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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on December 24, 2009, 08:38:19 AM
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Happy Christmas all.
I'm off to the supermarket for the last bits and bobs. The children will soon be here then my mother and brother should be arriving later this afternoon.
So I'm not likely to posting much in the next few days.
So have an an enjoyable Christmas everyone and Snoopy, get well soon.
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Happy Xmas Uncle! razz:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Merry Christmas to all Xmas7:
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What can possibly go wrong?
Already has here. I'm in deep shit it seems. Tears and staring silent glares from Mrs G are always a bad sign. ::)
A major storm is brewing I can feel it.
Apart from moaning and complaining about everything crismus related, I'm actually at a loss as to what exactly it is that I appear to have done/not done wrong this time. Shrugs:
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Merry Christmas all.
I was at the supermarket 0700hr's as they opened, as were many others. Not a sprout, a tater or much other veg, there were a lot of pissed off shoppers. I had to go to the office anyhow so Tesco's came to the rescue. So all food in, all presents bought bar two, and just presents to wrap. Off to the woods shortly for holly if the gyppoes haven't had it all
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Presents! eeek:
I knew I'd forgotten something! scared2:
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Wishing everyone a happy or at the very least peaceful Christmas. Xmas7:
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Hope we all survive in tact ready to share your tales of woe, observations or even, heaven forbid, good times eeek:
Bottoms Up ( in honour of Snoops )
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Bottoms Up Snoopy! happy088
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Pastis gave me a present cloud9:
Equipment for making fire eveilgrin:
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Pastis gave me a present cloud9:
Equipment for making fire eveilgrin:
We call them 'a box of matches'... ::)
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Use your imagination ......these had pictures of Bertie on them 8)
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Indeed cloud9:
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and a Merry Christmas to one and all too! cloud9:
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It's 4.30 on xmas eve and I am still vertical. Not only that but I am not even
sder pissd.
Cooked the gammon and its fucked.
Scrumpy Jack is stronger than stringbow.
All is well.
Lurve you all.
I mean really, really lurve u all like.
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Bless you lol: lol: lol:
No regrets in the morning now whistle:
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Got my booze from the offy over the road earlier.
He gave me a 3ltr bottle of cider. Thanks for your custom etc.
eeek:
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I've just put the phone down on an acquaintance I haven't spoken to in years whacky115
"Just thought I'd call to wish you a Happy Christmas .... etc... ". Whaddya say? I was quite tempted to make stuff up...
"How am I doing? Well, it's been a funny few years; the porn business has been doing well but we got busted in Guatemala which dented our profits... that and paying the alimony to my sixth wife.... No, she was Vietnamese... a good cook but very needy ... and how are you?"
There'll be a few more tomorrow I have no doubt ... noooo:
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A very Happy Christmas to you all.
It has been another fun year in the VP and I have very much enjoyed myself in your company.
I have done all my chores and am now going to check out some fine malt in preparation for the visiting hoards tomorrow.
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Got my booze from the offy over the road earlier.
He gave me a 3ltr bottle of cider. Thanks for your custom etc.
eeek:
MMMM not good when they remember you too well..even remember what beer you drink....tut tut Tg...
All the best to all, have a peaceful christmas an happy new year. hoping this 2010 is better than 2009, also got my daughters wedding 4 months.....all good...x
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A very Happy Christmas to you all.
It has been another fun year in the VP and I have very much enjoyed myself in your company.
I have done all my chores and am now going to check out some fine malt in preparation for the visiting hoards tomorrow.
Turnip pie then is it?
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I've just put the phone down on an acquaintance I haven't spoken to in years whacky115
"Just thought I'd call to wish you a Happy Christmas .... etc... ". Whaddya say? I was quite tempted to make stuff up...
"How am I doing? Well, it's been a funny few years; the porn business has been doing well but we got busted in Guatemala which dented our profits... that and paying the alimony to my sixth wife.... No, she was Vietnamese... a good cook but very needy ... and how are you?"
There'll be a few more tomorrow I have no doubt ... noooo:
Not being cynical but what did the old acquaintance want rubschin:
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I've just put the phone down on an acquaintance I haven't spoken to in years whacky115
"Just thought I'd call to wish you a Happy Christmas .... etc... ". Whaddya say? I was quite tempted to make stuff up...
"How am I doing? Well, it's been a funny few years; the porn business has been doing well but we got busted in Guatemala which dented our profits... that and paying the alimony to my sixth wife.... No, she was Vietnamese... a good cook but very needy ... and how are you?"
There'll be a few more tomorrow I have no doubt ... noooo:
Not being cynical but what did the old acquaintance want rubschin:
Nosy
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Not at all redface: ...just generally people that ring you out of the blue, after a long time, generally want something or need to get something of their chest. Wasn't asking for details - just confirmation if this was the case
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char048
Porker
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char048
Porker
Natural though. rubschin:
Wish some bastard from my past would ring me. ::)
Tried contacting a few old associates on friends reunited last year, and got no bloody response ffs. ::)
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char048
Porker
eeek:
sad24:
Mud foot whistle:
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happy001
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I'm up first!
Merry Christmas everybody - drinks on the house like! cloud9:
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Merry Christmas everybody - drinks on the house like! cloud9:
Merry Christmas LL, figured out BM's password I see whistle:
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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Blimey - as long as you haven't stocked up from the pound shop again I will have a Buck's fizz
Cheers everyone - let the madness commence
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I'm up first!
Merry Christmas everybody - drinks on the house like! cloud9:
Three of us were up before you, we didn't like to knock though
Merry Christmas everybody Xmas7:
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Happy Christmas everybody.
Some new toys to play with, but that will be after Bucks Fizz and brekkers. cloud9:
Only the 2 of us, so no worries about what tv progs are on etc. cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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Morning... and Happy Christmas all! Xmas4:
I don't know what the acquaintance wanted... weird rubschin:
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On the roof like? Happy Christmas everyone.
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What was I thinking...? Xmas3:
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Nothing, as usual whistle:
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Nothing, as usual whistle:
Xmas2:
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Stuffed and roast goat for lunch?
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Morning all. Is it xmas yet?
I appear to have a cider lake at the back of my kitchen. About 40 cans. Assorted bottles and a bottle of Port has grown there overnight.
I may be face down in the roasties by 2pm.
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Cheers! (hic)
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Stuffed and roast goat for lunch?
Turkey... eeek:
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Blended, chopped, whisked, diced and however many other apps LL has with her new toy whistle:
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noooo:
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Blended, chopped, whisked, diced and however many other apps LL has with her new toy whistle:
cloud9:
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Six hours wirth..... hic.... complete with charades and slightly drunken party games ... tee hee
surrender:
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Ten hours playing golf on the Wii... noooo:
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Does your wrist ache whistle:
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Does your wrist ache whistle:
It was golf... ::)
My poor shoulders... noooo:
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Beautiful dinner , lots to drink, some more lovely presents.
Followed by games which had my sides splitting from laughing so much. People get so competitive whistle:
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Beautiful dinner , lots to drink, some more lovely presents.
Followed by games which had my sides splitting from eating so much. People get so competitive whistle:
noooo:
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Beautiful dinner , lots to drink, some more lovely presents.
Followed by games which had my sides splitting from laughing so much. People get so competitive whistle:
rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
Family games JOM - family games whistle:
Though some of the language being used was not suitable for family viewing - lucky there were no under 18's there whistle:
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Of course, of course char048 ( ? Nick 2009 )
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She has back injuries eyes:
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I cannot describe what happened here yesterday, and is ongoing, due to the fact that prying eyes are finding ways of coming in here to read my comments. ::)
Needless to say, not all is happy at G.Towers, AT ALL. noooo:
Roll on 04/01/10.
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Popcorn:
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I cannot describe what happened here yesterday, and is ongoing, due to the fact that prying eyes are finding ways of coming in here to read my comments. ::)
Needless to say, not all is happy at G.Towers, AT ALL. noooo:
Roll on 04/01/10.
happy100 Ohh dear that's not good.
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Well that's Cricklewood over for another year ~ May I be the first to wish you all a Happy New Malden ;D