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Title: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 09:28:15 AM
I was going to post this last week on some other thread as it was relevant at the time, but can't remember which one now, but hey, it's loaded this time.
Now I wouldn't mind lickin' THAT...all over! eeek:






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Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2007, 09:40:43 AM
Is it Tina Turner?
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 09:47:45 AM
Is it Tina Turner?

 doh:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2007, 09:50:01 AM
Is it Tina Turner?

 doh:

I'm glad you asked  point:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 09:52:36 AM
Is it Tina Turner?

 doh:

I'm glad you asked  point:

Are you 'avin' a laugh? eeek:

There's only ONE arse as sweet as this one.
I could pleasurably munch on it all day long
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2007, 10:15:04 AM
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.

She's small but perfectly formed.

Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2007, 10:20:17 AM
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.

She's small but perfectly formed.
Does she sing?
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2007, 10:30:13 AM
So I'm told.
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 04, 2007, 10:52:36 AM
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.

She's small but perfectly formed.



Catherine Tate?  whistle:

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-07-04T065205Z_01_L0228438_RTRUKOC_0_UK-DRWHO.xml&src=nl_ukmorningdigest (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-07-04T065205Z_01_L0228438_RTRUKOC_0_UK-DRWHO.xml&src=nl_ukmorningdigest)
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 04, 2007, 10:53:27 AM
It's the pint sized popstrelle! The first on Mr Wench's "if I ever had the chance I'd have a free pass" list.  cry:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Snoopy on July 04, 2007, 10:59:05 AM
It's the pint sized popstrelle! The first on Mr Wench's "if I ever had the chance I'd have a free pass" list.  cry:

Mr Wench has slipped in my estimation.
Perhaps the panel should be allowed to judge for themselves.................






Show us yer bum and we'll tell you.
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 12:34:42 PM
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.

She's small but perfectly formed.



Is she? eeek:
All of a sudden, I'm going to become a Dct. Who fan this Crimbo.

Glad you agree with me Uncle.
She really is luvlee, and I want to run away with her, hanging on to those beautifully formed buttocks all the time. cloud9:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Barman on July 04, 2007, 12:35:58 PM
It's Doctor Who's assistant for the Christmas special.

She's small but perfectly formed.



Is she? eeek:
All of a sudden, I'm going to become a Dct. Who fan this Crimbo.

Glad you agree with me Uncle.
She really is luvlee, and I want to run away with her, hanging on to those beautifully formed buttocks all the time. cloud9:
I?m sure she speaks highly of you too?  whistle:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 12:52:16 PM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 04, 2007, 01:00:21 PM
Msy I suggest a little lie down Growler?
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2007, 01:02:48 PM
For the benefit of us senior citizens who don't listen to Radio 1 and watch Top of the Pops or Big Brother, would you kindly spell out just who this over-developed child actually is?

Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 01:03:48 PM
Msy I suggest a little lie down Growler?

With Miss gorgeous bum....all day long. cloud9: censored:

Dithering that much trying to load her piccy as my avatar, I've made a complete bollox of it.

I'm going for a lie down as you suggest, with an ice flannel on me 'ed.
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 01:05:59 PM
For the benefit of us senior citizens who don't listen to Radio 1 and watch Top of the Pops or Big Brother, would you kindly spell out just who this over-developed child actually is?



Nor do I, and I'm not that much younger ffs. ::)

This 'over-developed child' IS in fact in her mid thirties now!
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 04, 2007, 01:14:50 PM
FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 01:18:45 PM
FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!

Place you bets everyone.

200/1 his reply will be...."Who? Never heard of her" ::)
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 04, 2007, 01:22:01 PM
What's happened to your avatar Mr Growler? Have you decided that bears no longer shit in the woods? Or are you working on one that indicates that the Pope is catholic?

Speaking of the Pope, I see he's not shown up here yet. Perhaps he has a problem with drinking  - in which case, expect the Salvation Army round sometime soon!
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 01:32:00 PM
What's happened to your avatar Mr Growler? Have you decided that bears no longer shit in the woods?

No. Just thought I'd have a brief change but messed it up.
The bloody computer crashed whilst attempting to get her bottom up...so to speak.
Not suprising really. I'd crash of I tried to get her bottom up here too.
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 04, 2007, 01:48:39 PM
FFS it is Kylie Minogue. Even my 60 year old father knew who she was!

Place you bets everyone.

200/1 his reply will be...."Who? Never heard of her" ::)
Now steady on there!

Of course I have heard of her  char048

And her twin sister the weather girl who got mixed up with that Lemon Opec character.

You can't accuse me of being out of touch. evil:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Shy Talk on July 04, 2007, 07:54:57 PM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it . eyes:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 07:56:53 PM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it . eyes:

Bears DO NOT do those sort of things. noooo:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Shy Talk on July 04, 2007, 08:00:30 PM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Go and have a quick w*nk bear you will feel better for it . eyes:

Bears DO NOT do those sort of things. noooo:

If Bears are anything like my dog you do . happy001
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 08:33:52 PM

If Bears are anything like my dog you do . happy001

Bears generally speaking don't 'rub' themselves against legs. They just rip 'em off and eat them. evil:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Shy Talk on July 04, 2007, 09:27:35 PM

If Bears are anything like my dog you do . happy001

Bears generally speaking don't 'rub' themselves against legs. They just rip 'em off and eat them. evil:

"They just rip 'em off and eat them. " That takes me back a bit . eyes:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: Mr Happy on July 04, 2007, 09:59:01 PM


She's small but perfectly formed.



Not exactly, isn't she missing some mammory?
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT arse!
Post by: GROWLER on July 04, 2007, 10:03:37 PM


She's small but perfectly formed.



Not exactly, isn't she missing some mammory?

Oi you Happiness. How TF have you managed to change the thread title for just your post?
This one now too.
WTF's going on here? confused:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 05, 2007, 09:20:30 AM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.

O.K.?
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 05, 2007, 09:23:52 AM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.

O.K.?

No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.
I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! happ096
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 05, 2007, 09:27:42 AM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.

O.K.?

No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.
I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! happ096

Well, given her apparent lack of ability with all things to do with computers, that should impress the pants off her! Would you be able to back up her laptop?
Title: Man pervs over antipodean dwarf
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2007, 10:42:29 AM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.

O.K.?

No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.
I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! happ096

I like this thread title option!
Title: Re: Man pervs over antipodean dwarf
Post by: GROWLER on July 05, 2007, 10:46:51 AM
I've just had to change the thread title. The word 'arse' just didn't seem appropriate somehow.
It isn't an arse, they are a beautifully formed purt pair of peachy buttocks, probably the best in the world in fact.
I fall in luv every time I see her. Gorgeous creature. cloud9:


Yes, but Growler dear boy, she's not Polish - ergo, she should not be on your event horizon.

O.K.?

No. I'm widening my catchment net. She's free and single again too apparently.
I have much to offer, including my very OWN website! happ096

I like this thread title option!

What bloody thread title option? confused:
New one on me.

I'm not bloody pervin' either.  evil: I'm in luuuuurve. cloud9:
OK? ::)

Seem to remeber you 'pervin' over a couple of wimmen in your time too IIRC. point:
Title: Oh. I see what you mean now.
Post by: GROWLER on July 05, 2007, 10:48:48 AM
Gorrit. ::)

Feel this feature may have a bit of mileage in the future. lol:
Title: Growler transfers affections from Polish garage girls to pert chanteuse
Post by: Nick on July 05, 2007, 10:57:44 AM
 lol:
Title: Nick's a twat. OK?
Post by: GROWLER on July 05, 2007, 11:02:54 AM
lol:

 whacky007
Title: The Beauty of it is that it doesn't change the original
Post by: Snoopy on July 05, 2007, 11:03:52 AM
Took you lot long enough to find that one out  point:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 08:48:33 AM
Given your obvious obsess....oops....er...affection maybe this postion will be of help.

Quote
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.

"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.

The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.

In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.

Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said.

"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 06, 2007, 08:58:51 AM
Given your obvious obsess....oops....er...affection maybe this postion will be of help.

Quote
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.

"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.

The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.

In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.

Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said.

"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.

That would seem to let the bear out - unless of course he's been hiding info from us, such as: he's actually a cuddly little koala bear!
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2007, 08:58:56 AM
Quote
performance

?
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 06, 2007, 09:55:19 AM
Given your obvious obsess....oops....er...affection maybe this postion will be of help.

Quote
CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position". An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products.

"Got what it takes to be an official condom tester?" asks an advertisement launched by Durex Australia next to a photo of a busty young woman in a revealing nurse's outfit.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," Durex Marketing Manager Sam White told local media.

The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 (425 pounds) for one lucky winner, White said.

In return, testers would have to report back on the feel and performance of the company's products.

Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humour would help in the application, Durex said.

"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site www.durex.com.au.

That would seem to let the bear out - unless of course he's been hiding info from us, such as: he's actually a cuddly little koala bear!

The moment I read that I remembered a cartoon from when I was a kid........................................................Quicky Koala  point:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Mozo on July 07, 2007, 06:07:14 AM
Surely, its the botox kid ... Our Kylie Minogue!

It may be PERT, but hey, why not?

It's been hoisted more often than a London Underground passanger lift ...  whistle:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 07, 2007, 08:49:18 AM
Surely, its the botox kid ... Our Kylie Minogue!

It may be PERT, but hey, why not?

Why not indeed.

Errr...did I spell PURT incorrectly. If so I'll claim it's just the scouse pronunciation. lol:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 07, 2007, 02:15:07 PM
I'll claim it's just the scouse pronunciation. lol:
That'll be what it was then. ::)
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Snoopy on July 07, 2007, 06:48:04 PM
Personally I thought Purt described it perfectly ~ if the intention was to convey a meaning then Purt does it for me
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 07, 2007, 10:35:02 PM
Personally I thought Purt described it perfectly ~ if the intention was to convey a meaning then Purt does it for me

purt was not found in the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary.

All a figment of my thankfully vivid imagination then it seems.
I still think her arse is fit as a butchers dog anyway. cloud9:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Berek on July 07, 2007, 10:39:13 PM
not that I want to admit to watching Live Earth BUT...


Shakiras arse looked great tonight.. eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:

her singing was shite though
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 07, 2007, 10:48:17 PM
Definition
pert   Show phonetics
adjective
1 attractively small and firm, as a description of a part of the body:
a pert bottom/nose

Bollox. That Mozo geezer was right, but sorry, PERT sounds scouse and inappropriate, whereas PURT sounds sort of..... mmmmmm, sweet, feely yummy and huggy squeezy, dun'it? eyes:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 09, 2007, 07:46:26 AM
Ummm no, I say pert, as it is spelt and I do NOT in anyway sound scouse!  evil:
Title: Re: Cooooor! THAT purt bottom!
Post by: GROWLER on July 09, 2007, 08:13:36 AM
Ummm no, I say pert, as it is spelt and I do NOT in anyway sound scouse!  evil:

Spelt that way, it's pronounced pairrrrrt up here, whereas purt is spoken much more smoother...like, if you get me drift.