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Title: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 01:30:33 PM
I have been bizzy doing that all morning , having completed stuff overnight. evil:

I reckon I am now owed serveral thousand quid.Fook all will happen over the "holiday" so perhaps end of Jan  sad24:

Bastards?!

Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2009, 01:48:40 PM
Lend us a fiver...  ;)
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2009, 01:49:19 PM
You can see he's just lining up his excuses for not buying a round on Wednesday can't you  noooo:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 01:49:34 PM
Fook off  evil:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2009, 01:51:42 PM
You can see he's just lining up his excuses for not buying a round on Wednesday can't you  noooo:
Yes, tight bastard!  cussing:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 01:53:13 PM
But Pastis said it was their treat...... sad24:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2009, 01:54:14 PM
But Pastis said it was their treat...... sad24:
Tight lying bastard!  point:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2009, 01:55:05 PM
Yes - it was out treat to you - to allow you into the inner circle - once you are in there you will find all our pockets are equal  whistle:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 01:55:29 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: GROWLER on December 21, 2009, 01:55:57 PM
You can see he's just lining up his excuses for not buying a round on Wednesday can't you  noooo:

On the same wavelength here. ;)
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 01:57:20 PM
THAT from the greedy bastard that ate all MY CAKE
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2009, 02:06:09 PM
But I understand that you offered this to him - therefore not the same at all  whistle:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 02:09:16 PM
Not ALL OF IT. It is like watching a human Dyson  noooo:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
My Dyson died on Saturday  sad24:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 02:16:18 PM
Good riddance. Get a Henry  cloud9:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2009, 02:17:07 PM
My Dyson died on Saturday  sad24:
happy100

Had it been in the family long...?
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2009, 02:23:50 PM
From a cylinder to an upright  sad24:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2009, 02:25:24 PM
Actress. Bishop.  drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2009, 02:26:36 PM
From a cylinder to an upright  sad24:

 happy001
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: GROWLER on December 22, 2009, 12:07:28 AM
THAT from the greedy bastard that ate all MY CAKE

CAKE? You mean Mr Kiplimgs cake slices?  ::)
Hardly what you'd call a proper CAKE now was it?  noooo:

I was however very grateful for the thought, but you did suggest to me that I should finish them off IYRC?
It would have been rude and sad to leave one in the box on it's own, so I let it join its mates like. cloud9:

Do have a nice time in gridlocked slushy luvlee Lundun.  sick2:
 Everything running smoothly UP here btw, just in case you're interested like.  cloud9:

Clean air, no gridlocks, no ques to speak of, and luvlee crisp weather.
I might go out for a walk again later on today, you know, out in the countryside away from crowds of angry impatient rushing people, fume filled streets, beggars and tea leaves, and exhorbitant priced ale houses full of cockneys...now waht I meeen ey guv? lol:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2009, 06:32:29 AM
THAT from the greedy bastard that ate all MY CAKE

CAKE? You mean Mr Kiplimgs cake slices?  ::)
Hardly what you'd call a proper CAKE now was it?  noooo:

I was however very grateful for the thought, but you did suggest to me that I should finish them off IYRC?
It would have been rude and sad to leave one in the box on it's own, so I let it join its mates like. cloud9:

Do have a nice time in gridlocked slushy luvlee Lundun.  sick2:
 Everything running smoothly UP here btw, just in case you're interested like.  cloud9:

Clean air, no gridlocks, no ques to speak of, and luvlee crisp weather.
I might go out for a walk again later on today, you know, out in the countryside away from crowds of angry impatient rushing people, fume filled streets, beggars and tea leaves, and exhorbitant priced ale houses full of cockneys...now waht I meeen ey guv? lol:

he's prolly been mugged by now...  whistle:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 22, 2009, 06:59:02 AM
Or out looking for Bertie who didn't come home last night  whistle:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2009, 07:06:41 AM
Or out looking for Bertie who didn't come home last night  whistle:

 happy001

Hint: Check out that strange smell from the microwave!  point:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Nick on February 04, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
I invoiced an outfit in London on Tuesday. They got the invoice yesterday (I had to post it cos of receipts and stuff)

They paid overnight  eeek: eeek:

New experience for me  noooo:
Title: Re: Invoicing for the self employed
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 04, 2010, 01:30:42 PM
You probably undercharged so they thought to pay it quick before you noticed.