The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 13, 2009, 12:38:04 PM
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First, take a look at this
http://math.berkeley.edu/~galen/popclk.html (http://math.berkeley.edu/~galen/popclk.html)
Now it seems to me that every additional digit represents at least 2 orgasms. With me?
That's a lot of shagging eeek:
So, a new thread.
Every time you have sex (successfully) post a cloud9: in this thread so we can keep account of our contribution to global shagging (a much under-rated stat IMHO)
angel1
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noooo:
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tunble:
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eeek:
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It is of some interest to note that this approximation predicts that the population will start decreasing before the end of the 21st century.
Presumably by then it will be getting difficult to find space to lie down. noooo:
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Do it standing up!
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eeek:
http://math.berkeley.edu/~galen/popclk.html (http://math.berkeley.edu/~galen/popclk.html)
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BTW what is successful sex does one or the other draw breath, is there another, does one have to ejaculate more information please?
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Shrugs: Shrugs: Shrugs:
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Another thread I can't contribute anything to noooo:
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BTW what is successful sex does one or the other draw breath, is there another, does one have to ejaculate more information please?
Any at all is a success here. surrender:
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Sheep and donkeys don't count. See also: goats
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BTW what is successful sex does one or the other draw breath, is there another, does one have to ejaculate more information please?
Any at all is a success here. surrender:
Indeed. cry:
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sad24:
I am sure Wenchy is keeping her end up (so to speak)
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Sheep and donkeys don't count. See also: goats
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands. 'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand. 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said Goats.
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drumroll: lol:
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noooo:
Same here. noooo:
Sorry. Have I now gubbed yer thread like? lol:
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I think TMR may help us out angel1
The rest of us are fucked (or rather not so sad24:)
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I think TMR may help us out angel1
The rest of us are fucked (or rather not so sad24:)
There was one sitting in front of me on the train initially today. cloud9:
She politely asked if I minded her sitting opposite me. happy001
Most puzzling, as there were plenty of other empty seats.
Must be me stunning good looks and cheery disposition like?
Such a shame she got off at Piccadily. to be replaced by the other shite that 's mentioned in the other thead.
I can only dream now of adding to this thread in a constructive manner, or do dreams count?
I could pretend and tell you I gripped her etc if you like like? cloud9:
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I can only dream now of adding to this thread in a constructive manner, or do dreams count?
They are going to have to or we'll not see a cloud 9 in a month of Sundays.
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cloud9: whistle:
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In your dreams. ;)
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cloud9: whistle:
eeek:
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In your dreams. ;)
Nope ~ the boys were engrossed in Wii game and she leapt at me ~ I never stood a chance Guv, honest. redface:
I should add that there was no intention to keep Nick's scorer ticking over ~ more a case of keeping me hand in like.
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Righ'on bruvver. ::) noooo:
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In your dreams. ;)
Nope ~ the boys were engrossed in Wii game and she leapt at me ~ I never stood a chance Guv, honest. redface:
I should add that there was no intention to keep Nick's scorer ticking over ~ more a case of keeping me hand in like.
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eeek: Eeewww this conjures up a very unpleasant picture. One can only hope that you were wearing your Marigolds and that you finally managed to get your hand out.!
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In your dreams. ;)
Nope ~ the boys were engrossed in Wii game and she leapt at me ~ I never stood a chance Guv, honest. redface:
I should add that there was no intention to keep Nick's scorer ticking over ~ more a case of keeping me hand in like.
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eeek: Eeewww this conjures up a very unpleasant picture. One can only hope that you were wearing your Marigolds and that you finally managed to get your hand out.!
razz:
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...keeping me hand in like.
Aye, that's just about describes my sex life. confused:
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...keeping me hand in like.
Aye, that's just about describes my sex life. confused:
happy100 (In a very manly way of course)