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Title: Local Vicar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 11:13:14 AM
Is really p*ssing me off today. I am typing up the magazine for Dec 1st. publication and his submission lists all the Christmas services ~ so far no problem, it is what I wanted. However he insists on writing Christmass and that is annoying me. His stance is that it is really "Christ's Mass" but it is not as Mass is celebrated at midnight on the 24th in all Christian Churches. He is also trying to get his flock (and he has been in this parish for almost 30 years) to refer to him as "Father" .............. The sooner the bastard goes over to Rome the better  evil:








All his references to Christmass have now been altered to read December 25th  razz:
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 11:27:49 AM
You is messing with the work of the Lord  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 11:49:38 AM
Now that I will not accept.

The Good Lord gave me a brain and the right to use it as I see fit. I will not have some twat in a cassock telling me what I should and should not do nor do I require anyone else to answer to my God for me. I can do that for myself.

That is what boils my kidneys about religion. I have faith and believe in God. I do not believe in organised religion or the right of anyone to act as my "interpreter" when I wish to converse with my maker.
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 11:53:43 AM
Now that I will not accept.

The Good Lord gave me a brain and the right to use it as I see fit. I will not have some twat in a cassock telling me what I should and should not do nor do I require anyone else to answer to my God for me. I can do that for myself.

That is what boils my kidneys about religion. I have faith and believe in God. I do not believe in organised religion or the right of anyone to act as my "interpreter" when I wish to converse with my maker.

I hope that God is good at grammer and punctuation otherwise he might find you quite a challenge  lol:
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 11:56:11 AM
I like to think that He "knows" before I have to speak. He seems to accept my monologues without complaint. angel1
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2009, 11:57:12 AM
He  leaves those for bedtime reading ...they are very effective  lol:
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 12:01:40 PM
Probably  rubschin:
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2009, 01:18:48 PM
I bet he posts on some celestial forum.

"... and there is this bloke in North Wales I hear from every night, thinks he is a dog. Told me I ended a sentence in in Deuteronomy with a preposition.  evil: Cheeky sod, I gave him a reminder who is boss. A boil the size of Sodom in his bum.  lol: " 
Title: Re: Local Vicar
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2009, 03:52:56 PM
Sodomy would have been a lot less painful for a much shorter period of time  evil: