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Title: Where there's a will...
Post by: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:08:30 PM: I happened to catch a repeat of the last Morse episode last night - he pegs it, ok. I guess he must have seen it coming because there was a section where he was going through his will and funeral arrangements with his solicitor - No religious ceremony, definitely no religious ceremony. The will was a simple 3 way split which was neat and reminded me that I need to update mine.

I'm wondering whether to discuss it with my only immediate relative or whether to keep it all a secret rubschin:. There's always an expectation of who will get what and unless you let on it will remain just that ~ an expectation. Does it make sense to discuss it openly or to keep it a secret?
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2009, 02:10:37 PM: Are you feeling unwell? We should discuss this ~~over~~ after lunch
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2009, 02:15:22 PM: Keep it secret.

I tell everybody I am leaving it all to my mistress.

They generally laugh in a patronising way. evil:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:16:52 PM: Excellent!
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2009, 02:17:30 PM: Deffo keep it secret (or dangle it so to speak). All my dosh goes to The Boy. He is ecstatic, or at least was until I told him it was held in trust till he was at least 25 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM: You've just told us! eeek: Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas eyes:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM: Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us! eeek: Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas eyes:

I could dress up like...? eyes:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:30:20 PM: Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us! eeek: Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas eyes:

I could dress up like...? eyes:

Hate to break it to you but I didn't fancy you on the previous occasion lol:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2009, 03:27:13 PM: Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas eyes:

Why not wait until January ;)
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Barman on December 15, 2009, 03:33:05 PM: Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us! eeek: Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas eyes:

I could dress up like...? eyes:

Hate to break it to you but I didn't fancy you on the previous occasion lol:

Yargh:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 03:35:40 PM: Xmas4:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2009, 03:36:59 PM: Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 15, 2009, 02:25:59 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
You've just told us! eeek: Hardly a secret now, eh?

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas eyes:

I could dress up like...? eyes:

Hate to break it to you but I didn't fancy you on the previous occasion lol:

Another first class honours graduate of the Nick school of charm lol:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2009, 03:37:23 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 15, 2009, 03:27:13 PM
Quote from: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 02:23:15 PM

I will be looking for a mistress over Christmas eyes:

Why not wait until January ;)

They will be cheaper in the sales.
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2009, 03:38:40 PM: Or fate may step in and whisk our Mr Pastis into the clutches of a very appreciative woman whistle:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 03:53:02 PM: Cheaper and appreciative you say? Things just get better! lol:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2009, 07:43:54 PM: I see the gutter looming noooo:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Pastis on December 15, 2009, 10:02:15 PM: I think MissD's foresees a Mrs Doyle moment in 2010 noooo:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2009, 10:10:06 PM: I've bought a hat and everything whistle:
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2009, 10:36:58 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on December 15, 2009, 10:10:06 PM
I've bought a hat and everything whistle:

Should I get my de-mob suit cleaned?
Title: Re: Where there's a will...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 16, 2009, 08:23:50 AM: Definitely requires a VP party ;)

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