Is it Tina Turner?
Is it Tina Turner?
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Is it Tina Turner?
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I'm glad you asked point:
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.Does she sing?
She's small but perfectly formed.
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.
She's small but perfectly formed.
It's the pint sized popstrelle! The first on Mr Wench's "if I ever had the chance I'd have a free pass" list. cry:
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.
She's small but perfectly formed.
I?m sure she speaks highly of you too? whistle:It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.
She's small but perfectly formed.
Is she? eeek:
All of a sudden, I'm going to become a Dct. Who fan this Crimbo.
Glad you agree with me Uncle.
She really is luvlee, and I want to run away with her, hanging on to those beautifully formed buttocks all the time. cloud9:
Msy I suggest a little lie down Growler?
For the benefit of us senior citizens who don't listen to Radio 1 and watch Top of the Pops or Big Brother, would you kindly spell out just who this over-developed child actually is?
FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!
What's happened to your avatar Mr Growler? Have you decided that bears no longer shit in the woods?
Now steady on there!FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!
Place you bets everyone.
200/1 his reply will be...."Who? Never heard of her" ::)
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it . eyes:
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it . eyes:
Bears DO NOT do those sort of things. noooo:
If Bears are anything like my dog you do . happy001
If Bears are anything like my dog you do . happy001
Bears generally speaking don't 'rub' themselves against legs. They just rip 'em off and eat them. evil:
She's small but perfectly formed.
She's small but perfectly formed.
Not exactly, isn't she missing some mammory?
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.
O.K.?
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.
O.K.?
No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.
I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! happ096
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.
O.K.?
No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.
I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! happ096
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.
O.K.?
No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.
I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! happ096
I like this thread title option!
lol:
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.
"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.
"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.
The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.
In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.
Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said.
"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.
Given your obvious obsess....oops....er...affection maybe this postion will be of help.QuoteCANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.
"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.
"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.
The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.
In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.
Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said.
"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.
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Given your obvious obsess....oops....er...affection maybe this postion will be of help.QuoteCANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.
"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.
"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.
The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.
In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.
Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said.
"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.
That would seem to let the bear out - unless of course he's been hiding info from us, such as: he's actually a cuddly little koala bear!
Surely, its the botox kid ... Our Kylie Minogue!Why not indeed.
It may be PERT, but hey, why not?
I'll claim it's just the scouse pronunciation. lol:That'll be what it was then. ::)
Personally I thought Purt described it perfectly ~ if the intention was to convey a meaning then Purt does it for me
Ummm no, I say pert, as it is spelt and I do NOT in anyway sound scouse! evil: