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Title: Relative madness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2009, 08:05:54 AM: The brat went to see her paternal gran yesterday for a birthday tea. Now she is a fairly formidable woman at the best of times scared2:
She has recently been trying to ' get fit ' but was in a bit of a tizz yesterday. She had just come back from the shops after taking something back because it was faulty. They were really rude in the shop she says so I had to give them a piece of my mind but I got my money back.

When the brat enquired what it was she took back she was informed it was one of those hula hoop things but it was faulty because it didn't stay up happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2009, 08:30:32 AM: whacky115 whacky115
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 08:51:03 AM: Has she had some sort of contact with Nick p'raps MD? rubschin:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2009, 08:55:52 AM: lol:

How is your ' Keep Nick in the north ' petition going ?
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2009, 08:56:36 AM: The London move seems certain
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 08:59:11 AM: Quote from: Nick on November 30, 2009, 08:56:36 AM
The London move seems certain

I'll believe it when I see it. You'd miss me too much, be honest. cloud9:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 09:00:18 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 30, 2009, 08:55:52 AM
lol:

How is your ' Keep Nick in the north ' petition going ?

About as well as your 'keep Nick OUT of the South' I'd imagine. ::)
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2009, 09:38:37 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 09:00:18 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on November 30, 2009, 08:55:52 AM
lol:

How is your ' Keep Nick in the north ' petition going ?

About as well as your 'keep Nick OUT of the South' I'd imagine. ::)

We must assume the latter will fail and the South is doomed.

I am re-evaluating the benefits of much more closely supervising the tartan branch of the Selection empire.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:07:40 AM: A good day for such reflections ~ St Androids day and a' tha' ~ have a dram or three.
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Pastis on November 30, 2009, 10:13:01 AM: Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today rubschin:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2009, 10:15:34 AM: What does that mean scared2:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:16:07 AM: Quote from: Pastis on November 30, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today rubschin:

Are you sure that shouldn't read Caber Monday?
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 10:25:25 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: Pastis on November 30, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today rubschin:

Are you sure that shouldn't read Caber Monday?

Or even Cider Monday? I likes cider. eastdrink048
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2009, 10:39:53 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:16:07 AM
Quote from: Pastis on November 30, 2009, 10:13:01 AM
Apparently it's also Cyber Monday today rubschin:

Are you sure that shouldn't read Caber Monday?

Or Khyber Monday? rubschin:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:42:05 AM: Banghead I am beginning to wish I hadn't made the joke about Cabers on ST. ANDREW'S DAY Banghead

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Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2009, 10:44:11 AM: pole dancing picture?
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 10:50:46 AM: Does appear to have gone a tad off topic ey Snoops, yes. whistle:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Pastis on November 30, 2009, 10:53:22 AM: Cyber Monday follows Black Friday, everybody knows that 8)

http://retail.about.com/od/glossary/g/cyber_monday.htm
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:57:30 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 10:50:46 AM
Does appear to have gone a tad off topic ey Snoops, yes. whistle:

Quelle surprise lol:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2009, 11:05:23 AM: Quote from: Pastis on November 30, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Cyber Monday follows Black Friday, everybody knows that 8)

http://retail.about.com/od/glossary/g/cyber_monday.htm

I have done all my ~~Chr~~ shopping ...all of it angel1

And is has all arrived

So no Cyber Monday for me whistle:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 30, 2009, 11:10:28 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:57:30 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 10:50:46 AM
Does appear to have gone a tad off topic ey Snoops, yes. whistle:

Quelle surprise lol:

A cunning linguist in disguise?
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 11:55:23 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on November 30, 2009, 11:10:28 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 30, 2009, 10:57:30 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on November 30, 2009, 10:50:46 AM
Does appear to have gone a tad off topic ey Snoops, yes. whistle:

Quelle surprise lol:

A cunning linguist in disguise?

Oh ~ I can get my tongue round a few phrases eyes:
Title: Re: Relative madness
Post by: Nick on November 30, 2009, 11:58:35 AM: I seem to recall James Bond "brushing up on a little Danish" eyes: