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Title: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2009, 08:17:21 PM
Use with care...  ::)

 Xmas1: Xmas2: Xmas3: Xmas4: Xmas5: Xmas6: Xmas7:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
What about a Christmas cake one for the Big G  whistle:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2009, 08:29:15 PM
What about a Christmas cake one for the Big G  whistle:
::) Big G has gone for good my dear...  Xmas2:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2009, 08:49:23 PM
I refuse to believe that  sad24:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 06:57:00 AM
I refuse to believe that  sad24:

Fingers crossed eh...?
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2009, 08:35:23 AM
I was called Nick because I was due at Christmas (like St Nick) but I didn't arrive till the end of Jan. My mother never got over it. I was 12 and a half pounds  eeek:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 08:37:36 AM
I was called Nick because I was due at Christmas (like St Nick) but I didn't arrive till the end of Jan. My mother never got over it. I was 12 and a half pounds  eeek:

 Xmas6:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2009, 08:49:10 AM
 Xmas2:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 08:50:01 AM
Xmas2:
Think yourself lucky she didn't call you Jan!  point:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2009, 08:50:53 AM
 Xmas3:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2009, 09:17:38 AM
But let's not abuse the Christmas emotiwotsits eh  ::)
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2009, 09:19:05 AM
 Xmas1:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 09:19:18 AM
But let's not abuse the Christmas emotiwotsits eh  ::)
Quite so...  Xmas1:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2009, 09:19:32 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2009, 10:16:18 AM
I was called Nick because I was due at Christmas (like St Nick) but I didn't arrive till the end of Jan. My mother never got over it. I was 12 and a half pounds  eeek:

I expect she had more than just a nick.  eeek:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:23:32 AM
I was called Nick because I was due at Christmas (like St Nick) but I didn't arrive till the end of Jan. My mother never got over it. I was 12 and a half pounds  eeek:

I expect she had more than just a nick.  eeek:
Indeed Darwin, he arrived just in the nick of time....  happy001
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2009, 10:24:27 AM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
tunble:
Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2009, 10:25:36 AM
Indeed DS

He could just have easily be called  Episiotomy on that basis  whistle:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
tunble:
Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

Have you started on the crackers already ?  noooo:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 10:26:31 AM
tunble:
Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 04, 2009, 11:00:15 AM
tunble:
Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Perhaps you should.
The jokes are considerably better.
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2009, 11:02:09 AM
 Xmas4:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 04, 2009, 11:05:57 AM
tunble:
Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Perhaps you should.
The jokes are considerably better.

 evil:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 04, 2009, 08:34:09 PM
tunble:
Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Perhaps you should.
The jokes are considerably better.

Its the VP version of the monkeys and typewriters theory. If BM tells an infinite number of jokes, one of them has to be funny.  whistle:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Snoopy on December 04, 2009, 08:54:59 PM
tunble:
Do you geddit? - just in the nick of time!  happy001

have you started on the crackers already  noooo:
No.  evil:
Perhaps you should.
The jokes are considerably better.

Its the VP version of the monkeys and typewriters theory. If BM tells an infinite number of jokes, one of them has to be funny.  whistle:

Not so far they haven't. noooo:
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2009, 06:17:04 AM
You lot make me larf...
Title: Re: Xmas Emotiwhotsits
Post by: Snoopy on December 05, 2009, 08:25:49 AM
You lot make me larf...

Then our task here is done  cloud9: