The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on November 15, 2009, 08:38:24 AM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8361023.stm
...and guess who's to blame apparently. The council. ::)
"All hell has broken loose. Look what they (the crowd) have done. There are a load of people on the floor and policemen are picking them up. People just don't care, they've just lost it." [/color] [/b]
Well tell us something we didn't already know why don't you? noooo:
Just about sums up the sheepies of this cuntry ey? Banghead
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So who were your 'idols' when you were younger then bear and how far would you have gone to see them , listen to them or be near them rubschin:
I went past a WHSmith's a couple of weeks ago and there was a queue that went on for feckin ages ..this was about 9 o clock in the morning - apparently there was a book signing by Katie Price taking place at 11 ::)
Oh FFS - even at that point there were far too many people there and there would be no chance that she could forge her signature that many times, no matter how lucrative the possibility of that many people buying her book would be noooo: . But we don't like to say no to people do we - not in the name of money or publicity noooo: noooo: noooo:
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So who were your 'idols' when you were younger then bear and what how far would you have gone to see them , listen to them or be near them rubschin:
The Beatles, but I was too young to be allowed to go and see them... apparently. sad32:
The worst that used to happen was screaming hysterical hormonal girlies fainting. ::)
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Never mind ~ the man from the Council has said "Lessons will be learned"
Perhaps the first lesson should be that crowds will turn up, even for crap acts, if the concert is free. It's their rights innit. ::)
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I went past a WHSmith's a couple of weeks ago and there was a queue that went on for feckin ages ..this was about 9 o clock in the morning - apparently there was a book signing by Katie Price taking place at 11 ::)
Just what the hell has she done with her life that needs four biographies to tell her story?
Grumpy's concise Jordan biography...
Gormless ugly slapper makes her name on her back taking her clothes off until she looks too raddled to keep up with younger models. Probably tries releasing a sec tape with a 1 hit wonder popular with the yoof to maintain her popularity before fading into obscurity. Brought back by seducing thw thick washed up aussie in the jungle she enjoys a couple of years of reality shows before deciding she can do better and ditches him to bed any guy with a pulse before settling for a cage fighting cro-magnon shag. After throwing a tantrum because she wasnt allowed in the china white tent at a polo match so she goes to a cage fighting match with cro-magnon shag where she gets attacked by a bunch of gypsies who mistake her for their runaway cart horse
The end.
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She said no to you didn't she whistle:
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Having had the misfortune of meeting her once I wouldnt touch her with BM's Miss D. sick2:
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Popcorn:
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Having had the misfortune of meeting her once I wouldnt touch her with BM's Miss D. sick2:
Has BM got a Miss D eeek: ...is there another eeek: eeek:....oh the copyright infringement ...I have been replaced sad24:
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Not much of a story Nick, I was dragged down to a bar she was appearing at and she chatted to the group I was with. Didnt take long for me to decide she was dumb, but ugly once the make up was removed and so far up her own arse she could lick her tonsils clean.
As if you could ever be replaced Miss D. happy100
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Hey, Miss D, I travelled far and wide to meet my idols when I was a yoof. But because I wasn't a hysterical female,my idols acted like adults and so did I.
Q:What's got 80 legs and no pubic hair ?
A:The front row at a JLS gig.
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lol: lol: lol:
I can't remember ever being obsessed by any pop group or 'star' when I was a teen. I liked a few actors redface: tho - but not enough to waste any effort on them noooo:
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Nor they on you whistle:
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Very true sad24:
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That Martin Shaw doesn't know
waht a lucky escape he had what he missed
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I'm just waiting until his 1000th marriage is over ::) and then I'll be there whistle:
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I'm available angel1
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Me too
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But I look like Captain Birdseye angel1
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I'm available angel1
You have enough on your plate young man nonono:
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Me too
I know very little about you eeek:
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But I look like Captain Birdseye angel1
... .. and that is good how exactly ? noooo: noooo: noooo:
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I'm available angel1
You have enough on your plate young man nonono:
Too true sad24:
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But I look like Captain Birdseye angel1
... .. and that is good how exactly ? noooo: noooo: noooo:
They did do a younger version of him
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2F1dQjV0.jpg&hash=f9558bcb8d144003824ab4d6dd09036395e894b9) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gx1dQjV0)
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Me too
I know very little about you rubschin:
Uumm...I'm alright, what do you know about Nick?
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Probably far too much lol:
Met him briefly a few years ago too - he was true to form then lol: lol: lol:
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I stand defeated... cry:
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lol:
It was briefly in a pub with quite a few people from the other place.
Half an hour is all that he stayed
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Too late Miss D, I'm afraid. I just rekindled my infatuation with Sam Fox cloud9:
Miss D, dont be sad? it would never have worked between us darling. I?m sorry?
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How will I ever sleep tonight noooo:
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Horlicks...Sweet dreams sleep017