  char048

I must have like...  surrender:

Perhaps a beer.... to help me feel better like....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: tel on December 28, 2009, 01:21:20 PM
TMR commented on Boxing day, about the bruised state of my right ear-lobe - I had not noticed anything (shows how much I look in the mirror in the morning)

On reflection, it would appear to be courtesy of Mrs Tel (I had not noticed that at the time either).
Also I have realised that my ear-lobe is now creased - I have been crimped at crimbo time!

Reminder for next year - buy more restraints!  eyes:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2009, 01:23:32 PM
That'll teach you to play Santa  whistle:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 01:25:01 PM
TMR commented on Boxing day, about the bruised state of my right ear-lobe - I had not noticed anything (shows how much I look in the mirror in the morning)

On reflection, it would appear to be courtesy of Mrs Tel (I had not noticed that at the time either).
Also I have realised that my ear-lobe is now creased - I have been crimped at crimbo time!

Reminder for next year - buy more restraints!  eyes:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2009, 01:27:09 PM
TMR commented on Boxing day, about the bruised state of my right ear-lobe - I had not noticed anything (shows how much I look in the mirror in the morning)

On reflection, it would appear to be courtesy of Mrs Tel (I had not noticed that at the time either).
Also I have realised that my ear-lobe is now creased - I have been crimped at crimbo time!

Reminder for next year - buy more restraints!  eyes:

Did she have to chew your ear to get you to listen ?
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: tel on December 28, 2009, 01:29:19 PM
She think's it very amusing, even after 3 days.
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 01:57:11 PM
So do we  point:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Snoopy on December 28, 2009, 01:58:31 PM
She think's it very amusing, even after 3 days.

You need to take a firm hand  Spank2:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 02:00:46 PM
 eyes: (as BM would say  noooo:)
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: tel on December 28, 2009, 02:55:44 PM
Tis not a firm hand she is interested in.
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2009, 03:38:20 PM
Tis not a firm hand she is interested in.

[snigger]
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2009, 03:58:40 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: tel on December 29, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Tis a hard life I lead.
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
A Mate of mine e mails to say he spent the whole of Christmas at war with Mrs Mate. He is moving back to his old bachelor flat not far from mine.  eeek:

This is becoming an epidemic  eeek:. Wonder if Growler wants to rent House 2 off me?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2009, 02:28:42 PM
It is a known fact that apr?s Christmas solicitors are inundated with queries regarding divorce. The enforced sharing of the festive period with one's nearest and (not necessarily) dearest puts a strain on most relationships ~ some sail through it and come out in the New Year wiser and better prepared for next year but a great many take damn nearly the whole year to get over it and seem not to have learned anything from the experience.
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2009, 02:33:38 PM
Shall we get rid of Christmas or relationships to prevent this tragedy ???
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2009, 03:37:03 PM
Oh relationships every time  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas related injuries
Post by: Just One More on December 30, 2009, 07:42:57 PM
Oh relationships every time  ;D

Both!